#OHHHHHHHHH SO EPIC... OHHHHH ..........

[tsuki-sennin]

It's time for episode 21 of Kamen Rider Geats!

Oh, excuse me, Kamen Rider Geezer!

...oh, pardon me, I meant Kamen Rider Gazer!

No, no, hold on, I'm sorry-!

Enter Password: Spoilers, I guess...

Gazer, log in!

Install. Innovation and Control.

Booting... VisionOS

Error! TAURI-MORTAE.exe has been identified by VisionOS as a harmful program. Immediate action required.

-Buffa camera!

-Who's filming him, I wonder?

-"I'll massacre all those motherfuckers, just you watch!"

-Beroba-chan, hello!

-Goddess of Creation.

-That's Mitsume, ain't it?

-Change the world to be Rider free but Jamato infested.

-OHHHH NADGEY'S BACK.

-Run, Sae-san!

-Ohhhhhhh, we're doing this again.

-Less than five hours until her family's shop is blown sky high.

-"GIVE ME THE FUCKING BUCKLE SKINNY BOY"

-"...yeah okay"

-Ace and Keiwa are left to deal with the rest of the fruit basket on their own.

-Suika bomber!

-Nice shot!

-"Lying saves a lot more people than you realize, Keiwa."

-Boost!

-"You can have this one, Keiwa-kun."

-"Oh cool, thank you Ace, I appreciate it :)"

-"KEIWA YOU FUCKER, YOU'D BETTER TAKE THAT FUCKING BOOST BACK RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA SHIT-"

-Seems Na-Go and Lopo are faring just fine.

-"You hand that Zombie chainsaw back over to me right now you BITCH!" (literal)

-Jelly bean

-Ohhhhhh, Daichi did his homework.

-...is he perhaps a DGP fan?

-Beroba-chan's got high tier backer rewards.

-Holy shit, Michinaga

-Crush all Kamen Riders indeed.

-Ja-Ja-Ja Strike!

-Neon!

-Goddamn, she took that.

-Y'know, producer guy's got a point. This is investing drama.

-Ace with the interruption.

-"Bitch took your gun."

-"Yo, Na-Go. I need me some connections."

-There he is. Niram-P.

-Griefing is not an epic gamer move.

-"There's this teenage girl with nothing better to do. You know how it is."

-Ohhhhh, Niram's our key.

-"And you? You're too good to be a human from now."

-Shared mysteriousness.

-Selective breeding.

-"Good thing I'm not dead, huh~?"

-Melonless.

-Goddamn, Na-Go's been carrying you, huh Sae-san?

-You were the sussiest baka all along!

-Here we go, in the thick of it all!

-It's gambling time!

-"What took ya so long, idiot!?"

-Set Fever!

-BOOST!

-HOT DAMN, SHE FASTER THAN EVER

-"Just you fucking wait, Geats."

-"You're dead! And yet you LIVE! You are ruining my VISION!"

-I didn't expect to get a Glare retool so soon, but... I'm gonna be real, Gazer looks just as sexy a suit.

-Boostriker~!

-Kon-chan~!

-Ohhhhh, bike action! Hell yeah!

-Hot damn, that's a lotta boost.

-I didn't realize the Jamato were made of nitroglycerin.

-KEIWA UHKHJG

-"Blue and yellow."

-For an executive, Niram's certainly got a lot of hands-dirtying on him.

-Forcefieldin'.

-Y'know, that painful seeming Jamato Buckle might've been best left at home. Just sayin'.

-Or maybe not.

-Delete!

-Blue and yellow!

-Ohhhhhhhhhh

-Ohhhhhh they're dead dead

-Oh whoops, never mind. Neon with the save.

-Think you'd like to give up, huh Sae-san?

-Ohhhhhhhhh

-Zombie Man lives.

-"This isn't fiction any more~! You're a real boy."

-By unanimous decision, Sae Ganaha has chosen to forfeit the Desire Grand Prix. She's pretty dang okay with it, if I'd say so myself.

-NEON

-OKAY

-I GENUINELY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING WHAT THE FUCK

-She blew them the fuck up.

-Neon...

