#Markus’ brain damage affecting mostly software issues where Jericrew suffer from hardware due to faulty biocomponents they scrapped from a
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PLEASE I need to see more examples of software malfunctions with Markus — he scavenged biocomponents from a literal junkyard there’s no way him nor most of Jericrew (North probably spared bc she’s been deviant not that long) facing repercussions of stuffing themselves with potential damaged or faulty parts that were just 13% more functional than their last.
Incompetent Markus playthrough, except instead of him actually being incompetent, Markus glitches out at the most inopportune times due to, you know, having been shot in the head. You can't tell me that Markus popped in two wet, old, dirty, semi-compatible bio-components into his head and he was good as new.
During the Cyberlife Warehouse raid he gets caught by the guards and North has to rescue him because he gets stuck in a preconstruction.
North tells him to lock the door during the Stratford Tower mission, and a full five seconds later he's forgotten what shes said and they get caught.
The Capitol Park mission where North bitches him out for standing there the whole fifteen minutes doing nothing, Markus is just like "15 minutes? Wdym we got here like 2 minutes ago???"
Have him being shot and almost killed have side-effects. Let North come to the realisation that 'oh, hes not actually incompetent, he's impaired". And then find ways to accommodate that.
#hc that moments where you can pause during commands is Markus just blue screening mid-action as north Josh and Simon just look at him#Markus’ brain damage affecting mostly software issues where Jericrew suffer from hardware due to faulty biocomponents they scrapped from a#rotting boat and Markus’ legs randomly locking up and refusing to calibrate with the rest of his body#dbh#dbh markus
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