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I'm pretty sure this is what happened in OTJ

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Olivia: The disrespect! Back in the day you'd defeat a Cathar in battle and you'd get all of their blood! Even a bit of fear and horror as they bled out, as a treat. Now they send a tin can after you and you're just meant to... What? Tear it apart and find someone ELSE to drain?

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Ral: Ok, but how does one just get over being compleated by Phyrexia.

Jace: Just think about it.

Ral:

Jace:

Ral:

Jace:

Ral: Yeah, I'm not coming up with anything. How did you do it, Beleren.

Jace: Just thought about it.

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If we were to add up the entire population of every plane in the multiverse that we know of, I wonder what percentage of that total would be just Ravnica

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Tezzeret: With the power of Artifice I have transcended the weakness of the flesh. I now I require only the bare minimum of food and no more than ten minutes of sleep each night.

Jace: And have you slept ten minutes last night?

Tezzeret:

Tezzeret: No.

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Torrezonés getting all dressed up for Duskmas just to sit in their sala and have to hear their tio argue Vona is actually the legitimate Pontifex

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Chandra: I just found out something hilarious

Kaya: Oh? What is it?

Chandra: So, when Jace is startled, he'll just instinctively try to read the minds of people around him. I think it's a mind mage thing, check for possible threats and stuff.

Kaya: Ok... that makes sense.

Chandra: But here's the thing, if you're thinking really hard about something when you do it, you're basically putting that thought directly in his mind.

Kaya:

Kaya: I see where you're going with this, but please demonstrate.

------ Jace: *distracted while working on stuff*

Chandra, sneaking up behind him: BOO!

Jace: Holy shit- urgh broccoli 😫

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Rashmi: I can't believe they didn't approve my vehicle for the Grand Prix! This is unfair!

Saheeli: Really? Why don't you show me it, I can argue for you!

Rashmi: Sure *turns on a machine that creates a portal to the end of the track*

Saheeli:

Saheeli: Ok no, I can see their point.

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Chandra Nalaar big fan of mangoes and also womangoes

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NICOL BOLAS BIG NATURALS!!!

Nicol Bolas Big Naturals

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Valgavoth + Tumblr Textposts

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OG Nicol Bolas had male-presenting nipple, trust the process

Nicol Bolas Big Naturals

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Nicol Bolas Big Naturals

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Choryu in the Kamigawa Cycle novels

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

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AU where Jace is a streamer and occasionally streams with Loot and he just lets Loot play Geoguessr. Of course Loot is the #1 player in the multiverse and everyone in chat is baffled

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(One of) My favorite things about Sorin is the circumstances surrounding his planeswalker spark igniting.

We know from the Innistrad art book that Sorin was the first vampire to be sired after Edgar.

And we know from the MTG Visual Guide that Sorin sparked during - if not right after - his transformation into a vampire (thanks @bace-jeleren, I owe you my life)

And we also know from the C17 art of Blood Tribute that this was a public ceremony with numerous onlookers and Olivia Voldaren next in line.

WHICH MEANS

Olivia watched Sorin drink demon-cursed angel blood, explode out of existence, and still decided “yeah, I’ll have a cup of that”.

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Obviously

Not to get all Vorthos but do you guys think Sarkhan Vol ever fucked a dragon?