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Lezen tegen uitgeblust zijn

Schrijfster Joke van Leeuwen; bron beeld: npo.nl Over De metro van Magnus van Joke van Leeuwen Als je uitgeblust bent – vermoeid van al het gedoe de hele dag, op het randje van instorten -, heb je het literaire equivalent van een warme kop thee nodig, die je in alle rust nuttigt. De metro van Magnus is die kop thee. Dit vrolijke, speelse boek vult je hart met vreugde, omdat het bruist van…

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favourite colour: yellow 💛 last song i listened to: karma by ajr last film i watched: matrix reloaded (matrix 2) currently reading: the serpents shadow from the kane chronicles, the sword of summer from the magnus chase series, vagina obscura by rachel e. gross, no exit by taylor adams, and king of scars by leigh bardugo (theres a lot but i havent actually picked up any of these in months) currently craving: puppy chow (its like a trail mix covered in powdered sugar) currently watching: 9-1-1 on abc, the rookie, house, grey's anatomy, baby daddy, castle, criminal minds, etc (theres many more but these ones im actively watching) coffee or tea: i dont really drink either, but id have to say tea. i drink more juice and soda pop than tea tho. and melk.

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​Nortura-pris til beste NRF kjøttokse

https://www.y6.no/%e2%80%8bnortura-pris-til-beste-nrf-kjottokse/

​Nortura-pris til beste NRF kjøttokse

I forbindelse med Genos årsmøte ble Per Magnus og Lise L. Værdal fra Inderøya i Nord-Trøndelag tildelt Norturas pris for beste NRF-kjøttokse for NRF-oksen 11330 Sakshaug. Dato: 23-03-2017 10:51 CET Opprinnelig tittel på pressemeldingen: ​Nortura-pris til beste NRF kjøttokse Kategori: , NRF-eliteokse Norturas pris for beste NRF-kjøttokse I forbindelse med Genos årsmøte ble Per Magnus og Lise L. Værdal fra Inderøya i Nord-Trøndelag tildelt Norturas pris for beste NRF-kjøttokse for NRF-oksen 11330 Sakshaug. Oksen har hele 139 i indeks for kjøttproduksjonsegenskapene.

I forbindelse med Genos årsmøte ble Per Magnus og Lise L. Værdal fra Inderøya i Nord-Trøndelag tildelt Norturas pris for beste NRF-kjøttokse for NRF-oksen 11330 Sakshaug. Oksen har hele 139 i indeks for kjøttproduksjonsegenskapene.

11330 Sakshaug ble eliteokse i oktober 2016, og har levert 8682 sæd-doser (per 1. mars 2017) til norske melkekyr. Etter avlsverdiberegningen 8. februar i år fikk oksen en samlet avlsverdi på 27. og oksen har delindeks på 139 for kjøtt. Han er dermed den beste NRF-oksen for kjøtt av oksene som ble brukt som eliteokser i 2016. 11330 Sakshaug er fortsatt med på listen over eliteokser etter første eliteokseuttak i 2017.

Kjøttindeksen for NRF-dyr består av flere deler og omfatter informasjon om både slaktevekt, slakteklasse og fettgruppe. I tillegg tas det hensyn til alder på dyret ved slakting, for hvilken sesong dyret er slaktet i og miljøeffekten som skyldes ulikhet mellom besetninger.

Opprinnelsesgarden tilbyr også mer enn NRF

NRF-oksen 11330 Sakshaug ble født 25.04.2011 på gården Sakshaug Berg på Inderøya i Nord-Trøndelag. På Sakshaug Berg driver Per Magnus og kona Lise med kombinert melke- og kjøttproduksjon, i tillegg til at de også driver Husfrua gårdshotell med 3 ansatte. De har 330 tonn melkekvote og ca. 45 årskyr samt kjøttproduksjon med ca. 20 ammekyr. De har ca. 400 dekar dyrka mark og ca. 300 dekar beite. Per Magnus forteller at de ikke har hatt spesielt fokus på egenskapen kjøtt alene, men de ønsker å ha gode kombinasjonskyr og har god kjøttfylde på dyra. De bruker avlsrådgiver fra Tine for å få hjelp til å gå igjennom hvert dyr for oppsett av avlsplan for hele besetningen. For å se mer info om garden, se her:

Sakshaug – Berg

Fakta om Norturas NRF Kjøttpris

Prisen for beste NRF-kjøttokse blir tildelt oppdretter av den norskfødte oksen i foregående kalenderår som har høyest oppnådde kjøttindeks. Oksen må enten være brukt som eliteokse eller spesialokse for kjøtt og ha en kjøttindeks på 110 eller mer. Vedtak om tildeling av kjøttpris blir gjort etter første avlsverdiberegning i januar påfølgende år. Dersom to eller flere okser har lik indeks på kjøtt, tildeles prisen til den oksen med høyest samlet avlsverdi. Hvis det er okser som har lik indeks på kjøtt og lik samlet avslverdi skilles det på desimaler. Prisen tildeles en gang per okse og skal som hovedregel deles ut på Geno sitt årsmøte.

