#Nct Dream crack

[taetr4ck]

also I shall send in my first request 😔☝️

I don't think you've done chenle bf texts yet so how about trying those. Or jisung (nct) texts. You can pick either!!

-☄️

CHENLE AND JISUNG BF TEXTS !

bf! chenle x reader, bf! jisung x reader. brief mentions of 'girl' — fluff, crack. taglist form.

a/n : omg i giggled when i got ur request !!!! twirls hair... i don't think i've done some bf texts for them yet so here i am !! did both of them because they're so cute & ilysm 🤞🏻 i hope this is to your liking <3

taglist : @wonootnoot @haechansbbg @bath1lda @jkbabiey @k-labels

⋆ taetr4ck, est may 2023. / requests open

[winwintea]

stop posting about BALLER - zhong chenle

PAIRING ↬ boyfriend!zhong chenle x reader

GENRES ↬ pure crack idk... fluff, romance, some angst if you look in between the lines, chenle loves basketball more than you. unfortunately.

AUTHOR'S NOTE ↬ inspired by a fic i read on ao3, a tiktok i watched where op got mad at their boyfriend for having headphones in while making out, plus my post here. and also chenle's recent fanboying activity in la. ignore the title its a placeholder for now, in honor of my dear friend @syatchy london stop writing for chenle challenge

WORD COUNT ↬ 1.3K

Everyone had their hobbies. You knew your boyfriend liked basketball, you just didn’t realize he liked it that much. 

Making it your life’s goal to win over the heart of Zhong Chenle, you spent countless hours studying quizlet flashcards, watching a couple of basketball games, even trying to learn the sport as well. Although you were surprised when it didn’t take more than a few dates for you to begin dating. 

Your best friend Ning Yizhuo, on the other hand, had other ideas. 

“I just think he’s a big red flag. Who the hell puts “I’m always ballin’” as their twitter bio?” She’s sprawled across your bed, mindlessly stalking your boyfriend’s social media accounts. “What if your man loves another man more than he loves you?” 

You’re paying her no mind, working on a basketball basics test on your laptop. Eight teams from each of the league's two conferences qualify for the playoffs. The top two teams play each other in the conference finals, to determine the Conference Champions from each side. The winners then play in the NBA Finals. 

Yizhuo suddenly stands up, “Hello? Earth to Y/N? Are you ignoring me?” You’re about to answer your next question, until she starts waving her hands in your face.

“What the hell, Yizhuo?” You turn around annoyed. “I was locked in!”

“Studying for basketball is crazy… Just warning you Y/N. Don’t come crying to me when your boyfriend calls you Stephen Curry’s name instead of your own.” 

You punch her in the shoulder, “I swear to god-” 

But Yizhuo seemed unfazed by your attacks, continuing on, “I’m just saying from experience hon. Sports guys like him will never love you as much as he loves his balls.”

“Um.. that’s what she said.”

—

Despite Yizhuo’s warnings and what she seemed so sure of, you and Chenle clicked in a way that none of your exes ever did. If he invited you to the gym, you’d show up with a yoga mat, pretending to do Pilates while sneaking glances at him bench pressing. If Chenle said he was hungry, you’d learn how do use a frying pan, determined to whip up something edible. And if he asked you to come over, you’d throw on your best outfit, adding an extra touch of appeal, and never forget to bring a treat for Daegal.

Spending time with Chenle was easy. It seemed almost too easy, that you began to slightly question why everything seemed so perfect. 

If there were any red flags like Yizhuo pointed out, it was probably too small to see in the mix of fun times you spent together.

Times spent together usually and often ended with the two of you cuddling or making out on his couch. 

Unsurprisingly, Chenle was a really good kisser. Plus, he was good at cuddling. You had no doubts in that moment you laid eyes on him, but everything was certainly up to expectations. He knew exactly how to hold you in his arms and make you feel like you were on top of the whole damn world. 

As you leaned in closer for another this time, your hands running through his hair, you took notice of his features. His incredibly sharp jawline (mewing tutorial when?), the flushed pink splashed across his collarbones up to his cheeks, and now that he grew out his hair longer, it was much harder to see the shape of his ears-

Hold on.

You blink and then squint your eyes for a couple of seconds, hoping you’re just imagining things.