-Honey, you're breakin' my heart here.

-Glad you took so much out of this, Sae-san.

-See you on the outside, Sae-san.

-Buffa's got fans again.

-"It's just a prank, brooooo~!"

-Chirami, you shrewd bastard.

-"So tell me sweetheart... if you were to boil one of those boys alive, would you prefer kitsune udon or tanuki soba~?"

-Hot damn, Neon's discovered her girlboss era.

-GAME MASTER FIGHT AGAIN

-Oh! The

-The Glare suit survives!

-Oh shit, new character.

-Hot damn, the Divergence Game is closing in on a horrifying climax.

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Gotham” S4E16

ONLY TWO MORE OF THESE TO GO, KIDDIES!

The rest of these reaction posts I’ll be uploading are not chronological order.  They’re like that because A) college and B) more college.

My sister watched it with me (as well as the other episodes left in my epic “Gotham” reaction series) so my comments will be in bold, and hers will be in regular font.  Author’s notes courtesy of me will be bolded and italicized.

Also, quick warning (and probably obligated to say this), we don’t like Barbara’s storyline.

AN:   I managed to record our reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post. 

*Lee shoots Sofia in the recap*  Oooooohhh!!

But she’s not dead though, apparently!

*sighs*  Nobody’s dead on this show...

And he’s [Jerome] alive!

*flatly*  Was there any doubt.

Meanwhile, at Arkham Asylum...

*The Arkham guard turns on her Walkman*  Oh, this is never a good idea...

*starts slow jamming out to "Fool For You” by Alice Smith*

Yeah headphones are required...

Ohhhh OK...

Because!  *points excitedly at screen when Jervis appears*

*scoffs in hilarity when Jervis tries to talk to the guard, who can’t hear him*

What.

*gasps when one of the guards pops up behind the main guard*

“Tortuga!  You almost gave me a heart attack!”  Tortuga?

*shrugs cluelessly*

*Tortuga slices the guard’s neck*  Ooooooohhhhhhh!!

Jesus God!

Jervis, I like your shorter hair much better.

Tortuga.... *claps hands*  THE MOCK TURTLE!

OH MY GOD!

YEAH!

Wha- oh my God...

*jaw drops in excitement when we see Scarecrow*

[Jervis] I LOVE YOUR NEWSPAPER HAT!

That’s a different actor [playing Scarecrow].  That’s not Charlie Tahan.

*chuckles*  He’s [Scarecrow] experimenting in his toilet.

Did he just put a whole bunch of that sodium stuff in his freaking toilet?

That thing is gonna get blown right off the wall in a matter of minutes.

I know!

*Scarecrow pours that crap on a lock*  Holy shit!

That’s all you were doing with that?!?

*Cue Jerome*  EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Ohhh dear.

EEEEYYYYYY!!!

“When I [Jerome] say ‘three hairs past a freckle,’ gentlemen, I do not mean five hairs past.”  *both immediately smile*

“Boys, boys, let’s not squabble too early in our partnership.  There will be plenty of time to stab each other in the backs later!”  *both chuckle*

“That’s the spirit, boys.  Think big- and kinky.”  *done*

“And lose the weirdo.  She’s [Tortuga] giving me [Jerome] the heebie jeebies.”  *trying her absolute damndest not to laugh*

*laughs*  Stop calling us out!

*both yell in horror when Tortuga slices her own neck*

“Now, to free the rest of our cronies and blow this pop stand.”  WELL DANG!

It’s “Popsicle stand,” you cretin.

*laughs*  He don’t know that.

If you’re gonna insult me, do it properly.

WHO’S THE LOSER WITH THE DRUMS?!?

I KNOW, I LOVE THAT DUDE!!!

*both crack up at Jerome going down the aisle and making stupid faces at other inmates*

Ohhhhh, he’s great.

*jams out to opening theme*

“How many got out?”  “87.  The entire violent ward.”  *jaw drops in shock*

“Yeah, we’ve rounded up most of the serious nutjobs; they’re the guys that think they’re walruses or what not.”  *both immediately do finger guns at screen*

EEEEEEYYYYYYYY....