Kilde: Pressekontor Geno SA – PRESSEMELDING –

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Geno SA er et samvirkeforetak eid av 9 000 norske storfebønder. Hovedoppgavene er avlsarbeid og utvikling av NRF-populasjonen (Norsk Rødt Fe) samt å tilby inseminering av kyr og kviger over hele landet og tjenester i tilknytning til dette. NRF-kua er i verdenstoppen når det gjelder egenskaper som fruktbarhet, helse og livskraft i kombinasjon med god melkeproduksjonsevne. Det er stor etterspørsel etter NRF-sæd fra hele verden og selskapet eksporterer til over 30 land. 

www.geno.no

Geno is the breeding organization of Norwegian Red, the main dairy breed in Norway. It as a farmer cooperative that has been conducting research and development for cattle breeding since 1935. Geno produces over 1.3 million doses of semen from elite Norwegian Red bulls each year and distributes genetic material to more than 30 countries worldwide. Geno's vision: Breeding for better lives. Geno's Head Office is at Hamar, Norway.

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example poems Starting point: The World Cup final 1994, Brazil-Italy with 3: 2 after elimination shoot. A totally unimpressive encounter in which Roberto Baggio, one of the best players of the Italian team, will be the decisive penalty and thus become a tragic figure. This event can be processed in different types of poetry. For this, the poetry machine knows several categories: Category "Standard" I admit, this whole circus is great class. Roberto Baggio - do not have such chances! The die is cast. The Börsians laughed at this rumble. The officials are probably happy. The Dalai Lama is annoyed by the television. All Brazil celebrate: This is the World Cup Trophy! Category "Haiku" Eleven soccer players, better than the other: Brazil wins. Slogan Roberto Baggio - the most delicate expression of unnecessary! Reim Hurray! Everyone can start once. Roberto Baggio - too high! Melk du cows with the Sennerinnen! Even the, never on the watch. A World Cup again without Whiskey Sour. My aunt gazes with pleasure. All of Brazil is happy and jubilant. Category "Koan" Hat Roberto Baggio Buddhanatur? Or: How many ants are on a playing field? The multipliers As the most important multiplier for the poetry machine, the online portal of the weekly newspaper "Die Zeit", which is an ideal partner for the project, has been won since it is not only an editorial topic of football, but also active The online project "Netz 2006", realize football projects such as the Aztec ball game "Pok Ta Pok", successfully organize the event series "Zeit-Talk" and the quality week-time of Germany is par excellence. A further strategic partner and multiplier is the German Press Agency (DPA), which distributes the resulting poems to the 64 games over its sports channel to all media in Germany. There will be a separate edition of "DPA Poems" during the World Cup. Technical implementation The logic of the poetry machine is written in PHP. Phrases are stored in a MySQL database, the PHP program scans this database, extracts sentences and composes them on the basis of different algorithms. The resulting content can then be exported to other pages via Iframe and adapted to the design using CSS (Cascading Style Sheets). Thus, the poetry machine can be installed very easily on any websites, a maximum spread is possible. Conception and implementation: Christian Bauer, Gero von Randow, Petra Hauer, Christine Klell, Philipp Wassibauer, Thomas Kalser, Tom Sperlich, Ulrich Dehne and Benjamin Minack Supported by: Hans Magnus Enzensberger and André Heller

Google auto-translate of Hans Magnus Enzensberger Auto-Poem Machine description.

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Familiarity breeds contempt

UNDER CLOVER AND BIRDS APROWL ARE IN THE ROOKERIES

DEEP; APERSONAL PROBLEM A LOCATIVE ENIGMA; UPRIGHT ONE VEHICULE OF ARCANISATION IN THE FIELD LYING CHAP FLOODSUPPLIER OF CELICULATION THROUGH EBBLANES; A PART OF THE WHOLE AS A PORT FOR A WHALE; DEAR HEWITT CASTELLO EQUERRY WERE DAYLIGHTED WITH OUR OUTING AND ARE LOOKING BACKWARDS

ALL HIS FOURTEEN OTHER FULLBACK MAULERS OR HURLING STARS OR WHATEVER THE DAGOS THEY ARE BAITING AT MY LORD ORNERY€™S

VICOUS CICLES YET REMEWS THE SAME; THE DRAIN RATS BLESS HIS OFFALS WHILE THE PARK BIRDS CURSE HIS FLOODLIGHTS; PORTOBELLO EQUADOCTA THERECOCTA PERCORELLO; HE POURS INTO THE SOFTCLAD SHELLBORN THE HARD CASH EARNED IN WATLING STREET; HIS BIRTH PROVED ACCIDENTAL SHOWS HIS DEATH ITS GRAVE MISTAKE; BROUGHT US GIANT IVY FROM THE LAND OF YOUNKERS AND BEWITTHERED APOSTOLOPOLOS WITH THE GALE OF HIS GALL; WHILE SATISFIED THAT SOFT YOUTHFUL BRIGHT MATCHLESS GIRLS SHOULD BOSOM INTO FINE SILKCLAD JOYOUS BLOOMING YOUNG WOMEN IS NOT SO PLEASED

