#NO. IT WAS NOT JUST COPIUM. THERE WAS LEGITIMATE EVIDENCE.

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ZK Stans are so insecure about their ship LOL

Not gonna name drop this person because I don’t wanna be a total dick. But the ISANE amount of copium this MF is on must be seen to be believed. 😂🤣

“Kataang RUINED the show because the writers didn’t cave into fandom entitlement and make MY ship canon” boo-f*cking-hoo

“Look at all this EVIDENCE, see how a the writers talking about an intial scrapped concept from the show’s bible, Katara’s VA saying she has a crush on Aang and two jokes, one making fun of Zutara irrefutably proves Zutara was going to be canon”

“SEE! MY middle-school Twilight-ass ship would’ve made the show better, that’s why I don’t write from any legitimate media and I sit in my room all day writing non-canon ship fanfics on Wattpad”

Notice how none of this actively points to Zutara being a thing. One is about Zuko taking wisdom from other nations, one is about Aang opening his chakra, one is about Aang saying that not everyone in the Fire Nation is evil, one is Katara offering to heal Zuko and this nutcase just thought of “SHIP”

Ignoring the fact that Tui and La is clearly suppose to parallel Kataanf (with much clearer parallels too) NONE of this crap relates to how Tui and La are described. OP is desperate 😂

“SEE! The VAs agree with me” ignoring the fact that most of them also ship Kataang, almost like you can like non-canon ships without pathetically trying to make the canon ship look as problematic as possible 🤔

“Someone tell me where I find this totally fake information, I need more proof and evidence to validate my mid non-canon SHIP. What’s the source?”

Source: “dude, trust me”

“This sexualized, overly-emotional depiction of Katara from the nation that colonized her tribe, is actually how the writers view Katara”

A.K.A. OP wants to make this caricature of Katara as legitimate as possible because it means MORE ZUTARA (despite the play making fun of it), so they gotta shift the blame back to the writers, because Bryke is the devil for not making their Wattpad ship canon.

“See, SEE, Aang didn’t let go of Katara (even though he clearly does in the Book 2 finale). MOAR evidence as to why this ship is bad and my ship is better” 🤪

OP blatantly admitted they’re too media-illiterate to understand what’s happening 🤣

“Both Aang and Zuko are saving Katara from falling rocks. That means Zutara was gonna be ENDGAME”

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“NOOOOOOO!! You can’t call Zuko and Katara siblings (even though some writers have) because my kids magazine totally wasn’t ship-baiting me in middle-school”

“But Aang and Katara are siblings, mother-son, babysitter based on this PITCH BIBLE. Just like how Toph is a man. Aang and Katara are totally platonic, she totally didn’t wanna kiss Aang in that cave, that dance in The Headband was totally platonic, her physical affection and irrefutable love for Aang is like a sister and brother or mother and son! TOTALLY NOT COPING AND SEETHING” 😡

“Katara was touching Zuko’s scar because I… uh SHE totally wanted to make out with Zuko, not because she was checking his wound because she was thinking of healing him with a one-of-a-kind healing water. Look at this SEXUAL TENSION!!

“ZUKO RUNNING UP TO KATARA IS SO ROMANTIC”

“ZUKO LOOKING AT KATARA FOR THREE SECONDS IS SO ROMANTIC”

“ZUKO SAYING KATARA’S NAME IS SO ROMANTIC”

Also OP didn’t watch Hunchback and it shows

“See Zutara totally isn’t superficial. Besides Aang is 12 and he’ll ALWAYS be 12. Also 12 is ugly I guess”

-OP, probably

“SEE! This is the ONLY TIME Katara has ANY SUPPORT! Aang and Sokka didn’t care about her all they NEVER did ANYTHING for her. No, the guy who tried to attack, capture and harm her for months is the ONLY one who supported her”

Basically you can describe the entirety of OPs futile pathetic attempts to make Zutara seem legit with this

“The pitch bible said Aang and Katara have a sibling, babysitter relationship, Kataang is one-sided, Aang never supported Katara, Zutara is Tui and La, Zuko is more attractive and that means Zutara is the better ship, see! SEE!”

Anyway

Kataang >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zutara

OP can Cope and Seethe