#Max Fischer

[catabasis]

“My whole attitude is that, when you work – I try as best I can to pretend I haven’t done anything before, just so that I don’t compare it to anything, because nothing can be like the other thing before it.” — JASON SCHWARTZMAN (born June 26, 1980)

[sillysymbol]

please be upstanding for the mayor of simpleton!

[peterpastrahmii]

jason schwartzman serving incel lameboy realness yet again

[venranae]

2h painting practise with a screenshot from rushmore ‼️

[dataisms]

Wdym this isn't Gordon Goose 🤨

[salmonlyster]

jason schwartzman save me

[pearlpies]

"We need someone to play an unlikeable character that people on the internet will like anyway.”

Jason Shwartzman:🫡

[lakesparkles]

You know how Gordon Goose's high school design was inspired by Jason Schwartzman's character in Rushmore? I thought that was kinda interesting and it would be pretty cool if you drew both Max Fischer and Gideon Graves (High school or not idc) thanks in advance!

They can be annoying together <3 or idk, I never watched this movie but I think he's similar enough to Gordon.

I once again want to apologize to Jason Schwartzman's fans because he never looks right when I draw him, especially when I trying drawing him in a way that wouldn't look so off next to Gordon,

[gloomylies]

She was my RUSHMORE!!!

[tomcat-reusables]

I saved Latin; what did you ever do.

[tokosparrow]

Could you do max Fischer headcannons of him and a gn reader in a relationship (hope this makes sense first time requesting :3)

a/n: OMGOMGOMG first time actually getting a max fischer request and i’m pretty excited (i’ve never seen any other content with him so i’m happy :3) plus sorry if it may seem hes a bit ooc, i kinda don’t know how to properly characterize him just yet >.<

> you two possibly met at one of the many clubs that max either is the head or founder of, which was pretty surprising to you but yet very impressing.

> and you maybe got his attention by sharing the same couple interests that he happens to be really interested, so your friendship with him kinda just happened.

> soon max seems to find himself more interested in you and your hobbies than he would his other friends at rushmore.

> then soon….BAM

> max realizes he has a big rising crush on you, he’s a little worried at first but he soon gotten over it when he’s also realizes he enjoys just being around you and talking to you as much as he can.

> like he was with miss cross in the movie, he’s very VERY much smitten with you.

> the moment you mutter something you enjoy deeply, he’s immediately on his way to imply it to the school in some way, shape or form.

“i actually really enjoy art museums :)”

“……”

“i’ll be right back, give me a moment please”

> soon he has all art classes go on weekly mandatory trips to art museums to study in after many convincing arguments how it’ll help students learn better.

> and when max actually comes around to actually confessing, he writes you a letter, giving it to you in a neatly put together envelope with little drawings and hearts that he drew (how sweet of him <333)

> let’s just hope you could understand the french writing he sparkled in the confession here and there, he just wants to be as romantic as he can <333

> now let’s get to the ACTUAL relationship headcannons LOL

> like i said before, max is VERY much smitten with you, like either getting you a small bouquet of your favorite flowers or leaving sweet hand written notes in your locker expressing how much he loved you.

> one time he even went up to your window while it was raining because supposedly he was caught in the rain while getting home and he was close to your house already (he just missed you, that’s all <3)

> he soon stayed at your house for the rest of the night since it was getting late and you didn’t him going home in the heavy rain.

> max seems like someone to really enjoy PDA so expect some hand holding and some kisses on your hand as he walks you home or just out in public <333

> he’s just such a showoff so he always brings up something good about you at any second of the day.

“did you know my partner is an amazing writer <3?”

“yes max, you’ve said this many times…”

“well you’re in to learn many more things about them from ME >:)”

> max even has a couple printed out pictures of you that he likes to keep around his room and even a picture of the both of you in his pocket that he carries everywhere since he says it gives him a bit of luck (he got a D on a test once when carrying the picture and swore it gave him luck)

> he even shared his first kiss with you, it was a bit unexpected for him since it felt like a normal day with you to him until you randomly kissed him.

“oh wow….i didn’t expect that all…wanna do it again :>?”

“you’re so silly <333”

> since then, he always finds an excuse to kiss you, he loves you a bunch <333

[coolgal5]

do y’all fw any other Jason schwartzman characters? I rlly wanna write more for him I’m rlly hyperfixated

[noanziexx]

he's so hot im literally about to jizz

[onomatokeitha]

Who up head over heels?

[gastrobrack]

what if there was a movie about a guy who was autistic

[agir1ukn0w]

this man’s face is a religious experience