ALL FITZPATRICKS IN HIS EMIRATE REMEMBER HIM THE BOYS OF WETFORD HAIL HIM BABU; INDANIFIED HIMSELF WITH BORO TRIBUTE AND WAS SCHENKT PUBLICLY TO BRIGSTOLL; WAS GIVEN THE LIGHT IN DREY ORCHAFTS AND ENTUMULED IN THREEPLEXES; HIS LIKENESS IS IN TERRECUITE

ALL POSH AND ROBBAGE ON A MELODEONTIC SCALE SINCE HIS MAN€™S WHEN IS NO OTHERMAN€™S QUANDOUR MINE DANK YOU

ESCHATOLOGICAL CHAPTERS OF HUMPHREY€™S JUSTESSE OF THE JAYPEES AND HUNTED FOR BY THEBAN RECENSORS WHO SNIFF THERE€™S SOMETHING BEHIND THE BUG OF THE DEAF; THC KING WAS IN HIS CORNERWALL MELKING MARK SO MURRY THE QUEEN WAS STEEP IN ARMBOUR FEELING FAIN AND FURRY THE MAYDS WAS MIDST THE HAWTHORNS SHOEING UP THEIR HOSE OUT PIMPS THE BACK GUARDS POMP! AND PUMP GUN THEY GOES; TO ALL HIS FORETELLERS HE REARED A STONE AND FOR ALL HIS COMETHERS HE PLANTED A TREE; FORTY ACRES SIXTY MILES WHITE STRIPE RED STRIPE WASHES HIS FLEET IN ANNACRWATTER; WHOU MISSED A PORTER SO WHOT SHALL HE DO FOR HE WANTED TO SIT FOR PIMPLOCO BUT THEY€™VE CAUGHT HIM TO STAND FOR SUE?; DUTCHLORD DUTCHLORD OVERAWES US; HEADMOUND KING AND MARTYR DUNSTUNG IN THE YEAST PITRELEPOREIN PETRIN BARTHTHEGRETEBYTHEEXCHANGE; HE HESTENS TOWARDS DAMES TROTH AND WEDDING HAND LIKE THE PRINCE OF ORANGE AND NASSAU WHILE HE HAS TRINITY LEFT BEHIND HIM LIKE BOWLBEGGAR BILLTHEBUSTONLY; BROW OF A HAZELWOOD POOL IN THE DARK; CHANGES BLOWICKS INTO BULLOCKS AND A WELL OF ARTESIA INTO A BIRD OF ARABIA; THE HANDWRITING ON HIS FACEWALL THE CRYPTOCONCHOIDSIPHONOSTOMATA IN HIS EXPRUSSIANS; HIS BIRTHSPOT LIES BEYOND THE HEROSPONT AND HIS BURIALPLOT IN THE PLEASANT LITTLE FIELD; IS THE YLDIST KIOSK

POOR WAIFSTRAYS ON THE PERISH; READS THE CHARMS OF H. C. ENDERSEN ALL THE WEAKS OF HIS EVENIN AND THE CRIMES OF IVAUN THE TAURRIBLE EVERY STRONGDAY MORN; SOAPS YOU SOFT TO YOUR FACE AND SLAPS HIMSELF WHEN HE€™S BADEND; OWNS THE BULGIEST BUNGBARREL THAT EVER WAS TIPTAPPED IN THE PRIVACE OF THE MULLINGAR INN; WAS BOM WITH A NUASILVER TONGUE IN HIS MOUTH AND WENT ROUND THE COAST OF IRON WITH HIS LIFT HAND TO THE SCENE; RAISED BUT TWO FINGERS AND YET SMELT IT WOULD DAY; FOR WHOM IT IS EASIER TO FOUND A SEE IN EBBLANNAH

OLD STOCK COLLAR IS COMING BACK

WHOLE TOWNSHIP CAN SEE HIS HAIRY LEGS; BY STEALTH OF A KERSSE HER AULBURNTRESS ABAFT HIS NAPE SHE HUNG; WHEN HIS KETTLE BECAME A HEARTHSCULDUS OUR THORSTYITES SET THEIR LYMPHYAMPHYRE; HIS YEARLETTER CONCOCTED BY MASTERHANDS OF ASSAYS HIS HALLMARK IMPOSED BY THE STANDARD OF WROUGHT PLATE; A PAIR OF PECTORALS AND A TRIPLESCREEN TO GET A WIND UP; LIGHTS HIS PIPE WITH A ROSIN TREE AND HIRES A TOWHORSE TO HAUL HIS SHOES; CURES SLAVEY€™S SCURVY BREAKS BARONS BOILS; CALLED TO SELL POLOSH AND WAS FOUND LATER IN A BEDROOM; HAS HIS SEAT OF JUSTICE HIS HOUSE OF MERCY HIS COM O€™COPIOUS AND HIS STACKS A€™RYE; PROSPECTOR HE HAD A ROOKSACHT RETROSPECTOR HE HOLDS THE HOLPENSTAKE; WON THE FREEDOM OF NEW YOKE FOR THE MINDS OF JUGOSLAVES; ACTS ACTIVE PEDDLES IN PASSIVISM AND IS A GORGON