“Chenle. Are those Airpods?”

Chenle immediately pushes you off of him and then freezes.

You see every single emotion flash through Chenle’s eyes, but he’s still speechless. You’d honestly thought you’d been through the entire spectrum of men in your life, from guys who had memes tattooed on their chest to guys who brought their mother to dates to guys with an extremely interesting savior complex, but nothing could’ve prepared you for this.

Relax. You still had your dignity to protect. “What… are you listening to?” Maybe he was into listening to music while making out, maybe some relaxing sounds people used to cope with traumatic intimate experiences??? You were thinking of anything at this point, trying to brace yourself for the absolute worse. 

“Highlights” Chenle begins, looking at you nervously, “For uh, for the Warriors game.” Before you can even process the info, Chenle rambles on, “We’re so so close to a wild card spot and I wanted to turn the game on earlier, but you were talking about your project you were working on and I really wanted to listen, and right now it’s not like we’re talking about anything important, so I figured it might be alright if I-“

what the fuck… yeah shut the hell up right now please, you think as he keeps rambling, and turn around to grab a pillow behind to smack this big headed shit right in the head. 

“Ow-“ Chenle throws his hands up in defense, trying to block the pillow that comes crashing down. “What? Hey!”

“Zhong Chenle. I’m going to chop your fucking dick off.”

—

In the end, Chenle’s dick remains intact. 

After letting himself get beaten up by a pillow, he manages to get you to calm down, taking the airpods out, which makes you a little bit happier than you were before. 

Chenle leaves you on the couch to take a shower, allowing you to ponder for a bit. Were you being too restricting this way? Chenle seemed to still care about you, and didn’t want to take away time from your own interests as well. I mean… maybe you needed to get into basketball as well to fully understand. 

As you lounge on the couch, scrolling aimlessly through Pinterest, you hear the faint sound of the shower turning off. Before you know it, Chenle slips onto the couch beside you, his presence warm and comforting. In one smooth motion, he curls himself around you, arms gently wrapping around your waist as his head nestles into the crook of your neck. The familiar scent of the shampoo you gifted him lingers in the air, blending with the soft warmth of his skin. 

Your mind's racing, caught between conflicting emotions. And damn, Chenle smells incredible, which really isn’t helping right now.

A minute of silence passes before he finally speaks, his voice soft but serious. “Look, I get if you’re uncomfortable. I didn’t mean to push any boundaries. If that was too much, I won’t do it again. And if this is something that’s going to be a dealbreaker for us, I get it—we can end things here.”

“No, wait—no,” you cut in, setting your phone aside to face him. “I was just surprised, that’s all.”

Okay, it was weird. You’ll give him that. Maybe his “casual” obsession with basketball wasn’t as casual as you thought. And sure, that might be a red flag for some.

But Yizhuo’s wrong. Maybe Chenle’s got a deeper connection with his basketballs than you or whoever she’s comparing him to, but at least he’s never moaned or called you Stephen Curry in the heat of the moment.

That’s gotta count for something, right?

Yeah, maybe this wasn’t so bad. You could get used to this. Besides, he already promised he wouldn’t do it again.

Your thoughts bounce back and forth, but after a while, you break the silence with a quiet, “Did you win?”

His head lifts from your shoulder instantly, excitement buzzing in his voice. “Yeah, we did! Secured our spot in the conference finals.”

Conference finals. Oh, right. You recognize that term—studied it on Quizlet like the good, supportive partner you are.

You take a deep breath, bracing yourself, swallowing down the nervous lump in your throat. Chenle might be a bit obsessed with the sport, but he was supportive of your own goals and actually a really nice boyfriend. 

“Tell me about it.”

PERM TAGLIST ↬ @lyvhie @aquaphoenixz @galacticnct @ldh0000

[w0nslvr]

𝑩𝑭!𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑺 (𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑵𝑨𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬)

𝒐𝒕7 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒆

𝑯𝒀𝑼𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬

A/N: fluffy chenle bc i live for that every once in a while but on a normal basis he will be very chenle LMAOOO

[haekisses]

can i get chenles reaction to being shipped with reader (idol) and he indirectly hints that hes not bothered by it..and might actually enjoy it.

TEXTING IDOL!CHENLE AFTER BEING SHIPPED TOGETHER.

idk if it was subtle enough for you bae but enjoy !!

