#MKSMemes

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they even deliver lines the same it's crazy

honorary non visual mentions: zorak robert jones and ren hoek iykyk

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Courtesy of @viciouslyfilthy

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i am so sick ive barely been able to do anything but sleep all day but i managed to do this, i saw one that was like "where ya'll sitting, you can't kill yourself" and I knew it'd be perfect

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Miriam belongs to @cornerofhell

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Would These Slashers Pay Child Support

Jack Frost

You will not be getting a cent nor will he show up to court if you try to fight him. Garnish it from his paycheck? He gets paid under the table or is selling stuff he stole. It's not that he doesn't love his kid he's just playing the long game. You're getting murdered and he's kidnapping HIS child.

"Of course I wanted to see you kid, your mother just wouldn't let me! It's a shame but now your Daddy's here and we can have lots of fun together!"

Child Support: Not Paid ❌

Child Supported?: Kind of....?✔️

Santa Claus

Obviously fucking not lmao

You text him you're pregnant and he leaves you on read, you call him and his number is no longer in service. You will never see this man again, your kid will have to go on an epic viking quest to seek him out at which point they'll get a firm pat on the shoulder IF they're an adult. If he was a human he'd go to court JUST to sever his parental rights.

Child Support: Not Paid ❌

Lubdan the Leprechaun

Ok ok I know, his whole thing is literally killing people who take his gold and that he's been known to kill women he's attracted to but in a situation where you did live to birth his child I think things would be different considering he does want to get married. If you're in a state where payments are needed for visitation he's paying just so he can see YOU. Your kid is getting THE BEST birthday gifts but he's also gonna be spending the whole party begging for you to take him back.

Child Support: Paid ✅

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Jack may get really touchy about actually seriously identifying as bisexual but it is Jack after all, he doesn't mind being the butt of a joke

Jeremy, texting Jack: You

Jack: You ought to thank me for what I had to do to get you that antique Feather quill.

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Suzy if she saw:

The bathtub scene

The ice cube scene

Jack's outfit in the arrest scene

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