BLUE TRAMP THE FUNPOWTHERPLOTHER THE CHRISTYMANSBOXER FROM THEIR PR€šS SAL€šS AND DONNYBROOK PRATER AND ROEBUCK€™S CAMPOS AND THE AGER AROUNTOWN AND CRUMGLEN€™S GRASSY BUT KIMMAGE€™S CHAMP AND ASHTOWN FIELDS AND CABRA FIELDS AND FINGLAS FIELDS AND SANTRY FIELDS AND THE FEELS OF RAHENY AND THEIR FAILS AND BALDOYGLE TO THEM WHO ARE LATECOMERS ALL

MANY PASSIMS I AM WORKING OUT A QUANTUM THEORY ABOUT IT FOR IT IS REALLY MOST TANTUMISING

SINGLE MAIDEN SPEECH LA BELLE SPUN TO HER GRAND MOUNT AND WHOLED A LIFETIME BY HIS AIN FIRESIDE WONDERING WAS IT HEBREW SET TO HIMMELTONES OR THE QUICKSILVERSONG OF QWATERNIONS; HIS TROUBLES MAY BE OVER BUT HIS DOUBLES HAVE STILL TO COME; THE LOBSTER POT THAT CRABBED OUR KEEL THE GARDEN PET THAT SPOILED OUR SQUEEZED PEAS; HE STANDS IN A LOVELY PARK SEA IS NOT FAR IMPORTUNATE TOWNS

SOCIANIST COMMONISER; MADE A SUMMER ASSAULT ON OUR SHORES AND BEGIDDY GOT HIS SANDS FULL; FIRST HE SHOT DOWN RAGLAN ROAD AND THEN HE TORE UP MARLBOROUGH PLACE; CROMLECHHEIGHT AND CROMMALHILL WERE HIS FARFAMED FEETRESTS WHEN OUR LURCH AS LOUT LET FREE INTO THE LUBAR HELOVED; MARESCHALLED HIS WARDMOTES AND DELIMITED THE MAIN; NETTED BEFORE NIBBLING CAN SCARCE TURN A SCALE BUT GROSSED AFTER MEALS WEIGHS A TOWN IN HIMSELF; BANBA PRAYED FOR HIS CONVERSION BEURLA MISSED THAT GRAND OLD VOICE; A COLOSSUS AMONG CABBAGES THE MELARANCITRONE OF FRUITS; LARGER THAN LIFE DOUGHTIER THAN DEATH; GRAN TURCO OREGE FORMENT; LACHSEMBULGER LEPERLEAN; THE SPARKLE OF HIS GENIAL FANCY THE DEPTH OF HIS CALM SAGACITY THE CLEARNESS OF HIS SPOTLESS HONOUR THE FLOW OF HIS BOUNDLESS BENEVOLENCE; OUR FAMILY FURBEAR OUR TRIBAL TARNPIKE; QUARY WAS HE INVINCIBLED AND CUR WAS HE BURKED; PARTITIONED IRSKAHOLM UNITED IRISHMEN; HE TOOK A SVIG AT HIS OWN METHYR BUT SHE TESTED A BIT GORKY AND AS FOR THE SALMON HE WAS COMING UP IN HIM ALL LIFE LONG; COMM EILERDICH HECKLEBURY AND SAWYER THEE WARDEN; SILENT AS THE BEE IN HONEY STARK AS THE BREATH ON HAUWCK COSTELLO KINSELLA MAHONY MORAN THOUGH YOU ROPE AMRIQUE YOUR HOME RULER IS DAN

ASUNDERED; GO AWAY WE ARE DELUDED COME BACK WE

DREARS MAN OR ARE YOU

ANULAR YEARS BEFORE HE WALLOWED ROUND RAGGIANT CIRCOS; THE CABALSTONE AT THE COPING OF HIS CAVIN IS A CANINE CONSTANT

NATIONALIST; SYLVIACOLA IS SHY

PRACTICAL JUSTIFICATION AND CONDAM ANY GOOD TO ITS OWN GRATIFICATION WHO ARE RULED ROPED DUPED

LITTLE RECHERCH€š BRUSH WITH WHAT SCHOTT? AND AS I FURTHER COULD HAVE TOLD YOU AS BRISK AS YOUR D.B.C. BEHAVIOURISTICALLY PAILLET€š WITH A COAT OF HOMOID ICING WHICH IS IN REALITY