[haechrry]

nct dream reaction ; rizzless edition

NOT REQUESTED.

⚠︎ requests for texts are open.

WARNINGS: suggestive? (yall idk)

[dad jokes are not mine of course.]

[liliansun]

hey i’ve been wanting to see an idea where nct dreams reaction to seeing a new tattoo of yours (i think it would be so cute 🥲)

(i got a new tattoo,, is this you telepathically wanting to see it 👀)

—dreamies reaction to you getting a new tattoo ✨

a/n: my head hurts after this one so i’m gonna to to sleep but i’m gonna work on answering the other requests before reopening them 🫶

[jenjibear]

NCT DREAM FAKE TEXT IMAGINE:

Getting them to say I love you

(Fluff)

Slight curse words

AFAB reader

[forsungie]

random texts with boyfriend! jisung

genre. suggestive, crack (?)

[scented-morker]

BFF! Nct Dream spilling tea 🍵

text au, includes cussing, requested!! also I had to make up some fake drama so don’t take any of it too literally!!

[jising-jisang-jisung]

NCT dream as Phineas and Ferb characters!!

Mark as Lindana (not Linda, Lindana)

hes lindana and he wants to have fun

Renjun as Baljeet

tell me yall see it, specifically with gotta give me a grade baljeet and hot sauce era renjun

Jeno as Phineas

No comment

Haechan as Candice

Hes babygirl he's babygirl!! He's also nosy as hell and in everyone's business

Jaemin as Isabela

Pure, sweet as sugar, babygirl princess

Also very much in love with phineas (jeno)

Chenle as Vanessa

hot but in a girl that wears leather kinda way

Jisung as Ferb

It's always the quiet ones

BONUS

Daegal as Perry the Platypus

[taetr4ck]

Not a request but WHICH SKZ/NCT MEMBER WOULD YOU FIGHT GO!

a/n : i just opened my tumblr after a good whole week and this is what i first read FUCK IT WE BALL ! doing all of them because i feel a bit silly today

contents under the cut

STRAY KIDS

BANG CHAN - no. this is self explanatory tbh. i would straight up ask him to marry me

LEE KNOW - i would. but in return he would tell me how much my parents wrecked my whole being so i'll end up tearing up in the corner

CHANGBIN - one slap from this man and i'm already out of this world. he can literally slap me and the next second i'm already in the fifth dimension. no words needed. i would not fight him.

HYUNJIN - i would and then fall in love in the process

HAN - how could i fight this man ? RUTHLESS.

FELIX - i don't have the heart to tbh. i'll cry before i even land my first hit

SEUNGMIN - big yes tbh. i feel like he's the perfect person to pick a fight with. our competitive ass won't give up so easily unless one of us isn't breathing anymore LMFAO

JEONGIN - this man would stab me before i even know it

NCT 127

TAEIL - one glare from this man and i'm already shivering. 50/50.

JOHNNY - i should be punished for forgetting to put him here. what was i thinking !!!! anyway !! i feel like he would be the one to initiate the fight LMFAO he would straight up come to me and just do a ‘let’s do a square’ ‘aight bet’ kind of interaction tbh he would be the funniest person to pick a fight with. i would fight him. he’d be my sparring buddy afterwards

TAEYONG - bro he's about to do his military service leave him alone 😭🙏🏻 poor bubu i would not fight him

MARK - i would. then we will start throwing rap verses (special mention to jopping) like we didn't almost stabbed each other earlier

JAEHYUN - one punch and my skull is already cracked in half. nope

YUTA - i would just straight up kiss him tbh i would not last for five seconds looking at him

DOYOUNG - he would verbal abuse me tbh that's enough to wreck me

HAECHAN - one michael jackson merch for him and he's wrecked so easily. i would fight him.

JUNGWOO - boy this man would bring a baseball bat even though we agreed to have a fist fight. cheater. i would fight him

NCT DREAM

RENJUN - his glare is enough to kill me. 50/50.

JENO - man idc this is jeno we are talking about !!!! he can punch me in the face and i would not bulge !!!!

