#antichrist santa

[prettyputrified]

[frostcorpsclub]

Hey queen!!! So I was watching a baking show with my mom and it got me to thinking:

What would Suzy and/or Ginny's chosen wedding cake flavor be?

I love you pookie Ty for the question! 🥰

Suzy

Of course, Jack made the cake he wouldn’t have it any other way. Suzy gets to be the center of attention and he’s happy to have that for his bride but he’s getting some recognition too.

Suzy loves Cheesecake so that’s what she got! It’s massive and tiered just like any other wedding cake, with a little wedding topper (the kids got together and made it as a gift :)

However! Each tier is a different flavor of cheesecake for the guests (it’s mostly their kids LOL) preferences.

Going from bottom to top

Tier 1: Classic Cheesecake

Tier 2: Chocolate Pecan Cheesecake

Tier 3: Raspberry Cheesecake

Tier 4: Pumpkin Cheesecake

Tier 5: The piece reserved just for Jack and Suzy, small enough to split perfectly in half for each of them; Lime Cheesecake

Virginia

Santa and Virginia did not give a shit about their wedding, it was a ceremony entirely devised and for hells elite demon class and Lucifer himself. So there was a lot of dessert and an impressive hedonistic feast.

Evergreen pushed Santa to ask if Virginia wanted anything at all and she just kind of shrugged and went, “I like carrot cake.”

(Virginia likes to cook a lot of greasy artery clogging food but she actually grazes on small healthy things herself)

So that’s what she got.

For some reason she took a slice like a bird and then got really pushy about Santa eating the rest. Totally strange and out of character for her /s

[purity-culture]

Marilyn Manson & Alejandro Jodorowsky

[antichrists-plus1]

Merry scarmas!

[thefoolsprocession]

The hour-long video required for one of the final environmental puzzles in The Witness is actually fucking wild when you sit down to listen to it

[sevenfragmence]

Dark comedy about Santa's elves being angel kids on the 'nice' list who died before Christmas but the North Pole is becoming increasingly under-staffed as the holiday season gets commercialized so Santa and the gang starts 'recruiting' more elves thru a series of zany Christmas-themed fatal accidents

[vanhelsingapologist]

Drew this for @antichrist-vevo in a small secret santa event. Thank you for the prompt and letting me draw for you! Raharomancers, you are braver than all of us.

[osiris-iii-bc]

Secondo Emeritus - Naples

Primo | Secondo | Terzo

Naples. My beautiful Naples. My beloved, adored Naples. It is the city where I studied and grew up in and it is also literally filled with mysteries and legends. I thought Naples would have been the perfect formation place for a young Secondo Emeritus. Let’s see what may have influenced and inspired him in his religious journey.

1 - The musical church. 

Ghost’s music has always been heavily loaded with the Devil’s Tritone: also called Diabulus in Musica or Devil’s Interval, it is an unsettling dissonance produced by an unusual arrangement of notes that gives that spooky, devilish tone to music. In Infestissumam, it was featured on 9 out of 10 songs. The use of the Tritone was banned in Medieval times (In Ghost, its use dramatically dropped with Prequelle, with only 2 out of 10 songs featuring it). So what if I tell you that, in contrast, in Naples there is a church that functions as a musical score, whose music protects it from evil?

Basically, there is a church in Piazza del Gesù that has a particular pointy ashlar on the external facade. Under the side (the one facing the ground, so if you look up from the street you can see them) of each of these little pyramids are carved symbols, which turned out to be Aramaic letters that were later translated into musical notes. So, it turned out that the whole church is a big score, and it’s playable. The whole melody, called Enigma, was played for the first time inside the church to celebrate the discovery. You can hear the music here (sound quality is not the best).

Will it protect the church from Ghost’s music?

2 - The skull cult.