FANCY HIM AS SMOKING FAGS HIS AT TIME OF LIFE; MOUNT OF MISH MELL OF MOY; HAD TWO CARDINAL VENTURES AND THREE CAPITOL SINKS; HAS A PEEP IN HIS POCKETBOOK AND A PACKETBOAT IN HIS KEEP; B.V.H. B.L.G. P.P.M. T.D.S. V.B.D. T.C.H. L.O.N.; IS BREAKFATES LUNGER DIENER

MANY HUNDREDS AND MANY SCORE MILES OF STREETS AND LIT THOUSANDS IN ONE NIGHTLIGHTS IN HECTARES OF WINDOWS; HIS GREAT WIDE CLOAK LIES ON FIFTEEN ACRES AND HIS LITTLE WHITE HORSE DECKS BY DOZENS OUR DOORS; O SORROW THE SAIL AND WOE THE RUDDER THAT WERE SET FOR MAIRIE QUAI!; HIS SUNS THE HUNS HIS DARTARS THE TARTARS ARE PLENTY HERE

ISOBARIC PATTIES AMONG THE CREW; ONE ASKS WAS HE POISONED ONE THINKS HOW MUCH DID HE LEAVE; EXGARDENER RIESENGEBIRGER FITTED UP WITH PLANTUROUS EXISTENCIES WOULD MAKE ROSEOOGREEDY MITE€™S LITTLE HOSE; TAUT SHEETS AND SCUPPERS AWASH BUT THE OIL SILK MACK LIEB STERPET MICKS HIS AQUASCUTUM; THE ENJOYMENT HE TOOK IN KAY WOMEN THE EMPLOYMENT HE GAVE TO GEE MEN; SPONSOR TO A SQUAD OF PIERCERS ALLY TO A HOST OF RAWLIES; AGAINST LIGHTNING EXPLOSION FIRE EARTHQUAKE FLOOD WHIRLWIND BURGLARY THIRD PARTY ROT LOSS OF CASH LOSS OF CREDIT IMPACT OF VEHICLES; CAN RANT AS GRAVE AS OXTAIL SOUP AND CHAT AS GAY AS A PORTO FLIPPANT; IS UNHESITENT

SHAGGY NECK FIGURE LEFT HE IS RATIONED

STABLE HAND MUST BEGRIPE FULLSTANDINGLY IRERS€™ LANGURGE JUBLANDER OR NORTHQUAIN BIGGER PREFURRED ALL DUTIES KINE RIGHTS FAMILY FEWD OUTINGS FIVED MAY GET EARNST NO GET COMBITSCH PROFUSIONAL DRINKLORDS TO PLEASE OBSTAIN HE IS FATHERLOW SOUNDIGGED INMOODMINED PERSHOON

NEW; SQUATS AQUART AND CRACKS AQUAINT WHEN IT€™S FLAGGIN IN TOWN AND ON HAVEN; BLOWS WHISKERY AROUND HIS SUMMIT BUT STEHTS STOUT UPON HIS FOOTLES; STUTTERS FORE HE FALLS AND GOES MAD ENTIRELY WHEN HE€™S WAKED; IS TIMB

CIVILISED HUMANITY AND BUT A WART ON EUROPE; WANAMADE SINGSIGNS TO SOUNDSENSE AN YIT HE WANNA GIT ALL HIS FLESCH NUEMAID MOTTS TRULY PRURAL AND PLUSIBLE; HAS EXCISIVELY LARGE RINGS AND IS UNCUSTOMARILY PERFUMED; LUSTETH ATH HE

RIGHT HE IS HOISTED

BLIND TOLL THE DEAF AND CALL DUMB LAME AND HALTY; MIRACULONE MONSTRUCCELEEN; LED THE UPPLAWS AT THE CREATION AND HISSED A SNAKE CHARMER OFF HER STAYS; HOUNDED BECOME HAUNTER HUNTER BECOME FOX; HARRIER MARRIER TERRIER TAV; OLAPH THE OXMAN THORKER THE TOURABLE; YOU FEEL HE IS VESPASIAN

