#MagicOfTheHeart

[imagonista]

I know I said I'd stop with the MOTH characters and songs. But I have two crack ones. (One includes Albus, which isn't MOTH, but shhhhh)

First, "Sincerely Me" from Dear Evan Hansen. Okay, just suspend your disbelief for a bit: I honestly think the banter that happens between Evan and Jared would happen between Zed and Albus (and yes, I'm aware Albus can't read or write; just pretend he can this one time, it's not like it's canon). Just, Zed trying to write something wholesome, and Albus keeps butting in to make it more dirty. I don't know who'd be Connor: honestly Albus would work as both Connor and Jared.

Example:

Zed: "I've gotta tell ya life without ya has been hard..."

Albus: Hard?

Zed: "Has been bad..."

Albus: Bad?

Zed: "Had been rough!"

Albus: Kinky!

Zed: "And I miss talking about life and, other stuff"

Albus: Very specific.

Zed: Shut up...

And next, "smol shy nerdy wizard"? How about "smol shy 'White and Nerdy' wizard," as in the Weird Al parody of "Ridin'". There is absolutely no way Zed would be like the song unless he was like intoxicated or on some sort of substance, but it's funny to think about nonetheless.