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Flavor Text Highlights - Masters Sets

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This entry will feature cards from all Masters Sets except for Commander Masters

Cool - Tarmogoyf (Modern Masters)

What doesn’t grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf.

Funny - Chaos Warp (Double Masters 2022)

Confused but undeterred, the butterflies charged into battle.

Worldbuilding - Mox Opal (Double Masters)

What crossed her mind defied Orthodoxy: could there be perfection beyond compleation?

Emotional - Ancestral Mask (Eternal Masters)

“I pass to you all we have ever been. Go forth and become all we never could.”

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Vihaan: How are you enjoying Thunder Junction, ma'am?

Olivia: It's delightful! Back home, when I killed people they just cried or ran away. Here, they make posters of me!

Vihaan: You mean the wanted posters?

Olivia: Yes, it is amazing to be wanted for my murders.

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Flavor Text Highlights - Dragon's Maze

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Cool - Korozda Gorgon

“Welcome to my collection.”

Funny - Clear a Path

“Why do guards always look surprised when we bash them?” asked Ruric. “I think they expect a bribe,” said Thar.

Worldbuilding - Awe for the Guilds

When the guilds cooperate, the guildless celebrate their peaceful society. When the guilds clash, the guildless just try to keep out of the way.

Worldbuilding - Renounce the Guilds

“Scores will die in the name of peace. That is what you call compromise?” —Gideon Jura, to Aurelia

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Huatli: Some of you have never seen a giant dinosaur charge into battle, and it shows.

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One of the problems with taking away the sparks from both Huatli AND Kiora is that it's now significantly harder for them to meet and talk about how much they love dinosaurs and leviathans

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Flavor Text Highlights - Gatecrash

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Cool - Merciless Eviction

“I once saw the Obzedat moved to action. Since that day, I’ve been thankful that they’re mainly lazy, and dead.” —Aurelia, to Gideon Jura

Funny - Naturalize

“And if you threaten me again, your shiny steel trousers will be sprouting daggerthorn vines.” —Iveta, rooftop runner

Worldbuilding - The Guildgates… again

Enter with merciful hearts. Exit with battle cries.

Enter and become a mastermind of spies, lies, and deception.

Enter and leave the shackles of society behind.

Enter to find wealth, security, and eternal life … for just a small price up front.

Enter and comprehend the perfection of orchestrated life.

Emotional - Predator's Rapport

“Other guilds say the Gruul are savages, no better than the beasts we live with. I say we’ve found friends who won’t stab us in the back.” —Domri Rade

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Ludevic: So, how went your research in that other plane?

Geralf: Well, either my hypothesis was completely wrong or my sister is just really, *really* weird.

Ludevic:

Ludevic: Or both.

Geralf: Or both.

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Flavor Text Highlights - Return to Ravnica

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Cool - Rest in Peace

Some corpses the Golgari cannot claim. Some souls the Orzhov cannot shackle.

Funny - Inspiration

“Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment! "Day 30: I might have a problem here.” —Journal of the Prime Izmagnus

Worldbuilding - The Guildgates

Enter the Senate, the seat of justice and the foundation of Ravnican society.

Enter those who are starving and sick. You are welcome among the Swarm when the rest of Ravnica rejects you.

Enter those with the vision to create and the daring to release their creations.

Enter and indulge your darkest fantasies, for you may never pass this way again.

Enter and rejoice! The Conclave stands united, open to one and all.

Emotional (Horror) - Mind Rot

With no memories left to compare to his present situation, Andalum was finally content.

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Gideon: Liliana is mad at me.

Gideon: Apparently I'm being  “reckless” and “stupid” and a “Gideon”.

Gideon: The last one's literally just my name, but it sounded like the worst thing.

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Flavor Text Highlights - Magic 2013

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Cool - Guardian Lions

Approach in peace or not at all.

Cool - Door to Nothingness

Only a madman could create such a door. Only an imbecile would open it.

Funny - Pillarfield Ox

“May starving fleas birth a thousand generations on your stubborn hide, cow!” —Bruse Tarl, Goma Fada nomad

Emotional - Angel's Mercy

“She rose above me, and in that moment Varrik the Bloody died and I was born.” —Varrik the Just

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Flavor Text Highlights - Avacyn Restored

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Cool - Somberwald Sage

“You can face any danger when all of nature is on your side.”

Worldbuilding - Avacyn, Angel of Hope

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Emotional - Latch Seeker

It seeks a tomb that will hold it, a coffin that will give it rest.

Emotional - Angel's Mercy

“I understand your fears. I pity your doubts. I absolve you of both.”

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Flavor Text Highlights - Dark Ascension

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Cool - Thalia, Guardian of Thraben

“Thraben is our home and I will not see it fall to this unhallowed horde.”

Funny - Wild Hunger

Otto the Hunter was filled with many grand ambitions. The snake was filled only with Otto.

Worldbuilding - Vault of the Archangel

“For centuries my creation kept this world in balance. Now only her shadow remains.” —Sorin Markov

Emotional - Loyal Cathar // Unhallowed Cathar

“I trust myself to do my duty, even unto death. It’s what comes after that I’m afraid of.” —Constable Visil, to Thalia

“Just fight without fear. Your soul is protected by the hand of Avacyn and will never submit to evil.” —Thalia, to Constable Visil

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Chandra, minutes after arriving in Alara: So this is Ajani's home plane, huh...

Nissa: I can feel its worldsoul nearby. It has a physical manifestation, like Ashaya!

Chandra: Want to take a look?

Nissa: Yes!

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Chandra, shouting in the roaring wind: I NEVER KNEW RIDING A GIANT HYDRA WOULD BE SO COOL!!!

Nissa, right beside her: THEY TOLD ME THEIR NAME IS PROGENITUS!

Chandra: COOL!

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Have you read the Dnd Theros book, and if so, is there anything or anyone from it you would want to include in the next theros set?

Also, jumping a bit off of the Avacyn in theros post you made a bit back, what characters do you think they could reasonably bring back from the dead (like from the accessible afterlives in places such a Theros, Ravnica, Innistrahd) in some form without getting the feeling of comic-book-characters-never-really-die

I haven't read any of the DnD books fully. Mostly the Strixhaven one because of a campaign that didnt work out in the end :(

Honestly, I don't think there are any good options to bring back besides Avacyn. The thing about most other options that they wouldn't have such devotion to them as she did at her peak. Also she is the most traditionally "godlike" within the molds of Theros (as in, a being who is directly in touch with the prayers of her followers)

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Chandra: Why do you always look like you haven't slept well?

Jace: Every time I lay down to sleep, a little voice in my head reminds me of every time I made a fool of myself throughout the day and I lay awake waiting for it to stop.

Chandra:

Chandra: Fight 'im.

Jace:... What?

Chandra: It's in your head. You're a telepath. Fight 'im.

Jace: That's not how it works... I think?

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Sometimes I Make Something just to watch my Playgroup Burn

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If we got art of all the planeswalkers (and some popular legends) in the Hades art style the entirety of mtg Twitter and mtg Tumblr would explode immediately