FAT LIKE FATLIKE TALLOW OF GREASEFULNESS YEA OF DRIPPING GREASEFULNESS; DID NOT SAY TO THE OLD OLD DID NOT SAY TO THE SCORBUTIC SCORBUTIC; HE HAS FOUNDED A HOUSE URU A HOUSE HE HAS FOUNDED TO WHICH HE HAS ASSIGNED ITS FATE; BEARS A RAAVEN GEULANT ON A FJELD DUIV; RUZ THE HALO OFFHIS VARLET WHEN HE APPEARED TO HIS SHECOOK AS HAYCOCK EMMET BOARO TOARO OSTERICH MANGY AND SKUNK; PRESSED THE BEER OF ALED AGE OUT OF THE NETTLES OF RASHNESS; PUT A ROOF ON THE LODGE FOR HYMN AND A COQ IN HIS POT PRO HOMO; WAS DAPIFER THEN PANCIRCENSOR THEN HORTIFEX MAGNUS; THE TOPES THAT TIPPLED ON HIM THE TYPES THAT TOPPLED OFF HIM; STILL STARTS OUR HARES YET GATES OUR GOAT; POCKETBOOK PACKETBOAT GAPMAN GUNRUN; THE LIGHT OF OTHER DAYS DIRE DREARY DARKNESS; OUR AWFUL DAD TIMOUR OF TORTUR; PUZZLING STARTLING SHOCKING NAY PERTURBING; WENT PUFFING FROM KING€™S BRUGH TO NEW CUSTOMS DOFFING THE GIBBOUS OFF HIM TO EVERY BREACH OF ALL SIZE; WITH PA€™S NEW HEFT AND PAPA€™S NEW HELVE HE€™S PAPAPA€™S OLD CUTLASS PAPAPAPA LEFT US; WHEN YOUNGHEADED OLDSHOULDERED AND MIDDLISHNECK AGED ABOUT; CALLER HERRING EVERY €” DAILY TURGID TARPON OVERNIGHT; SEE LORYON THE COMALEON THAT CHANGED ENDOCRINE HISTORY BY LOEVEN HIS LOAF WITH FORTY BANNUCKS; SHE DROVE HIM DAFE TILL HE DRIV HER BLIND UP; THE PIGEONS DOVES BE PERCHIN ALL OVER HIM ONE DAY ON BASLESBRIDGE AND THE RAVENS DUV BE PITCHIN THEIR DARK NETS AFTER HIM THE NEXT NIGHT BEHIND KOENIGSTEIN€™S ARBOUR; TRONF OF THE REP COMF OF THE PRIV PROSP OF THE PUB; HIS HEADWOOD IT€™S IDEAL IF HIS FEET ARE BALLY CLAY; HE

LIBERAL EDUCATION; WAS DIPPED IN HOILY OLIVES AND CHRYSMED IN SCENT OTOOLES; HEARS CRICKET ON THE EARTH BUT ANNOYS THE LIFE OUT OF PREDIKANTS; STILL TURNS THE DURC€™S EAR OF DARIUS TO THE NOW THOROUGHLY INFURIOTED€™ ONE OF GOD; MADE MAN WITH JUTS THAT JERK AND MINTED MONEY MONG MANEY; LIKES A SIX ACUP PUDDING WHEN HE€™S COME WHOME SWEETWHOME; HAS COME THROUGH ALL THE ERAS OF LIVSADVENTURE FROM MOONSHINE AND SHAMPAYING DOWN TO CLOUTS AND POTTLED PORTER; WOOLLEM THE FARSED HAHNREICH THE ALTHE CHARGE THE SACKEND WRITCHAD THE THORD; IF A MANDRAKE SHRICKED TO CONVULTURES AT LAST SURVIVING HIS BIRTH THE WEIBDUCK WILL WAIL BITTERNLY OVER THE ROTTER€™S RESURRECTION; LOSES WEIGHT IN THE MOON NIGHT BUT GIRD GIRDER BY THE SUNDAWN; WITH ONE TOUCH OF NATURE SET A VEILED WORLD AGRIN AND WENT WITHIN A SHEET OF TISSUEPAPER OF THE OPTION OF THREE GAOLS; WHO COULD SEE AT ONE BLICK A SAUMON TAKEN WITH A LANCE HUNTERS PURSUING A DOE A SWALLOWSHIP IN FULL SAIL A WHYTEROBE LIFTING A HOST; FACED FLAPPERY LIKE OLD KING CNUT AND TURNED HIS BACK LIKE CINCINNATUS; IS A FARFAR

FALSE HOOD OF A SPINDLER WEB CHOKES THE CAVEMOUTH OF HIS UNSIGHTLINESS BUT THE NESTLINGS THAT LIVEN HIS LEAFSCREEN SING HIM A LOVER OF ARBUTIES; WE STRIKE HANDS OVER HIS BLOODIED WARSHEET BUT WE ARE PLEDGED ENTIRELY

LONG GUNN BUT NOT FOR COTTON; STOOD HIS SHARP ASSAULT OF FAMINE BUT GREW GIRTHER GIRTHER AND GIRTHER; HE HAS TWENTY FOUR OR SO COUSINS GERMINATING IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND A NAMESAKE WITH AN INITIAL DIFFERENCE IN THE ONCE KINGDOM OF POLAND; HIS FIRST€™S A YOUNG ROSE AND HIS SECOND€™S FRENCH€“EGYPTIAN AND HIS WHOLE MEANS A SLUMP AT CHRISTIE€™S; FORTH OF HIS PIERCED PART CAME THE WOMAN OF HIS DREAMS BLOOD THICKER THEN WATER LAST TRADE OVERSEAS; BUYSHOP OF GLINTYLOOK EORL OF HOED; YOU AND I ARE IN HIM

