#My dwarven wife can have the longest beard and I can braid it for him | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

edwardallenpoe · 5 months

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*dark, brooding male character with a bunch of trauma and the weight of the world on their shoulders, hair dark and oily and lined with silver from stress, bearing through his situation with gritted teeth and probably not having a happy ending* me: hmmm yeah this is awesome but there's something off...

*headcanons him as a butch lesbian* me: ohhhh ffukc.... Oh ggod. I'm gona throw ufp..

#Thorin Oakenshield #Will Graham #Spock #Crowley #Sherlock Holmes #Yeah it's my favorite past time. No I don't change anything else about them.#They still use the same pronouns same names. They usually don't have different bodies either.#They are the exact same except they're being dykes about it and it makes me go feral #I love it #I need more of it actually #This is half the reason I got into the hobbit #I needed Thorin to be a lesbian #Also learning dwarves grow beards regardless???? The possibilities?????#My dwarven wife can have the longest beard and I can braid it for him #Is that too much to ask for #happy lesbian visibility week #wlw post #lesbian #my headcanons #he/him lesbian #butch lesbian #Fuck forgot to tag the blorbo of all time #The Winter soldier #bucky barnes #He was my first victim #I love my gimbus

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