Any carpenters in there?

Please tell me there’s gonna be more Benedict Samuel.  Two minutes of that guy, and I already love him.

*chuckles*

Like he’s not the Jervis Tetch I know and love, but he’s entertaining as hell.

He’s very good!

Yeah, Benedict Samuel’s real voice sounds nothing like that.  It’s like stereotypically British.  But not Cockney, just British.

AN:  WHAT?!?!  HE’S ACTUALLY FROM AUSTRALIA?!?

*smiles*

“All right, listen up!  If I’d [Jim] have known I’d be seeing your ugly mugs tonight, I’d have stayed in the hospital.”  *both chuckle*

Ben McKenzie directed this episode, I forgot!

I take it that means we’re in for a good one.

AN:  Yes.

“Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!”  *laughs*

JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM

“Do it, OR I’M [Jervis] GONNA KILL SOMEONE!  In case you have any doubts.”  *both crack the hell up*

I shouldn’t be... God, he’s good!

“Let’s go.”  Here we go go go go gooooo!

"You [Jim] said we had to have each other’s backs tonight, right?”  Yes!

“So what, we’re [Jim and Harvey] either idiots, or we’re hypnotized?  Good choices.”  *both laugh*

Oh please tell me this is the episode with Harvey being awesome.

Uh, that’s the next episode.

AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!

*Jervis meets Jim with a hypnotized couple*  SON OF A BITCH! 

Who the hell are they?!?

*so done*  A random married couple!  Because in the previous season, Jervis was all like “Oh, Jim, what are you worried about?  Your love life?!?” and I’m like “SHUT UP!”

“Lo and behold!  The bold Captain Jim Gordon, and his rusty caboose in tow.”  *chuckles*  ‘Rusty caboose in tow...’

*giggles*

Dude, look at that scarf [that Jervis wears]!

Do you recall when I [Jervis] first came to this fair city, Jim?  A bawling mess, wanting nothing more than to address the safety of my dear sister Alice?”  :/

“You gave me NO CHOICE!”  *tries not to laugh at the SUDDEN YELLING*

“I was willing to give you any life you wanted, just to keep you out of mine.”

*Jervis gives the command to drop the wrecking ball*  Ooohhh..

Oh shit-

*both yell and reel back in absolute horror when the couple gets squashed*

*both still in :O for a good minute or so*

He [Jervis] drives off!  *laughs*

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAW!

That just killed the moment, just him randomly driving off.

I don’t know what the hell I just saw!

I don’t know either.

That was kinda awesome!  I’m not gonna lie!

*Bruce and Selina enter the precinct*  Yaaay!

The dynamic duo.

Yaay!

*laughs*  She [Selina] just growled at him [Bruce]!

Ooooohhhh I like that [Barbara’s] office.

I like her hair.

Season 4:  the season of Booze ™ !

*chuckles*

There’s just so much booze in this season!

*sings*  Alcohol... my per-ma-nent accessory...

*mouths while aggressively pumping hand holding phone in air*  Shots shots shots shots!

[Barbara] Don’t mix pills with booze.  Don’t do that.

“He [Ra’s] brought me [Barbara] back to life.  We’d never even met.  Why choose me?”  Because he brought you back to life?!?

Are you two [Barbara and Tabitha] still going out or like what?  What’s the situation here?

*shrugs*  I guess...

What’s the situation here?

Friends with benefits?

I guess...

*chuckles*  I don’t know...

*gasps when we get a flashback of Barbara’s death in S3*

Oh shit!

WHY HER THOUGH?!?  That is my question!

That’s a great shot though [of Ra’s reviving Barbara], I have to say.

What the hell...

*Ra’s brings out the Lazarus water*  Oooo-oohhhhhhh...

Is that from the Lazarus pit?!?

I think that’s from the Lazarus pit!  Yeah, ‘cause it’s like a neon color in this show!

Oh my God!

*Ra’s revives Barbara*  There we go.  That explains it.

So you can drink in it rather than bathe in it in this continuity.

Yeah.  I mean, you can do both.

*Barbara is resurrected*  Ohhh!

Oh shit!