HEAVY SWEARSOME STRONGSMELLING IRREGULARSHAPED MEN SHOULD BLOTTOUT ACTIVE HANDSOME WELLFORMED FRANKEYED BOYS; HERALD HAIRYFAIR ALLOAF THE WHEAT; HUSBAND YOUR AUNT AND ENDOW YOUR NEPOS; HEARKEN BUT HUSH IT SCREEN HIM AND SEE; TIME IS AN ARCHBISHOPRIC TIME

PARLIAMENTARY MOTION THIS TERM WHICH UNDER MY GUIDANCE WOULD ESTABLISH THE DELETERIOUSNESS OF DECOROUSNESS IN THE MORBIDISATION OF THE MODERN MANDABOUTWOMAN TYPE IS TO THE FERA

WHOLE ACCOUNT OF THE SENNACHERIB AS DISTINCT FROM THE SHALMANESIR SANITATIONAL REFORMS AND OF THE MR SKEKELS AND DR HYDES PROBLEM IN THE SAME CONNECTION DIFFERS TOTO COELO FROM THE FRUIT OF MY OWN INVESTIGATIONS €” THOUGH THE REASON I WENT TO JERICHO MUST REMAIN FOR CERTAIN REASONS A POLITICAL SECRET €” ESPECIALLY AS I SHALL SHORTLY BE WANTED IN CAVANTRY I CONGRATULATE MYSELF FOR THE SAME AND OTHER REASONS €” AS BEING AGAIN HOPELESSLY VITIATED BY WHAT I HAVE NOW RESOLVED TO CALL THE DIME AND CASH DIAMOND FALLACY IN HIS TALKED OFF CONFESSION WHICH RECENTLY MET WITH SUCH A LEONINE UPROAR ON ITS ESCAPE AFTER ITS CONFINEMENT WHY AM I NOT BORN LIKE A GENTILEMAN AND WHY AM I NOW SO SPEAKABLE ABOUT MY OWN EATABLES FEIGENBAUMBLATT AND FATHER JUDA €” PEST 5688 A.M. WHOLEHEARTEDLY TAKES OFF HIS GABBERCOAT AND WIG HONEST DRAUGHTY FELLOW IN HIS PUBLIC INTEREST TO MAKE US SEE HOW THOUGH AS HE SAYS: €˜BY ALLSWILL€™ THE INCEPTION AND THE DESCENT AND THE ENDSWELL OF MAN IS TEMPORARILY WRAPPED IN OBSCENITY

SUBSEQUENT SENTENCE ARE ALTERNATIVOMENTALLY

TIONAL BETTERMENT IN THE READJUSTMENT OF THE MORE REFRANGIBLE ANGLES TO THE SQUEALS OF HIS HYPOTHESIS ON THE OUTER TIN SIDES I CAN EASILY BELIEVE HEARTILY IN MY OWN MOST SPACIOUS IMMENSITY AS MY OWNHOUSE AND MICROBEMOST COSM WHEN I AM REASSURED BY RATIO THAT THE CUBE OF MY VOLUMES IS TO THE SURFACES

GREEN MANTLE; OUR FRIEND VIKELEGAL OUR SWARAN FOI; UNDER THE FOUR STONES BY HIS STREAMS WHO VANISHED THE WASSAILBOWL AT THE JOY OF SHELLS; MORA AND LORA HAD A HILL OF A HIGH TIME LOOKING DOWN ON HIS CONFUSION TILL FIRM LOOK IN READINESS FORWARD SPEAR AND THE WINDFOOT OF CURACH STREWED THE LAKEMIST OF LEGO OVER THE LAST OF HIS FIELDS; WE DARKENED FOR YOU FAULTERER IN THE YEAR OF MOURNING BUT WE€™LL FIDHIL TO THE DIMTWINKLERS WHEN THE STREAMY MORVENLIGHT CALLS UP THE SUNBEAM; HIS STRIPED PANTALOONS HIS RATHER STRANGE WALK; HEREDITATIS COLUMNA ERECTA HAGION CHITON ERAPHON; NODS A NAP FOR THE NONCE BUT CROWS CHEERIO WHEN THEY GET ECUNEMICAL; IS A SIMULTANEOUS EQUATOR

MOST CONICAL HODPIECE OF CONFUSIANIST HERONIM AND THAT CHUCHUFFUOUS CHINCHIN OF HIS IS LIKE A FOOTSEY KUNGOLOO

LEGUMINIFEROUS ZONE; WHEN OLDER LINKS LOCK OLDER HEARTS THEN HE€™LL RESEMBLE SHE; CAN BE BUILT WITH GLUE AND CLIPPINGS SCRAWLED OR VOIDED ON A BUTTRESS; THE NIGHT EXPRESS SINGS HIS STORY THE SONG OF SPARROWNOTES ON HIS STAVE OF WIRES; HE CRAWLS WITH LICE HE SWARMS WITH SAGGARTS; IS AS QUIET

