#NONS WHOLE FAMILY WAS DESTROYED BECAUSE OF THESE PUNK ASS KIDS

[porschesbabydaddy]

How I’m feeling after this episode:

[stannyramirez]

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔒𝔩𝔡 𝔊𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔡: 𝔒𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢 ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔢𝔯 5

❝She tried to warn me. She saw this coming.❞ ❝You ratfuck son of a bitch.❞ ❝I don’t want to shoot you again.❞ ❝There’s hardly a weapon I can’t use.❞ ❝I’ve forgotten more ways to kill a man than entire armies will ever learn.❞ ❝I know what I have done.❞ ❝I’ve gotten drunk on every continent, slept my way through whole populations, I have experienced it all. I have learned from it all. And despite — or maybe because — of all that, I can lie to myself with the best of them.❞ ❝I’m trying to figure out which of you set us up and which of you went along.❞ ❝I figured it out. Took some doing.❞ ❝Yeah, I bet. So, *now* what?❞ ❝I’m going to deliver you to my employer.❞ ❝This is the guy who’s cutting them up to see what makes them tick?❞ ❝But that *is* what he’s doing, right?❞ ❝I mean, that’s what this is all about, right?❞ ❝Of course, that’s what it’s all about!❞ ❝How old are you, anyway?❞ ❝He said you stopped keeping track. He also says you’re a liar.❞ ❝I kinda am, yeah.❞ ❝Could be more, don’t think it’s less. Gets hard to keep track of them after a while.❞ ❝But I’ll tell you something I’ve learned in all my time. You want to hear it?❞ ❝Keep ‘em talking.❞ ❝Get their gear, we’re gonna need it.❞ ❝You shut up.❞ ❝You lies to me. You lied to my team.❞ ❝You took what you knew and instead of honoring the secret you discovered, you sold it.❞ ❝How do I *let* you live?❞ ❝There’s another thirty guys on the way up here right now. The whole building is on lockdown.❞ ❝I live, maybe I can help you. And you’re gonna need help.❞ ❝There’s no way out of here. You’re caught.❞ ❝That was my last ounce of mercy.❞ ❝Don’t make me regret it.❞ ❝We’re gonna jump.❞ ❝We’ll be alright. I’ve fallen from higher.❞ ❝You are out of your mind.❞ ❝Read any good books lately?❞ ❝I fucking hate you.❞ ❝I think everything is broken.❞ ❝Is it always this bad?❞ ❝I wouldn’t know. Never done it before.❞ ❝You lied.❞ ❝What do you want from me?❞ ❝You’ve got some explaining to do.❞ ❝Say that again.❞ ❝I’m re-checking the results once more, but so far, nothing.❞ ❝I don’t pay for nothing.❞ ❝You’re whoever the fuck I say you are. You answer to ‘asshole’ if I say so.❞ ❝I want their secret.❞ ❝I understand that, but at this moment, I’m telling you I can’t find it.❞ ❝They can’t fucking die!❞ ❝Explain how that’s ordinary!❞ ❝I want what they have, and they’re going to give it to me one way or another.❞ ❝This is amateur hour.❞ ❝I’ve been thinking about Malta.❞ ❝Any idea what’s taking her so long?❞ ❝Am I gonna have to stab you over and over?❞ ❝I will have you cut into pieces to find this, you get me?❞ ❝I will make you into slurries and run you through a sieve to get this.❞ ❝What the fuck do you mean ‘why’? You’re immortal, that’s why!❞ ❝Don’t bother. He doesn’t want to hear it.❞ ❝We’re not immortal. Our time just hasn’t come yet.❞ ❝What the hell does that mean?❞ ❝Everyone dies. We just haven’t yet, that’s all.❞ ❝We have a problem.❞ ❝Get out, you son of a bitch.❞ ❝Don’t you fucking use my name.❞ ❝Take it easy.❞ ❝Fuck this! And you stay out.❞ ❝Listen to me. Let me explain, damn you! You owe me that much, at least!❞ ❝I owe *you*?❞ ❝You’re pointing a fucking gun at me.❞ ❝Ow... can’t *believe* you would—❝ ❝If you’d just listen.❞ ❝I did this for us.❞ ❝KNOCK IT OFF!❞ ❝Two of you old as dirt acting like little babies!❞ ❝You oughta be ashamed of yourself.❞ ❝You know why.