Naples has very intricate underground galleries, almost all visitable. One of these is Cimitero delle Fontanelle, a famous catacomb where the remains of about 40.000 people who died from plagues are stored. It is said the “anime pezzentelle” cult was born here: it is a particular relationship each Neapolitan establishes with a chosen skull. You literally adopt an abandoned skull, which according to our tradition is the seat of the soul, and your duty is to care for it, protect it and also create a special niche for it. In exchange, the soul of that skull will protect you.

A nice place for a Bone Daddy.

3 - Pretty and Evil like Mergellina’s devil.

Knowing the passion our Secondo has for women, here is a story about a very devilish one.

In Santa Maria del Prato church, in the Mergellina area, there is the only representation of the devil as a woman in a painting.

The legend has it that said woman was the beautiful Vittoria D’Avalos, who seduced the Bishop Diomede Carafa, who commissioned the painting in 1542 to represent his victory against the woman’s lust (we're all believing him, right? 🙄).

Now that story has a way of saying that refers to femmes fatales as “Pretty and Evil like Mergellina’s devil”.

I’d say she may be considered among the first-ever Sisters of Sin. 

4 - Who gives life can also take it.

Infestissumam is filled with references to birth and Jesus, turning it into the birth of the antichrist and creating a narrative that is completely opposite to the birth of the Son of Man. Now, in Naples, there is a statue that embodies both concepts.

Back to Piazza del Gesù: On a very high pedestal in the center of the square stands a statue of the Virgin Mary, the Mother. That's all... until you position yourself at a specific point in the square and look up to see the statue transformed into the Reaper. His face is hidden by the cowl, staring straight at you, with a sickle at its feet and a snake crawling on it.

Depending on your point of view, the giver of life becomes the taker of it.

5 - Body and Blood… but especially blood.

What never stops to fascinate me about the relationship of Neapolitans with religion is the very thin line between devotion and pure blasphemy. It is the case of the “miracle” of San Gennaro’s blood. It happens twice a year and it consists in bringing the Saint’s blood in a liquid state again (after centuries it is obviously solidified). The particular thing is that during this ritual, the worshippers (and the priests too) literally insult the saint to convince him to make the miracle happen, because if it doesn’t work, it means that something terrible is about to happen.

(Last time it didn’t work was right before the Covid pandemic 🙂)

I’d say this could have been a great inspiration for Body and Blood and Idolatrine.

Honorable mention to the fact that I have lived 32 years now on this Earth and I never attended this event even though I would like to.

Bonus: Now, I said that Dante would come back in the chapters, and he is. In fact, not only Virgilio died in Naples (and he is the protector of the city) but, apparently, the gates of Hell Dante mentioned in his comedy were located on the Averno lake, near Pozzuoli, not far from Naples.

[respectthepetty]

Gay Christmas Miracle in Only Friends?!

Dear Gay Christmas Santa (who is a leather daddy bear - it's a fact),

Unlike I Feel You Linger in the Air where I'm hoping everyone (except Robert since he is the antichrist) gets a happy ending after that beautiful Christmas episode, I'm praying, begging, SCREAMING for a Gay Christmas miracle in Only Friends, so nobody ends up together.

Because, and I cannot stress this enough,

This friend group is toxic as fuck.

And I do not understand why these pendejos cannot stay away!

RUN YOU IDIOTS! RUN!

Boston has shown he is evil, yet Nick likes that brand of nasty.

Mew made that entire situation about Boston, yet Top likes that brand of crazy.

Ray (my #1, you're perfect, never done anything wrong in your whole life except all the things you keep doing wrong) continues to treat people like commodities, yet Sand likes that brand of kink.

If you good, then I'm Gucci, BUT NONE OF YOU ARE GUCCI! You're not Prada, Dolce & Gabbana, nor Balenciaga.

¡No eres nada!

No mentiras. You are all basura. Pero y'all need to love yourselves.

Next week is Gay Christmas, and there will be some hoes in that house since Mew and Ray are going to be Harley Quinn and the Joker (oh, Lord! Couple's outfit, really?)