EXHAUSTIVE CONFLICT AN OTHO TO RETURN; BURNING BODY TO AIGER AIR ON MELTING MOUNTAIN IN WOOING WAVE; WE GO INTO HIM SLEEPY CHILDREN WE COME OUT OF HIM STRUCKLERS FOR LIFE; HE DIVESTED TO SAVE FROM THE MRS DROWNINGS THEIR RIVAL QUEENS WHILE GRIMSHAW BRAGSHAW AND RENSHAW MADE OFF WITH HIS STOREN CLOTHES; TAXED AND RATED LICENSED AND RANTED; HIS THREEFACED STONEHEAD WAS FOUND ON A WHITEHORSE HILL AND THE PRINT OF HIS COSTELLOUS FEET IS SEEN IN THE GOAT€™S GRASSCIRCLE

RUDE WORD; THE MOUNTAIN VIEW SOME LUMIN PALE ROUND A LAMP OF SUCCAR IN BOINYN WATER; THREE SHOTS A PUDDY AT UP BLUP SADDLE; MADE UP TO MISS MACCORMACK NI LACARTHY WHO MADE OFF WITH DARLY DERMOD SWANK AND SWARTHY; ONCE DIAMOND CUT GARNET NOW DAMMAT CUTS GROANY; YOU MIGHT FIND HIM AT THE FLORENCE BUT WATCH OUR FOR HIM IN WYNN€™S HOTEL; THEER€™S HIS BOW AND WHEER€™S HIS LEAKER AND HEER LAYS HIS BEQUIET HEARSE DEEP; SWED ALBIONY LIKELIEST VILLAIN OF THE PLACE; HENNERY CANTEREL €” COCKRAN EGGOTISTERS LIMITATED; WE TAKE OUR TAYS AND FREES OUR FLEAS ROUND SADURN€™S MOUNTED FOOT; BUILT THE LUND€™S KIRK AND DESTROYED THE CHURCH€™S LAND; WHO GUESSE HIS TITLE GRABS HIS DEEDS; FLETCH AND PRITIES FASH AND CHAPS; ARTFUL JUKE OF WILYSLY; HUGGLEBELLY€™S FUNNIRAL; KUKKUK KALLIKAK; HEARD IN CAMERA AND EXCRUCIATED; BOON WHEN WITH BENCHES BILLETED BANN IF BUCKSHOTBACKSHATTERED; HEAVENGENDERED CHAOSFOEDTED EARTHBORN; HIS FATHER PRESUMPTIVELY PLOUGHED IT DEEP ON OVERTIME AND HIS MOTHER AS ALL EVINCE MUST HAVE TRAVAILLED HER FAIR SHARE; A FOOTPRINSE ON THE MEGACENE HETMAN UNWHORSED BY SEARINGSAND; HONORARY CAPTAIN OF THE EXTEMPORISED FIRE BRIGADE REPORTED TO BE FRIENDLY WITH THE POLICE; THE DOOR IS STILL OPEN

NIGHTLY CONSTERNATION FORTNIGHTLY FORNICATION MONTHLY MISERECORDATION AND OMNIANNUAL RECREATION DOYLES WHEN THEY DELIBERATE BUT SULLIVANS WHEN THEY ARE SWORDSED MATEY TEDDY SIMON JORN PEDHER ANDY BARTY PHILLY JAMESY MOR

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I LOVE YOUR FICS! I fell in love with Haunted Heart. I know it's a bit heavier than your newer ones, but will you pleasepleaseplease write more?

hi love!! thank you so much for this, i truly appreciate it

(haunted heart - in which i foresaw that magnus would be the one to bring isak and even together again)

and absolutely, i keep writing! i have one drabble-ish that got longer-y than planned which i only wrote for my friend sunny when i was on my way back from work. bc she wanted angst lol. it’s abt the gaybar meeting tho and i might never publish it bc i’ve seen drabbles about it and i don’t want to. u know. do another one sort of? maybe one day.

i’m currently hoarding batman og melk stories. y’all are free to leave a comment on whichever fic in the series about things u want to see and i’ll take notes but i can’t promise you anything. they’re all oneshots tho. why i ask you to do that is so i can find it again bc i’m bad at organising...... things....

the thing i’m currently putting the most work on is a lesbian evak fic bc i didn’t feel comfortable enough to write evilde. this is bc the season we got to learn a bit more about vilde was s2 and i can’t rewatch that season. so i decided to write an au where evak are girls instead bc i feel like i know isak and even a bit more and i can 100 % rewatch that season (as if i havent done that fifteen hundred times already lol). what i’m currently up to in that fic is repolishing and trying to finish it. this fic is a combined fic of two others that i’ve already written half-way until i got too sad about them lol.

(watch me ruin everything i touch with my angst tbh)

the reason i can’t promise anything is because i used to write. like. a lot. a lot lot. my harddrive has literally so many unfinished works from doctor who, harry potter, glee and white collar. and then i felt like. so much pressure. and i want to u know. not fall back to it. skam literally brought me back into writing and i won’t let it be ruined because i felt too much pressure, u know?

i truly appreciate your love though, so don’t feel bad.