#OH MY GAHH

[queenbeearts]

bro looks

silly little doodle!!! im so glad hes back 😇😇

[heartissilly]

(hi chat 🙏🙏)

(warning for the next picture for like,, patchwork style [ish] so yeahh 🙏🙏)

[simplyjaneee]

a man with dimples😍

[thescrump]

ok so i was scrolling through the comments of a youtube short about wario and pikmin and all of a sudden BRAWL IN THE FAMILY REFERENCE?!?

[h0-nk]

★ — INFECTED IS SO AWESOME

★ — Also shout out this part LMAO

[feelo-fick]

WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!

"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."

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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA

still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )

au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!

the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.

unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?

meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?

that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!

... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.

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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)

[regal-bones]

Hey patreon is having another moment kicking people off of their tiers - please check to make sure your payment has gone through if you want to support me! I’m down about £200 in pledges which is a really big hit (during my fave month as well 🥲) , any support really helps out!❤️

[dragoncarrion]

Caliphobic pride flag: hatred for californians

Everyday wake up and be thankful you're not one of them

Edit: TURNING OFF REBLOGS I DON'T TRUST YALL TO TAKE A JOKE

Reblogs are on again 😁

[jessieren]

Slightly blurry but OMG look at the adorable cuteness of this photo with the softstache™ 🥰

Happy moustache monday everyone

[crownedinmarigolds]

Forbidden Fruit. 🍎

Loved this shot in Firewalk with Me and had to put my favorite awful duo in it.

[krynutsreal]

old blind date au doodles bc I forgor to post em

obviously. as any other post regarding an au there's gonna be messy rambling down below + more doodles

also these r also continued ideas from this post !! so thank u again to my mutual for giving me doodling ideas :]

ok so

Aoi and makoto go back to tell the rest of the friend group (who r atm not that close w/ Kiyotaka but r nosy and want to know the outcome) and of course, word goes around and by the time Mondo comes back home Daiya mysteriously knows about how the blind date ended 👍

being the big bro that he is he's obviously gonna tease mondo abt it while Mondo is heading up to his room

(not a fan of these but . YA!)

Daiya, the mf who set up the blind date mostly: r u ....yk.....🏳️‍🌈

mondo: 🤨

anyways a while after (not even a while like a couple minutes) Daiya asks a silly little question that he totally does not already know the answer to :)

it takes mondo a moment b4 the implications hit him

Daiya later spends the rest of the evening dodging things that Mondo throws at him everytime he makes a teasing comment @ him

who's the one responsible for Daiya knowing everything beforehand? well,,

[des-fangirl]

i like how my telegram theme is all greeny and then when i get to pick a pfp to match it I BE LIKE. OMG LOOK AT THIS ART!! OR THIS!! OR THAAAT

and it all doesn't match the theme BUT I DONT CAAARE I GONNA SAVE ARTS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY AND THEN IM GONNA SEE THEM ACCIDENTALLY AND SAY 'WOAH GOOD ART!!'

[nafohcnis]

Hey, I absolutely love your Para-Para Gyaru trolls! Would it be okay for me to draw my own Gyaru troll (^:?

AHHH!!! YES yes absolutely!!!! please tag me if you post it or feel free to submit it to me!

[whoiskt]

I wrote a review on Hazbin Hotel for a local publication and I'm 99% certain I'm going to get hate mail for it.

[jairotriesart]

Hey there more doodles to prove I’m alive

[kingdom-dance]

Clean Niamh | Dirty Niamh

[the WIP of The Cave Scene in @shepherds-of-haven that has been sitting in the naughty corner for an eternity because it wasn’t doing what I wanted but now suddenly decides to act right?? Now? Okay.]