❞ ❝We want the same thing.❞ ❝My family hated me by the time the last of them died.❞ ❝You think I haven’t seen it? Watching you drink and fuck away every endless night?❞ ❝Life means nothing if it isn’t worth living.❞ ❝He said he could figure out why we keep on living. And I thought, if he can do that, then he can figure out how to make it stop.❞ ❝How to make all the years... all the memories, all the loss... all the loneliness... all of it *stop*.❞ ❝And there it is, just like that.❞ ❝That’s not what I want.❞ ❝I want something to live for.❞ ❝I want something to live for. Right now, that’s the people on my team.❞ ❝You know where we can find him? Where he’s got _____?❞ ❝You gonna help us go get them?❞ ❝You’re gonna have to own this, but that’s for after.❞ ❝You’re gonna have to own what you’ve done, you understand?❞ ❝Can I count on you?❞ ❝I’m part of the team, ain’t I?❞ ❝Yes. You damn well are.❞ ❝It’s possible that she’s not coming.❞ ❝Everyone knows what to do?❞ ❝They’ve got non-lethal options, for all the good it’ll do them.❞ ❝Yeah, but that’s the trick... you try to kill these people, they’ll fuck you up because you can’t do it.❞ ❝You hit ‘em with mace or flashbangs or a damn baseball bat across the back of the skull, they’ll fall just like everyone else.❞ ❝I’m going back to the suite. Let me know as soon as she gets here.❞ ❝I was just about to call you. I’d be surprised if she’s not already there.❞ ❝Then what the hell are you waiting for? Get your ass over here!❞ ❝No, I don’t think I will.❞ ❝You work for me!❞ ❝You don’t get to quit. You quit, I will destroy you.❞ ❝No, you won’t. You won’t live long enough to do it.❞ ❝Wait, where are you?❞ ❝Wish I could say it’s been nice knowing you, but it really hasn’t.❞ ❝Yeah, okay, you know what? I know it’s messed up, but this is kinda fun.❞ ❝They’re here! They’re in the building!❞ ❝You! Hands where I can see them.❞ ❝About time.❞ ❝What’s happened?❞ ❝Get back in there, lock the door, and don’t let anyone in until I tell you it’s clear.❞ ❝I think the doctor has a decision to make.❞ ❝I think he’s already made his decision.❞ ❝Just out of idle curiosity...❞ ❝Do you think she’ll make it quick for him when she gets here?❞ ❝Not a chance. He’ll be days dying... unless he tries to make it right.❞ ❝You will tell her, yes? That I did this? That I freed you? That I helped you?❞ ❝Yeah, but that’s not really what you’ve done, is it? You’re really looking to only help yourself.❞ ❝You hurt me. You hurt the man I love.❞ ❝I also think there’s something wrong with your head or your heart because I think you were a little too eager to do it and justify it as science.❞ ❝Well, shit... if I’d known you were gonna get out on your own, I could’ve fucking stayed in Paris.❞ ❝Yeah, we know. That’s for later. Right now, we got to work.❞ ❝Steady... steady... here they come.❞ ❝This signal gonna be like the last one?❞ ❝Go big or go home, babe.❞ ❝That’s what your momma said.❞ ❝Brat.�� ❝Hag.❞ ❝Punk.❞ ❝Crone.❞ *muses speak simultaneously* ❝Bitch.❞ ❝Kind of doing a thing.❞ ❝I remember you. You shot Nicky. You shouldn’t have done that.❞ ❝He’ll be hiding. His type always does.❞ ❝He was too arrogant to run.❞ ❝His protection would’ve stowed him somewhere hardened, told him to stay put.❞ ❝Listen, we can work something out. Fuck.❞ ❝They’re still arguing.❞ ❝Not much to argue about.❞ ❝It’s not like they can kill me for what I did, is it?❞ ❝You’re a good kid. You’re gonna be good for the team.❞ ❝They’re gonna need you, too. World’s gotten way too complicated.❞ ❝What’re you gonna do?❞ ❝There’s gotta be a price.❞ ❝If you weren’t one of us, I’d have killed you already.❞ ❝I know that, too.❞ ❝One hundred years from today, we meet again here. Until then, you’re alone.❞

