#MORE LIKE TED SCREAM

[pineappical]

will and ted's excellent adventure (at six flags)

[stevens-pastrami-sandwich]

WOAH!!!! DUDE HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!? :00

i love these guys

[lilpuffyart]

Bonus art doodles I forgot to post yesterday

[fangirlanxiety74]

Okay so late night ramble about Ted but guys please. Please listen to me. The jokes about him being ugly.... Those are just jokes, right??? We all agree he's actually not, right??? He's just ugly because he's an awful person, right???

I need you guys to be real with me and tell me you understand this

Like, book Ted, radio drama Ted, I can accept them being ugly (Lie. No I can't. They're both super pretty too.)

But Game Ted is NOT UGLY.

It's just that the pixels made up to make him are

Guys just, hear me out. Please. Listen to me. Please consider the context of his backstory. He- For multiple years, he charmed women well enough to the point where he was actively going back to their place with him. And then stealing his money.

THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE IF HE'S NOT ATTRACTIVE.

I mean it. He's attractive, he's charming, dare I say he's probably even good in bed. Why??? Why?????? BECAUSE OTHERWISE NO RICH FANCY WOMAN WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HIM. No woman would consider him worthy enough to cheat on their husbands with, COME ON PEOPLE!!!

Like PLEASE I love joking about how hideous and awful he is but PLEASE understand he's actually, in context, meant to be attractive and charming and likeable!!! He's good with his words and getting his way!!! Please let's remember this when we draw and write him please!!!

PLEASE CAN YOU HEAR ME GUYS??? GUYS??? PLEASE CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! TELL ME YOU'RE LISTENING TO ME!!! PLEASE-

[a-nybodys]

we, as a society, do not take advantage of klaus' witchy sensibilities nearly enough

wheres the mentions of him lighting incense and reading the siblings tarot and paying too much attention to star signs and which planet is in retrograde and using a ouija board to train with as a kid and smoke cleansing the house and setting off the smoke detector and reading peoples palms

[beardbecca]

Can we just forget about the game and go and have a dance?

TED LASSO (2020-2023) ↳ "for the children."

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

no but fucking really. "i'd love to get your thoughts. let me know if there's anything you disagree with--i won't take it out, but i'm more than happy to tell you where you're wrong ;)" versus "yeah. mm, yeah. yes; sorry, sorry. um. yeah. ......i just want you to like it. ...i'll leave you be." makes me. fucking. OUGH

trent, confident and playful, telling them he's happy to correct them if they disagree with anything he's written versus him anxiously awaiting ted's approval and actively seeking it out, nervous, eager in a sort of rattled anxious way. the confidence versus the hesitancy, the independence versus the want for ted to like it, like him.

and then ted giving him a word of praise and a word of criticism in one--that it's a good book but it shouldn't be called 'the lasso way'--and trent takes it. i honestly think he does disagree, but instead of "telling ted where he's wrong"--maybe just out of respect for what he wants, trust for his opinion--he changes the title. what he said he wouldn't do. for ted. what if i wailed and screamed

[hermannsprecursors]

Uhhhh concepts and stuff idk it's 10 at night and I have class in the morning. Yet here I am posting my I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream madness

Yeah. I'm so mentally ill about this crazy ass story but at least my AP lang teacher is gonna love me

ALSO HERE more autism critters + a bonus because y'all love making the deranged AI kiss, so I thought we should let the folks they torment be friends.

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

if dorian didn't show up, do you think louis would have shot minnie?

I do. I know some people think either he wouldn't have or he would've missed so that's why the writers had him shoot Dorian instead, but mmmmmm no, I don't personally think so. I like to think that if he had taken the shot, his shaky hands would've caused him to shoot her fatally.

Mostly because I'm already so normal about the fact that of the Ericson crew, Marlon and Louis are the only ones with a body count. Well, that we know of, but shown to us in the game, at least. Plus, we know it's Louis' first kill.

Like yeah, Clementine and AJ become part of the crew and they have bigger body counts, and if we're counting indirect kills caused by actions, then Tenn has a count... and I guess everyone has blood on their hands for blowing up the boat... but I'm talking about killed directly with a weapon like....... I lied, I'm not normal about that at all, Louis and Marlon are the ones who have killed someone in Louis' route. I'm also not normal about the fact that Louis kills Dorian and then even as he's clearly in shock, he tries to go with Clementine to get AJ, and then later on when they talk about it, he says it feels like bile but not quite and he's glad he has it in him to do it.... listen, listen, listen... I'm obsessed with that.

Anyway, so if Louis shot Minerva, I think he would've accidentally killed her and can you imagine? He's already enough of a mess after killing the woman who pinned him down and tried to cut his finger off [or succeeded] but he knew Minerva, they were friends before the twins were taken. Even Violet couldn't kill her even though that would've been the smarter thing to do, and we know thanks to meta knowledge that killing her would've saved lives, but Violet couldn't, and I don't think Louis would intentionally either.

