SLARPG is good because lategame you can spend an entire turn making the whole party make out
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It was hard being gay in the 1400s, you had to go to medical school just to summon a boyfriend. nowadays you can download an app
Local man shocked & appalled to find demon he invited into his chambers last night in his chambers where he invited him when he said: "oh please come over c'mon please go on" last night
'Charge d'affaires,' really? that's the best hell could do? I'm sorry babygirl I'd promote you. I still have to appreciate the way Faustus asked Meph to serve him 'for life' two days ago and Meph said 'sure no problem xx' and has already effortlessly haggled him down to 24 years, the man might be a third-rate demon but he's a first-rate lawyer
Gay.
Was Dardania......well-known for its necromancy? Whatever the Dardanians were hiding, it must have worked. 436 years since the last witchcraft allegation.
Talking about how beautiful your boss / former co-workers were as angels. Definitely over the whole falling from heaven thing ha-ha. He's fine now. Really.
Okay, I'm waking up Marlowe's ghost to ask if I can add "for as soon as I got possession of your heart" into an adaptation of Doctor Faustus because I for one would die I for one would be killed if Mephistopheles said that I would drop down dead which is the only reason why I can explain his omission of it he knew its lethal properties
I find their squabbling endearing. After this he goes off to sulk and make almanacs for two years without summoning any demons until one day he's very sad and Mephisto appears like a shot so concerned he tells Faustus he'll say anything to cheer him up so Faustus asks how the world was made and Meph goes uhhhhh Big Fish??? The Big Cosmic Fish??? and Faustus goes yeah. Sounds Fake but I don't know enough about cosmology to dispute him.
Love Mephisto. Love that the sarcasm predates Marlowe. Love that he's always been a snarky little devil. Get him.
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I think brad should be more manipulative and insane :D
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the trickster path is so fucking funny. you can gaslight someone into thinking they're a potted plant so hard they actually turn into one. 🪴
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sometimes you have a mid-life crisis at 40 and as a result you decide to go down a path to become a demon, it's not a big deal
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Sausage: I’m a a good clean PG boy!
Jimmy: You’re definitely not, I’ve seen your unlisted videos.
Sausage: SHUT YOUR MOUTH- DONT TALK ABOUT THAT
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the 2021-2 world is so full of media that i adore getting new/final seasons which range from "mediocre, sort of enjoyable but has lost the spark of what it was" to "this has actively made me dislike this story" but mythic quest has pulled pure magic out of its ass and 3 episodes in i care more about these characters and their relationships than ever. how. they are so good at what they do it's unreal
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'lets infodump on katherine!'
mood
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WHOLY F— sausage wasn’t goofing off when he said he was an inchling?? 👀
The irony of for once sausage is actually what he says he is and Joey killed him for it asdfghjkl
Rise of a True Angel~
Aww~! I loved that lil (after)afterlife scene
And the zoom out to reveal Pearl’s HC8 base 🥰
(it was probably obvious by the interior but I’ve only seen her base from other povs)
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They all put so much work into this and Moment House just ... Fucked it all up
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I NEED brad and jo to be insane at dana's new business. they need to go insane together <3
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