#Mew's quotebook

[mewmewchann]

The daily life of being on a computing course

Aka: things I have said or have heard other people say at some point during my course/look these quotes are golden and I needed to record them somewhere

A lot of these are chaotic and I thought you all would appreciate them If you think my DnD quotes are chaotic, y’all are gonna love these

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“Come to think of it, this course is kinda useless when 95% of our job is just looking up the answers on Google.”  

“You know what makes things better? Gatling guns”  

“It was about 20 minutes of this guy making dramatic gestures with no sound whatsoever”  

“DON’T EXPECT ME TO DO THIS! I HAVE TINY WEAK GIRL FINGERS!!!”  

“Coffee is not a balanced meal.” “It is if you aren’t a coward.”  

“If this fucking disconnects I’m gonna start killing”  

“There's a scary pile of emails looking at me and I think if I keep ignoring them, they'll go away.”  

“They used Comic Sans. A professional website, that our lecturer with at least 20 years of experience has used as a source, uses fucking Comic Sans”   

*hands over a chocolate bar* “You are a starving child.”  

*reclining in my chair dramatically* “Craaaawling iiiiiin my skiiiiiiiiin”  

“WHY IS MY HAND NOW THE ON/OFF SWITCH”  

“I only clicked one thing and it fucking killed everything”  

“How the hell did I pass? I don’t remember bribing anyone.”  

“Relational databases are the best thing since sliced bread!” ... ... “...Wait what’s so good about sliced bread”  

“...Did I seriously just do mental math in the context of disinfectant wipes”  

“I thought I’d live until at least 50. Turns out, I’m dying at age 20 because someone I’m peer reviewing doesn’t know basic grammar”  

“...Okay now the desk is the on/off switch-”  

“Sorry that your code isn’t working, but you have good taste in music.”  

“Are you okay?” “I think I’m dying” “...Yeah she’s fine”  

“This ran smoothly for most of its test run but then gave up at the end.” ... ... ... “I’m gonna name it ‘Game of Thrones’.”

[mewmewchann]

Beta AU but it’s shit that’s been said in the DnD campaigns I’ve been in

I’m sorry I needed to Beta AU belongs to @kagazuly

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Shuichi: Oh right, I’m alive!......I didn’t think I’d get this far.

Rantaro: Sometimes you’re the healer, other times you’re the harmacist.

Kirumi: *bleeding profusely from her shoulder* I’m fine.

Miu: Where the hell are the adoption papers for these traumatised fucks?

Kaito: Looks pretty clear to me. His leg’s missing.

Ryoma: DAMN YOU, SUN!

Ouma: There’s no way I’m gonna roll a nat1 for a death save. *proceeds to roll a nat1 for a death save*

Himiko: Do you want to persuade the moon you’re not a bad person?

Tenko: Is this the point where I just punch him?

Gonta: Finding the bad guy comes later! Right now we need a horse.

Kaede: The writing noises get progressively faster.

Maki: The raw unadulterated power of being a lesbian

Kiibo: CONTROL Z! PRESS CONTROL Z!!!

Angie: ...Do turtles have gods?

Tsumugi: *suddenly shoots awake* Why do I feel like everyone else is doing something stupid right now?

Kiyo: Once this campaign’s over I’m getting therapists for all of you.