CHENLE - man he is the worst person to fight. one word from him and i’m already having a mental breakdown. he would unwrap every inch of my traumas from childhood to present. i won't risk it 🫡

JAEMIN - no because we will have our silly little tea party while talking about cute and pretty things

JISUNG - the idea itself makes us both want to cry

WAYV

KUN - he's too good to pick a fight with. my conscience could never

TEN - big yes. put those slutty muscles to work boy !

HENDERY - we would have a fight in valorant and i'd lose. can't risk my reputation for that smh (kidding)

XIAOJUN - this man would straight up launch at me like a fuckin dog. i would fight him (affectionately)

WINWIN - no. i would ask him to be his gf. no explanation needed

YANGYANG - we would have a pillow fight and the next second he's already holding a brick. i said let's have a pillow fight not give me a fucking concussion 😭🙏🏻

should i add my taglist here omg

⋆ taetr4ck, est may 2023. / requests open

[strxbrymochi]

jisung park as your twin brother:

a/n i was backreading my convo w a friend and i found a sample i did the v first time i downloaded the app HAHA lols back to when i rlly wanted jisung and i to be twins bc we were only days apart 😗✌🏽 (ALSO YES ILL UPDATE MTT SOON JFSJD LIFE HAS BEEN STRESSFUL SO ill post this to make up for it k thanks bye have a great day 🫶🏽

[w0nslvr]

𝑩𝑭!𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑺 (𝑯𝒀𝑼𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬)

𝒐𝒕7 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 (𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒌/𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏), 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒔 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒔, 𝒌𝒎𝒔 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒔

𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑵𝑨𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬

A/N: i know jaem is a 00’ liner too but just bc i have to split the posts up bc of the pic limit i just split them up 4:3. haechan and marks are so funny to me LMAOOOO anyways send requests and reblogs are appreciated!!🤍

[haekisses]

OMG can u pls do idol jisung with an idol s/o im so enamored by him atm

IDOL!JISUNG WITH IDOL!GF TEXTS.

requests are open !

[lebrookestore]

sharpie stars | l.jn

pairing: lee jeno x reader genre: fluff, high school au, slight comedy warnings: mild profanity, reader has hair long enough to tie up wc: 1.4k

Sometimes, having an observant best friend was a catalyst for trouble.

It was almost impossible to keep anything from Renjun because of this very fact, a notion you quickly relearned when he picked up on your sudden interest in his friend. You supposed that it was partly your fault, perhaps you had been a little too obvious about your newfound attraction, but the way he had figured out who it was from the very start was a little unnerving.

“Jeno! Come here!”

You were in the middle of speaking to him when he spotted the boy you were hopelessly crushing on and decided to yell out his name, causing you to stop in the middle of your tracks and shoot him a mildly panicked look. He returned it with a cheeky grin, taking a marker out of his bag and beckoning the guy over.

The school cafeteria was a place most students tended to hang out in after their classes and was thus bustling at this time of day. You hoped that because of the bustle and noise that filled it, a certain someone wouldn’t hear your idiotic, meddlesome best friend.

Alas, luck was not on your side today. 

Jeno looked over, a pleasant grin painting his lips when he spotted Renjun. He pushed himself off the table he was leaning against, starting to make his way over to you.

“What the fuck are you doing?” You hissed through gritted teeth to Renjun, earning a playful shrug and wink from him.

“You’ll see.”

That, of course, was exactly the eloquent answer you had been hoping for.

Lee Jeno was a fellow high school senior, and a drop dead gorgeous one at that, from his long-ish black hair that curled around the top of his neck to his ever smiling eyes. He existed with a quiet joy, but never so quiet so as to let people walk all over him or his friends. From what you had gathered, he was one of the sweetest people you would ever meet, ever ready to put himself forward to be of help.

You liked him. A lot more than you cared to admit.

So then why were you so jumpy and reluctant when it came to interacting with him? Truly a good question considering you didn’t know the answer for yourself. You wanted to talk to him, you really did, but then your fear of happening to say something stupid in front of him would make itself known and you would wave goodbye to even thinking about saying anything.

And so there you were, already frantically warning yourself to remain calm, soothing the beating of your heart that grew more erratic with every step closer he took. You wondered if your outfit was flattering enough, or if your hair was too much of a mess to be considered attractive. Quickly, you pulled it out of its ponytail and retied it, twisting the flimsy scrunchie thrice to ensure its neatness.