“Oh, what a vital, poisonous little mind you [Barbara] have.  And yet, everybody hates you for it, don’t they?”  I don’t think that’s why they hate you.

“You are just the one I’ve been looking for.”  :/

“You [Barbara] shall become the Demon’s Head.  The League of Shadows will be yours to command, an army of assassins.”  *rubs head in frustration*  Ohhhh, are we doing this again... ohhh....

They’re not talking “Oh, Dark Knight!”  That’s later.

[Ra’s] You’re gonna hand the League of Assassins over to her [Barbara]?!?

I know, I don’t like it either.

WHy?!?

I don’t know.

That sounds stupid.

“I’m [Barbara] OK.”  No you’re not.

*The remnants of the married couple*  Oh my God.. those are just dummy parts sticking out of the bottom!

I mean, it was effective.

Yeah.

It was hella effective!

It was very effective!

“Midnight, right?  That’s less than an hour.”  Midnight?  Why is it always midnight?  *chuckles*

*shrugs*

“’Fliers become die-rs.’”  It’s like in “Lovers and Madmen.”  He rigged all of those people to jump to their deaths.

Ohhhhhhhhh!!

*slaps knee*  And it’s like in “Mad as a Hatter” [in Batman:  The Animated Series], when he told those guys to jump in the river!

*gasps*  Yeaahhhhh!  Oh my gosh!

AN:  Also, I highly recommend the comic “Lovers and Madmen.”  Different interpretation of the Joker but still pretty solid and also quotable.

*wheezes when Bruce tries to give Detective Harper money to protect him*

*tries not to laugh when Bruce starts to fake cry*

*laughs when Bruce pulls a Stealth Hi-Bye on Harper*

Bruuucceee!

*gasps and claps hands*  His [Jervis’s] theme in the background!

*jaw drops when it’s revealed that a lot of rooftops are lined by people ready to jump*

Ohhhhhh shit.

“Your ego, Bruce.  It’s huge.”  *tries not to laugh*

“Get over yourself.  It’d make you a little easier to be around.”  *both try not to laugh*

Oh...

Oh shit!

Oh... oh-

*Bruce ends up opening the door for Selina instead*  Oh.

*groans in frustration*

That’s not a hug, I’m just getting the door for ya!  *laughs*

*both laugh at Selina’s little giggle*

That little giggle, oh my God!

“You don’t owe me [Bruce] anything, Selina.  You never did.”  You two are adorable!

They’re cute!

“Geez, there’s a lot of gum under here!”  *chuckles*

*whispers*  What?

Ew no no no-

Oh no no-

*both yell loudly in disgust when Jerome eats some ABC gum*

You are crazy!

*chuckles*

“Jim,  it’s happening all over the city.  Thousands are climbing up roofs!”  How many people are in this freaking city?!?

Probably at least a couple thousand, I’d say.

“He [Jervis] must’ve commanded them [the drivers] to change the station so that we couldn’t find him.”  How complicated are these commands?  It’s like explaining Kilgrave’s powers.  Did he tell them to do that or...

“Ugh, it’s that song I [Harvey] hate!”  *chuckles*

*jams out and sings along with “Foolish Pride” by LAB*

“Just right!”  Oooh, broccoli cheddar [soup] though.  Good choice.

“Mamma Mia!”  *both start singing “Mamma Mia”*

“What was the special ingredient again?  Ah, right.  It was my [Jerome’s] hand.  The one you [Uncle Zach] dipped in a boiling pot of chicken stock!”  *both bug eyes*

“That smell, it was ...mouthwatering....”  *shakes head in disgust*

You are disgusting, dude!

“I [Zach] set out three bowls of soup, nephew, so I’d have enough for all my guests.”  [Crap]

*small gasp when the strong man drags Jerome out of the booth*

Ooh shit!

“The ‘just right’ soup is for him.  The ‘cold’ is for me!  I always loved gazpacho!  The ‘too hot,’ that’s for you, nephew.”  Ohhh shit!

Oh he’s gonna heat it again!  Damn!

*jaw drops when the microwave starts shorting out*

Isn’t this the Iceberg?!?