[analyzingadventure]

I’M 5 EPISODES BEHIND ON PSI, I CAN ONLY WATCH 4 BECAUSE THE NEWEST ONE ISN’T AVAILABLE YET AND IT’S KILLING ME BECAUSE I SAW AN OUT-OF-CONTEXT MEME ABOUT IT AND IT HAD SOME IMPLICATIONS ABOUT IT

ANYWAYS, LET’S CATCH UP ON PSI, EPISODES 20-23, LET’S GO

Okay let’s save that widdle baby from that test tube

HOLY SHIT PSI’S VELGRMON IS HUGE

THAT IS A BIG FUCKING BIRB

That is a weird way for Devimon to ask Velgrmon to fetch Takeru considdering he was technically already captured by Devimon but okay I guess

MEGADRAMON!!! YEAH

Leomon please don’t die

Ah, they are acknowledging that the kids were missing for three days during a horrifying black-out, I was worried they wouldn’t like, acknowledge that at all

Koushirou’s hesistant to talk about his parents... Oh baby... ;_;

TENTOMON!! How’re you messaging to the kids?? IS GENNAI THERE TO HELP?? Or are you just in the Network messing with stuff?? Probably?

Oh, great, Algomon still isn’t fucking dead. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO KILL THIS FUCKER

Is that squid thing Calmaramon? It looks like Calmaramon??

oH MY GOD it took me a moment to realize what was happening but WEREGARURUMON HITCHING A RIDE ON THE GIGA DESTROYER MISSILE WAS HILARIOUS OMG HE’S USING IT LIKE A SKATEBOARD LMFAO

YEAH YAMATO, SAVE YOUR BABY BRO!!!

TAKERUUU!! SASUKEEEE wait

ANGEMON!!!! BABY!!! WHERE ARE YOU ANGEMON?!?!

Megumin Han.... I’m so happy to hear your voice ;___;

A beautiful reunion

Takeru seems to be taking... [/points at the DW and the Digimon] everything really well

Jesus Velgrmon is stronk

NOOO THEY JUST SAVED TAKERU, FUCK

ANGEMON WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!! WE NEED YOU!!!

OHHHHH TAKERU IS ANGERY no talk to him he angy

YEAH ANGEMON, FLY LIKE THE FUCKING WIND

God I love WereGarurumon’s nail polish, it looks fantastic yo

ANGEMON!!!!! Feather symbolism yeee

Is Angemon gonna spend all his powers to kill Velgrmon and die instantly? That’d be hilarious

Awe, no Giga Destroyer? Just Giga Storm? D’aww

HE IS GONNA DIE, ISN’T HE

ENJOY YOUR TRAUMA TAKERU LMFAO

oh mY GOD SKULL KNIGHTMON CAME IN AND STOLE IT TOO, YOU FUCKER LMAO

EPISODE 21, LET’S GO

Yamato I’m sure you could explain a few things to Takeru while you’re just chasing Skull Knightmon

Ah Devimon, your arms are as long as always, how wonderful

Ah, more Xros Wars rep! Splashmon! :D

TAKERU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

YOU JUST GOT HERE LITTLE CHILD, DON’T JUST JUMP INTO THE HOLE HEAD FIRST, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DOING

Oh wow Devimon had prepared an Evil Incubator for Angemon’s Digiegg, how fast and nice

Poor baby is gonna get super corrupted, eh?

IT’S SO NICE... TO SEE THESE FAMILY MEMBERS OF THE KIDS, LOOKING SAME AS ALWAYS AND STUFF

Oh wow did Koushirou just hack the Digivices, WOW

IT IS CALAMARAMON! I KNEW IT, FUCK, I am so enjoying the Frontier/Xros Wars rep rn, thanks Toei, I wub you

Is that another nuke? Are they launching another nuke? No? Just a massive crash at a dock?

I was just gonna complain about Psi having a serious case of Takuya & Kouji Show-syndrome but if Sora and co get to deal with the threat in the Network while Taichi and Yamato are rescuing Angemon’s egg, I’ll be okay with it

Takeru, your Powers of Adorable will not save the world, I’m sorry, you’re just gonna get yourself killed and/or kill Yamato a third heart attack, PLEASE GO BACK

Holy shit METALGREYON NOOOOOOO DON’T HURT HIM LIKE NOOOOOOOO MY BABY ;A;

THAT IS A BIG EYE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

A Digimon that was sealed away by Devimon or something? IDK it’s kinda scawy

METALGREYMON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAICHI PLEASE SAVE HIM ;_; YAMATO GO HELP HIM YOU WIMP

OWO WHAT'S THIS

A NEW METALGREYMON VARIANT? (Or a different Mode?)

Tbh the new cannon kida clashes with MetalGrey’s oldschool design a lil BUT IT’S FINE, IT’S COOL

Agumon deserves a nap

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

ELDORADIMON???? IS IT OH IT TOTALLY IS, RIGHT? YEAH

I love the textures on his face, the pencil strokes look really cool

EPISODE 22 WOOO

I think I’ve complained about this before but it has kinda bothered me before how the Digimon don’t have to rest or eat before entering into battle again, and like, while it’s been mostly fine up until now... Like ever since the kids entered the Fake Tokyo they have pretty much been fighting non-stop without resting or eating and like, it’s starting to get to me, their stamina to keep on fighting is a bit much and it’s just gonna keep on going until Devimon’s dead, isn’t it

How are you climbing this wall that’s this god damn steep, you are a little child HOW DO YOU HAVE THE MUSCLES FOR THIS, I’M A GROWN ASS ADULT I DON’T HAVE THE MUSCLES FOR IT

