#Magic the Gathering

[crowspright]

i'm about to continue the ravnican guild shitposts (finally) so here are the new (old) and (slightly) improved ones complete with the new signature

as always, huge thanks to @vexwerewolf for the lancer memes as inspiration

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Time Walk

Artist: Amy Weber TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[sylvan-librarian]

[faultinhypnosis]

[mtgtips]

Magic the Gathering tip: you should play magic the gathering or somethin i don’t fuckin know.

[dumnslut]

effervesant...

[incorrect-mtg]

remaking this meme for Thunder Junction

[danshive]

I started out making a White “quirky removal” deck inspired by Bovine Intervention, which destroys a creature or artifact, and replaces it with a 2/2 ox.

Somehow, that evolved into a cow theme deck that doesn’t include Bovine Intervention (because it’s terrible).

I defend the equipment being included because of Bruse Tarl. Man is a warrior rancher, after all. He’d arm / armor himself and his cows.

This deck could probably be made better by reducing the more expensive cards to 3 apiece, and adding in 3 removal cards, but I’m not playing this deck to win every time.

I’m playing this so people will think “is that a cow deck?”

[pluralwizard]

When you find the porn hot but you don’t approve of it morally

[mtg-smash-or-pass]

[mtg-cards-hourly]

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{1}: This card's flavor text becomes the flavor text of your choice. (This ability doesn't work because it's flavor text, not rules text (but neither does this reminder text, so you figure it out).)

Artist: Ron Spears TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[googlyeyesonmagiccards]

MEEP MEEP

[single-new]

https://jasmine-437.tengp.icu/gb/kDnvj4e

[mtgtips]

magic the gathering tip: if your opponent starts counting mana don't worry about it

Magic the Gathering tip: it just means it’s counting time and you should start counting mana too

[bace-jeleren]

I said this on stream the other night, and haven't stopped saying it to myself since