#Mun Watches Sailor Moon Crystal Blind

[cynthiaandsamus]

Sailor Moon murders way more people than Goku like that’s just a fact, Goku usually at least tries to not kill his enemies, pretty sure Sailor Moon’s lethality rate is like 95% just no one talks about it because she murders people with rainbow hearts instead of kamehamehas

[cynthiaandsamus]

I get Usagi has to be scared and shit to be relatable but after seeing her blow up a fucking planet on her own having her go “Oh no this elevator is a little fast, it’s too much for me” is fucking insane like anime characters will overlook the most insane accomplishments and disregard confidence to make room for introspective whining

[cynthiaandsamus]

Watching the final episode of Sailor Moon Crystal is strangely emotional for me

(Like for the most part the show has been pretty hit or miss with the actual emotional beats, mostly missing partially because of the weird writing style and partially because of the accelerated pace of Crystal leaving less time for me to get attached, but this last episode is emotional for me for a more personal reason.

My friend that died a few weeks ago was a decently big Sailor Moon fan and her favorite character was Sailor Saturn, and watching her arc be about accepting death and new beginning has made me tear up quite a bit and idk how well I can handle that kind of message right now.)

[cynthiaandsamus]

Wait I thought the Slutty Winx Club was calling Pharoh 90 Master because he was, you know, their master... but now the Sailor Guardians are doing it too... is his first name just Master? Who the fuck came up with this guy?

[cynthiaandsamus]

Why are all the final villains of Sailor Moon just black blobs of evil? Like holy shit do some character design, everyone else looks great why do we just stop making characters to create the same ‘shapeless goo blob of pure evil just because’ three times?

[cynthiaandsamus]

I’m Sorry this is all I can think of watching the second Sailor Moon Crystal S3 ED

[cynthiaandsamus]

Hotaru: You have no idea what it's like to be possessed by an ultimate force of darkness fueled by your own weakness and turned into a dark magical girl against your will!

Chibi-Usa: ...you're kidding, right?

[cynthiaandsamus]

I have awakened once more, it is time to destroy th-oh my god not you fuckers again, can't someone else cause the apocalypse for once?

Sailor Saturn

[cynthiaandsamus]

Usagi: That's ridiculous! Hanging out with gay people doesn't make your kids gay!

Chibi-Usa: I hung out with Haruka for like twenty minutes and now I'm gay

Usagi: Okay that's absolutely what happened, but still...

[cynthiaandsamus]

Sailor Uranus: Our actions have been disrespectful and we will do anything to atone, but we only did what we did to protect you

Sailor Moon: Wait you kissed me to protect me?

Sailor Uranus: Nah, that one was just for fun

Tuxedo Mask: She did what now?

Sailor Neptune: You did what now?

[cynthiaandsamus]

(Oh my god that’s the most romantic shit holy shit)

[cynthiaandsamus]

Wow this boy gives Chibi-Usa a gift and says he likes her and she’s just like ‘oh wow I should give a gift to this girl I like too’ like damn she shut him down super hard and casual like a true 2nd Grade Lesbian

[cynthiaandsamus]

After that bland Finale I was not expecting Chibiusa to come busting in on the season finale like Satoko with a fucking gun

[cynthiaandsamus]

Wait so now Sailor Moon has the Holy Grail too? When do we summon Neo Queen Serenity in FGO?

[cynthiaandsamus]

Usagi: Are you a man or a woman? How should I treat you?

Haruka: As a person, you dumbass

[cynthiaandsamus]

I almost didn't go with them but they said they knew you so it was okay!

CHIBI-USA THAT IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF STRANGER DANGER WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN IT WAS THE SAILOR LESBIANS IN A HELICOPTER SO IT WAS FINE BUT JESUS CHRIST GROWING UP IN A FUTURISTIC SOCIETY WHERE NO ONE DIES AND YOU YEET ANYONE WITH A BAD THOUGHT TO A MAGMA PLANET OF PURE EVIL HAS FUCKED YOU UP HOLY SHIT