Top is going as someone from Top Gun, which tracks with his cocky frat boy ass.

Nick is gonna be a nerd or Clark Kent, the youths in the comments are telling me this is a "Detective Conan," but those are the same thing really.

Boston is probably going as his himself which is the devil (I love it. Bare minimum. Hell is the floor).

And Sand is going as an idiot who is probably going to try to save Ray from himself. (He is Freddie Mercury, and I'll be devastated if he tries to save a ho in that outfit)

So leather daddy bear Santa, please grant me this miracle and sink these ships. Destroy them. Ruin any chance they have of getting back together. END THEM.

And let this man be awful.

Amen

[greater-than-the-sword]

hi fellow christian writer. could you please help me? I'm writing a fanfiction of a movie where there is this character who has the power to see the future - the character already came with this power. And the bible says seeing into the future is a sin. The movie takes place in old times south america (?), so heavily christian/catholic (-based (?)). I'm really trying not to write or do anything that is blasphemous.

(I'm really sorry for my English too)

I know you're talking about the movie Encanto, and I've never seen the movie, so I don't really know how I would handle it if I were writing a fanfiction of it. Perhaps someone else who has seen it would be better qualified to analyze this aspect of it?

Usually I've seen future telling handled in a few ways in fiction.

The precognition route Common for superheroes, this involves people predicting various potential, but not at all certain, futures based on what is currently happening. A future, but not The Future. Kind of like what people do in real life to extrapolate the future, but enhanced to superhuman speed and acuteness. I don't think that's what is going on in Encanto, though.

Time slippage In this trope, the character has some kind of tie to time itself behaving in an abnormal manner causing them to see things from different parts of time. This is common on Doctor Who, for example. As time itself is a created phenomenon, this could reasonably incorporated into science fiction written by a Christian even though it couldn't happen in real life. After all, most magic powers in fiction are essentially people doing impossible things that in *real* life would be attributed to spiritual beings. But it doesn't inherently have to be that way in fiction.

The Merlin In the King Arthur myths, Merlin was some kind of changeling or intended antichrist who was born with Satanic powers, but was baptised as an infant and now still has some kind of intrinsic powers that he uses for good. See also: Hellboy; that warlock from Santa Claus is Comin' to Town

Divine visions Last but not least you can have your character be the recipient of straight up divine prophecy, in a fictional universe. This happens all the time in fiction as well, See: Tolkien's entire work.

Personally I think Time Slippage might be your best route but again, not having watched the movie I can't be sure.

[frostcorpsclub]

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[skelligiri]

In which Crowley and Aziraphale meet St.Nicholas.

This year, I decided to touch on some stories I was told growing up in a country where St.Nicholas day is celebrated:

St.Nicholas resurrecting three children who were slain by an evil butcher (with some ethereal/occult help)

St.Nicholas cutting down a tree to exorcise a demon (who just so happened to be a snake)

I also decided to do take some creative liberties with the origins of Krampus and leaving open whether or not Santa exists in the Good Omens universe (this is an occupational hazard when you interact with a former antichrist who may still have the power to change the fabric of the universe).

I can't believe I actually got this done in time. Hope you enjoy, and happy holidays!

[maxverstappensflatbrim]

Show Me Yours

Christmas Blurb Three - Presents

December 22nd 2014

“Okay… sit… sit, Button. Sit-”

Tommie groans as the front door opens and Button runs to Adam who balances things on his arm. “Adam!” Carly yells as she appears around the corner wiping her hands in a tea towel, “What did I tell you about slamming the doors?”

“Sorry, Carls.”

“Okay, Button, let’s try again.”

“What are you doing?”

Adam looks down but then sighs as he sees the dog dressed in a pudding outfit with a little santa hat, he places all the wrapped presents onto one of the arm chairs and crouches down to the dog, “What’s she doing to you, hmm?”

“She loves it,” Tommie says watching Button fall onto her back for some belly scratches, “She keeps bringing it to me to put it on.”