Gabumon is a sweetheart and I would die for him

Koushirou, why didn’t you have your partners evolve faster, jesus christ (like I’ll give Gomamon and Palmon a break but the other two? Jesus)

Oh that DigiEgg is getting so super corrupted, isn’t it? Oh yeah, Devimon is trying to turn Angemon into a fallen angel like him, amazing

I wish Skull Knightmon had like a personality... In fact I wish all of the enemies had personalities beyond Devimon being ominous and Orgemon dumb with lots of honor

Jyou is gonna get in such great shape from running up those stairs- he ain’t skipping Leg Day, not today

Skull Knightmon is so cool I wish he had more of a personality ;_; I wanna root for him but beyond doing cool shit he has nothing going for him

Ah, the upgrade to MetalGrey wasn’t permanent, just a temporary buff from the power of Courage

DARK KNIGHTMON! YEAAAH

I hope Eldoradimon is okay with all this chaos happening inside him; like I hope he doesn’t get an upset stomach from this

THE BABY TOLD YOU TO MOVE, SO MOVE, KNIGHTMON!

Poor Calamaramon died without ever getting a personality ;_;

How the fuck is this infact making these gigantic leaps over great distances

God Takeru you are so cute, you widdle baby you

Oh man the hightech wings really don’t fit with the punk look of WereGarurumon at all

Welp the DigiEgg got dipped in the miasma like an egg in soy sauce, Press F for Patamon, say “hi” to Tsukaimon

Oooo the egg is exploding! :D

Oh, the egg... I mean it didn’t explode but it destroy the fortress

POYOMON! :D

Devimon, are ya gonna finally show up in person

YEAHHHHHHH DEVIMON!!!! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY I MISSED YOU YOU EDGY GOTH BASTARD

OOOO DEVIMON AND ANGEMON GO BACK? THEY HAVE A HISTORY? Well this is a ship I’m into, let’s go

EPISODE 23!

DEVIMON AND ANGEMON USED TO BE FRIIIIIENDS ohhhhhhhhh I wanna know more about their history THIS IS A JUICY SHIP RIGHT HERE

Ohhh he is so OP, I love that, thanks

How’d MetalGrey and WereGaruru get the message to use the rubble as cover? Not that it worked really

Devimon can use finger beams, lovely

Sora and co should really evolve to Perfect, like they should’ve evolved earlier to begin with

OH SHIT, WE GOT EVOLUTION ALREADY! I mean it’s only Tokomon, which ain’t that useful rn, but okay

Oh Devimon just gave Tokomon this angry-ex look oh my god

I wonder if Devimon’s plan was to like, bypass the need to use humans directly to evolve, instead using the data from humans to forcibly bring forth evolution

NeoDevimon isn’t as cool and sexy as vanilla Devimon, F

Honestly I’m kinda sad he evolve to begin with because Devimon was already super OP, like he didn’t evolve because he was losing, he evolve because his ex made him angry (although I mean I guess that is funny)

Oh WereGarurumon can just do the wing thing at will? Seems OP but okay

Ah, but I know Devimon isn’t dead yet... Saw the new Digimon Bandai shared on Twitter, the new Devimon form that is VERY SEXY (IDK if this needs to be stated but I do say “sexy” here ironically)

OH, Dark Knightmon, you’re still alive? You gonna take lead from now on?

Ohohohohohoh let’s go, gimme that new Devimon

OH MAN, IT WASN’T THIS EPISODE? HE’S SHOWING UP IN THE NEXT EPISODE? Boo, now I gotta wait :(

So I saw some memes on Twitter (along with the art of the new Digi), them including Taichi dying, dark evolution, a clip from the Adventure dub finale where Agumon’s like “next time I’ll evolve into one of the Dark Masters” so like

NEXT EPISODE IS GONNA FUN, also I’m kinda unsure if I wanna watch the preview or not... Like I already know so much out-of-context so I’m afraid if the preview is gonna tell me even more to a point it gets too much, or if it should be fine...

No, I have no chill, Psi has been teasing Mugendramon to me this whole god damn time, I NEED TO KNOW IF WE GET MUGENDRAMON LIKE THE MEMES PROPHESIZED, I NEED TO KNOW

PREVIEW!

LMAO IT REALLY DOES JUST START WITH “TAICHI DIES” JKSDFHKJSDFGJSFDGHJ

OH MAN WE ARE GONNA GET MUGENDRAMON AREN’T WE

I’M SO EXCITED

ALSO DOWNDEVIMON OHOHOHHOHOHO

NEXT EPISODE IS GONNA BE GOOOD I can’t wait