No, it’s her [Barbara’s] lounge.

The Sirens, right?

Yeah.

*All the lights go out*   Ooooooohhhhh!

Shit!

“We’re [the League] here for the Demon’s Head.  Where is he?”  “She.... is right here.”  I call bullshit.

It’s a flashlight.  I could make a joke out of that but I’m not going to.

*gasps when Hypnotized!Harvey knocks out Jim*

“Hickory, dickory, dock.  The copper went up the clock.  The clock struck 12, he fell pell-mell, and that was it for the cop.”  *in unison*   Noooooooooooooo.....

Ohhh dear.

*Zachary takes out the boiling soup for Jerome*  Oh no.

*gasps when Zachary prepares to pour the boiling soup on Jerome*

“Here, nephew, have a taste of one of my three soups!”  *in shock*  Roll credits!

AN:  The name of the episode actually came from in the writers’ room.  Tze Chun came in having ordered 3 soups and Charlie Huston (the writer of this episode) said “I’m gonna put that in the script” and Tze Chun went “Yeah, right.”  Welp.

*both yell in horror when Zachary pours the soup down Jerome’s throat*

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!  [Jerome] You’re gonna have welts all over your face for a month, dude!

“No one deserves that.”  “You tell ‘em!”  *both have to stifle a laugh*

That is a very Joker moment, I have to say.

“Let him [Jerome] go... and get rid of the kid [Bruce].”  *bug eyes*

*Bruce throws a bunch of plates at the strong man*  Ohhhh shit!

Did he just No-Sell a porcelain plate to the face?!?

Yeah, he just did!

*both jaws drop in horror when Jerome finds the gallon of bleach meant for him*

He [Zach] was gonna poison his nephew!

“She’s [Barbara] got the Demon’s Head.  Ra’s chose her.”  “She doesn’t even know what it is.”  Fair point.

I don’t know what that haircut is.

Whose haircut?

That dude’s!

He doesn’t have any hair!

Exactly!

“Women serve in the League, but they do not lead.”  “That’s now a law, just a stupid tradition.  Ra’s chose her.  We need to honor his choice.”  Barbara’s like “Yes, random lady, I accept you!”

*gasps when Barbara takes out the male League member who tried killing her first*

“Anyone else want a shot at the title?”  Everybody does.

“Here comes the airplane!”  *tries not to laugh*

“Got it.  Lost it.  Write it down!”  Me in school.

*giggles when Jerome looks over at Bruce still fighting and does a quick second of fake shadow boxing*

*Jerome kills Zach*  :(

“Boy billionare Bruce Wayne, my [Jerome’s] savior!  Wow, I did not see that one coming.”  *both chuckle*

“Really makes a man wonder... what the hell is wrong with you?!?”  :[

*sighs*  Ohhh dear...

*claps hands when Jim finds Jervis at the radio station*  Let’s go!

How is he doing the whole hypnotizing thing?

It was over the radio.

Yeah, I know, but what does he use to do it?

He has a ticking mechanism.

Oh.  Does he always keep that on him or what?

He always has that [pocket watch] on him.  He goes “Look into my eyes and listen.”

Wait, if they can’t look into his eyes, then-

It’s the noise.

Oooohh kay.

It’s the stimuli.

*both yell and reel back in horror when Jim shoots Jervis’s hand*

What the hell was that for?!?

OK, here’s the thing:  he [Jervis] got shot in the freaking hand!

And it’s like nothing!

I will say though, the rhyming integrated in with the dialogue is done really well!

*in unison when Selina comes to save the day*  EEEEEYYYYYY!!!

*Bruce finally knocks out the strong man*  Oooohhh.

“Selina, huh?  Well isn’t that a nice name...”  Go to hell.

*Selina pulls a gun on Jerome*  Ohhh.

“Uh, uh, uh.  She’s not that kind of girl.”  Wanna bet?

“Oh, all right!  See you crazy kids later!  Ciao!”  *both crack up*

“Ra’s chose me [Barbara] for a reason, I know it.”  Looks like he was playing you for a stooge.