“I’m sure this is animal cruelty.”

“You’re just jealous because she looks better than you.”

Adam rolls his eyes but the grin on his face doesn’t leave as he scratches Button’s head. “What have you gotten me for Christmas?” She asks, smiling down at him with her puppy dog eyes.

“Not telling.”

“Aw come on, it’s not as if I’m five years old expecting Santa to come down the chimney in a few days.”

“Still not telling. You’ll have to wait.”

“But-” He says getting something out of his bag, “This was on the porch for you. Not sure who it’s from.”

Tommie knows. The moment she reads the little label that says ‘To Baby’ she knows who the gift is from.

“I’m gonna go chuck my jamas on.”

“Okay, don’t be long,” Carly calls from the kitchen, “We’re gonna watch Home Alone.”

When alone in the spare bedroom of Carly and Adam’s home she sits on the bed cross legged and tears open the wrapping paper.

Inside is a small CD case, on the front is a picture of the band when they first did a gig together. It’s a picture after the show, George and Ross are holding Tommie up by her legs and Matty’s crouching under her to stop her from falling. You can see the top of Adam’s head over Ross’ shoulder, he’d been behind her so she didn’t fall backwards.

She turns it over, the back is a picture of the stars with the contents of the CD written in Matty’s messy handwriting. 

Woman 

Me (Tommie’s Vocals)

Lostmyhead 

Antichrist 

Lost Boys // 28 (Tommie’s Vocals)

Robbers (Matty ad Tommie’s Vocals)

Chocolate (Single Version)

It’s then she realises that it’s their first recording session, the one they’d spent weeks  perfecting for the EP. She pulls it out and glances around, she doesn’t have a CD player, so she rushes downstairs and grabs her car keys with a promise of returning with more wine.

She drives until she finds a secluded pull in near the old rugby pitch they’d mess around in. Then sits and listens to the CD until Carly’s calling her for the fifth time to check in. Even then she lingers in the parked car to listen once more. 

[legallybrunettedotcom]

hiii can u please suggest horror movies that will fuck me up badly and are heavy on symbolism. the ones that make u notice surreal things every time u rewatch. thank youu love you

if anyone has more recs feel free to share, these are just the ones that popped into my mind first. tbf not all of these are good but you know lol

get out, nope, us, hereditary, the exorcist, the shining, the wailing, the descent, it follows, hagazussa, jacob's ladder, antichrist, suspiria, the witch, midsommar, the babadook, the lighthouse, the night house, candyman, audition, possession, the others, kwaidan, raw, the ritual, goodnight mommy, santa sangre, ganja & hess, lake mungo, noroi, pulse 2001, mother!, demon 2015, the skeleton key, cure, ju-on, dark water, korei, the platform, his house, men, the host 2006, like almost every cronenberg movie

[bodrewritten]

mlp Nightmare Before Christmas AU where Luna is Jack Skellington and Fluttershy is Sally. discord is the oogie boogie man, the two most dangerous threats to equestria and the kid they sent to hell are the kids that kidnap santa. the antichrist kid is the most competent of the 3. DisneyFanatic2364 you fucking revolutionary

[frostedlemonwriter]

@toribookworm22 Okay so I think this is supposed to be my top ten songs, right? Or, the ones most listened to last year? To be honest, I have no idea what my top listened to songs of Spotify was. There is a wrapped but I haven't really checked it.

I usually don't do the tag games where I have to reveal something about myself that isn't my writing. I figured I'll give this one a whirl.

Santa Ana Winds - Cold War Kids

Audience Of One - Cold War kids

Cold Cold Cold - Cage The Elephant

Coffee Spoon - Cold War Kids

Out of Touch - Hall & Oates

(Antichrist Television Blues) - Arcade Fire

Cigarette Day Dreams - Cage The Elephant

Good Morning - Bleachers

Ava Adore - The Smashing Pumpkins

Life During Wartime - Talking Heads