Speaking of Violet, if Louis killed Minerva, I hate to think about what that would've done to Vi. I think she might've actually left at that point, like what was planned before it got changed to her being burned. I don't think she would've attacked Louis over it, though, like yeah she attacked Clementine in the cell but Louis? I don't know, but I don't think so just because it's Louis and he'd be a mess about it anyway.

Though if he did kill her, it would be a neat parallel to draw... y'know, because Louis forgave AJ for killing Marlon even though he was pissed and heartbroken, and Violet was annoyed with him the entire time... but could she ever forgive Louis for killing Minerva? Y'know? We already have a similar parallel with AJ shooting Tenn, but still.

If Clementine killed Minerva in that moment, though, then I could see Violet attacking her since in her eyes, Clem proved her right.

So yeah, I get why they added the Dorian kill to his route. It adds another compelling element to Louis as a character, but we also need Minerva alive for episode 4; Louis can't kill her, he can't miss, and he's not going to stay with her because we need Violet to stay on the boat and him to be on shore for all routes.

[lunar-years]

The batshit thing about the R/K shippers hating on Jamie is that Keeley and Roy both love Jamie. The haters have completely ignored every character beat and growth and instead focused on "het couple is always end game" and got pissed when that didn't happen because it turns out their characters are more nuanced than that.

they mischaracterize all three of them to an insane degree because they for some reason feel the constant need to prove that R/K are the healthiest most well adjusted couple in the history of television and Jamie possesses absolutely zero threat to their relationship whatsoever because they both are merely 'putting up with him' at best or secretly hate him at worst (all of which are laughable claims to anyone who has watched the show with their eyes open, and possesses even the most meager analysis skills in their brains).

I also think the way they talk about R/K is often so reductive if not genuinely gross (in addition to just being like, generally of a heteronormative flavor)...and that's the ship they're meant to LIKE. like there were people yesterday screaming about how "Roy would NEVER share Keeley!!!1!!!" and it's like...well Keeley isn't a toy they're passing around or hogging, so jot that down. She's a person with her own agency, who isn't with... get this... EITHER ONE OF THEM at the end of the series!!! Yeah, that includes ROY!!! So Roy at the moment really has zero say in whether she wants to fuck Jamie again or not, lmao. she's every bit as capable of getting back together with him as she is Roy post canon. and if they were together, opening their relationship to someone else would be...a mutual decision...because Keeley is a whole character of her own and not just a prop for your male fav...

And then there's the whole "well we ship something that's actually CANON and therefore BETTER, whereas R/J & RJK shippers are just weaving mystical delusions because they're ~desperate for representation~ or whatever. Which is apparently why the Apple TV account and even the actors should never, ever so much as allude to RJK again, because it diminishes their "real and correct" couple. Again, NEITHER PAIRING IS EVEN ENDGAME CANON.

And finally, all the little ways they constantly try to mask the fact that they just hate Jamie because he's in the way of their ship with "real analysis" that boils down to such riveting takes as: "Jamie = Irredeemable and Bad because he hurt Keeley three seasons ago" "Roy = baby boy who has never hurt Keeley ever in his life and is perfect for her in every which way. oh? here's a canonical scene where Roy is canonically hurting Keeley? WELL, that's just bad writing. OOC, that is. the writers just suck. my favorites cannot be flawed"

anyway...I love roykeeley in the very specific way they exist in my head but i really need the r/k diehards to like... step back and accept the fact that they canonically BROKE UP and are not inherently perfect and better than any other ship between flawed characters. go read fanfiction and imagine the ending of your choosing to your heart's content, like the rest of us, and stop targeting social media managers jumping on the latest silly internet meme. sorry for the rant it's just....so fucking irritating

[litrallytyrus]

whatever the hell richard and jan got going on is boyfriends as hell like um ……… i know gay people when i see em!

[edgymuses]

after so long i made new graphic (banner) for this blog how does it look?

also this is the song i was listing to while editing this banner haha

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Going to therapy is great because you can rant to your therapist about the untapped potential of Star Wars Sequel Characters for ten minutes and they are a captive audience forced to hear your very reasonable valid points and you can do this instead of talking about your issues hope this helps <3

[sherliam-hualian]

I have been searching on pinterest for God knows how long for a James Bonde fanart.

Tell me, why are there so little fanarts of him. I am dying for James Bonde-

Please, make more. I will literally beg every single person on the planet that there to draw more Bonde fanarts

Thank You.

[deanncastiel]

in other news ROY AND JAMIE ON THEIR LITTLE DATE IN AMSTERDAM EXCUSE ME

[kr0w13y]

Went into ao3 the find any Ted/Ellen fics that may exist and came out shipping am/ellen/ted after reading the only two fics of them that exist, but honestly I considered it before going in because ot3's including ones where one of three are evil or at least morally dubious is a favorite of mine.

Anyway, maybe Im embarrassing myself but If you're interested I highly recommend:

And especially

Maybe I'll post my am/ellen/ted playlist later.