He made you nervous, a feeling you were not used to being incited in you because of a person.

“Hey,” Jeno managed to get out, smiling brightly and raising his hand to give you a small wave, but Renjun grabbed it and yanked him closer, uncapping the marker by holding it between his teeth. Then, as if it was the most normal thing in the world, he proceeded to draw a smiling face on the back of said hand.

You watched in bewilderment as Renjun finished off the curve of the face’s smile, wondering what was going through the head of your best friend at that moment. Jeno raised a confused eyebrow and met your eyes, amusement shining in those pretty brown irises of his.

“There,” Renjun said finally, capping the pen and proceeding to swiftly hand it to you with a mischievious glint in his eyes. “You draw something now.”

Oh dear.

“What-” You had to stop yourself from exclaiming at the demand, caught completely off guard. What he was trying to do was starting to make sense, and you didn’t know whether to glare or thank him for it. Before you could even think about arguing, he nudged you towards Jeno and shot you a thumbs up, mouthing a discreet ‘your welcome’ to you before pretending to be preoccupied with something on his phone.

You almost fell into Jeno, quickly catching yourself and leaning against one of the tables to reinstate of balance. Glancing up at him, you bit down on your tongue hard to stop yourself from cursing out your friend there at there, a shy smile taking form on your face.

“Hey.”

“Hey there,” Jeno muttered back in what you could only describe as mirth. You took a moment to appreciate the quirk of his lips and the way the side of his eyes creased when he smiled, but you let it drag on for a beat too long, making it awkward.

Fantastic.

He must have picked up on your lack of social cues, because he saved you from embarrassing yourself any further and held his other hand out for you to take. Clearing your throat in an uncouthly manner, you gently took his larger hand in yours and stared blankly at it.

Now, here was the thing: you weren’t much of an artist.

Renjun definitely was one, forever doodling something in the margins of his notebooks. One could always bet on him having a sketchbook on his person and would probably win that bet. His art was styalistic and good, excellent even.

You, on the other hand, could not have been more different. The only decent thing you could draw was a stick figure, and realistically speaking this should have been fine. After all, all Renjun had drawn was a basic smiley. A stick figure would not have been a downgrade from it at all.

The thing about having a crush, though, was that most rational thought tended to evade you. 

“Um- is there anything specific you would like me to draw?” You asked, deciding to go the easy route. If he specifically requested something, you wouldn’t have to think so much about it. A win-win situation in your books.

“I’m good with anything,” he assured you of this with a resolute nod of his head, and you wanted to groan at his open-mindedness. It did not help you in the slightest, and you sighed under your breath, staring at the sharpie that you held between your fingers, racking your brain for any sort of idea.

Or at least, you would have been thinking about what to draw if you weren’t so caught up with how his hand felt over yours, enjoying the warmth that it provided. You liked the way it rested over yours so easily a little too much, thinking more about it than the drawing you were supposed to be doing. 

Renjun looked up at the two of you briefly, a small smirk on his face at the scene before him. Perhaps if you weren’t so oblivious, you would have caught the way Jeno’s eyes flickered from your adjoined hands to your face, and the way he never pulled away from your grip for the whole five minutes you spent in your own head. Anyone with the ability to see would have been able to deduce that Jeno wasn’t simply there for his friend, but also for you.

Unfortunately for you, your eyes were too busy turning into hearts whenever the boy was around.

“Stars!” You blurted out finally, managing to work your way through your internal turmoil over your crush, gripping his hand a little better. “I’ll draw stars!”

So maybe it wasn’t the most riveting thing you could have come up with, but it was better than nothing- that or standing around there awkwardly for another five minutes. You pressed the tip of the marker onto his skin, following the lines of a basic star shape and repeating them a few times until four of them adorned the back of his hand.

Stepping away from Jeno, you hesitantly looked at him to assess his reaction towards your work on him, admittedly nervous. He pursed his lips to thwart the fond little simper that threatened to make a show, inspecting the stars you had drawn on him as he wriggled his fingers. Then, he looked at you, taking in the intent expression on your face that only made you look more adorable, and spoke.

“They’re perfect.”

[liliansun]

hi!! can i maybe request a part 2 of this but they find out you now know abt their crush

finding out you know about their crush—w dreamies