“You’re all so damn weak.  That’s it.  That is why Ra’s chose me.  Because he knew I would see how pitiful you all are.  Afraid of change.”  Yeah, that’s gonna endear you to them.

*bug eyes when the lights suddenly go out and gunfire ensues*

Shhiit!

Whaaaaaat?!?

What the hell is going on?

*The midnight bells go off*  Oooohhhh...

Noooo... nooooo....

Noooo.... we’re not doing this... noooo....

*both freak out in unison when the jumpers get ready*

*both freeze when there’s absolute radio silence*

“It worked!”  *both let out a huge sigh of relief*

That was good.  That was damn good!

*both giggle when the DJ gives Jim a thumbs up*

*Jim lets out a sigh of relief*  Same.

*Jim and Harvey enter the captain’s office*  That requires... some booze!  No, I’m kidding.

I’d want some booze after that.

OK, yeah.

“You [Jim] need a drink.”  *waves hand toward screen in agreement*

“Squirrels hide nuts for the winter.  I [Harvey] got this for whenever.“  EEEEYYYYYYYY!!!

The hell is that?

BOOOOOOZZEE!

*both giggle*

That looks like scotch.

No, that’s whiskey.  Like Fireball whiskey.  See, Harvey’s the hard drinker.

Yeah.  Gordon looks like he’s getting used to it.

He’s like “It’s dull.  Whatever.” *pretends to take a shot*  It’s like Steve Rogers. 

As long as it’s alcohol.

For glory, for justice-

*in unison*  -for sweet, sweet booze!

“[Jim] You know what I [Harvey] was thinking when I jumped in that car and I was flicking through those channels?  I was thinking ‘I can do this crazy thing.  ‘Cause if it goes sideways, Jim Gordon will save me.”  *both smile*

“Feet of clay are heavy to carry around.  That’s what the whiskey’s for.”  *softly chuckles*

“There are no heroes here.”  I will clink to that!

“Got the Wayne kid on line three.  Something about Valeska.”  Oh dear.

“I’ll see you at St. Ignatius, Jim.  You can yell at me [Bruce] there.”  *softly* Hoooooooo.... hoo hoo....

“Kid in trouble again?”  “More than he can handle.”  Summary of the show.

They put a mouthguard on him [Jervis]!

At least somebody’s gotta shut him up.

*Scarecrow douses a guard with fear toxin*  AAAAYYYYYYY!!!

Scarecrow!

*Jerome in his final costume*  EEEEEYYYYY!!

“How do you like the new threads?”  I like ‘em a lot!

Those are awesome!

*gasps and points excitedly at Scarecrow’s new costume*

“We have fish to fry.  And by fish, I mean faces... or feet... ah, something fun to fry!”  *laughs*

Man, he [Jerome] looks so good.  So does Scarecrow!

I know!  Everyone looks great!

Scarecrow looks amazing!

“ALL ABOOOOAAARRDD!”  Hey look, the Joker hijacks another truck!

And that’s the end of the episode!

Man, that was awesome!

[tsuki-sennin]

Episode 46 of Kamen Rider Revice!

It's even a dedicated Jeanne episode! Because Sakura is epic! Love, love! Kov, kov!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Oh yeah, Giff is still here.

-Vice is having himself a great deal of agony. ...wow, it's... very sobering, tbh.

-Saving the world, as bros do!

-Bath Time!

-...not bath time.

-Oiii, Ikki... what the hell're you thinking?

-Oh.

-Damn, Hana's had enough.

-Yeah, she's pretty right Sakura.

-Ay yo, Tamaki?

-Oh god George, what're you doin'?

-George, Hiromicchi's beggin' you here.

-Oh shit, that's the bow Hiromi uses in the Battle Familia trailers!

-Damn...

-Y'know, Lovekov looks ready to murder someone.

-Oh hey, Kagerou.

-Oh shit, we're going into his disgusting ass stomach dimension.

-Demon Vore.

-Alright, guess we're goin'!

-...yeah, give yourself a break Sakura, you've been killing it all season so...

-Be home before dinner, lads!

-Whaddup, Mama?

-Hello Hikaru!

-Ohhhhhhhh, Tamaki Over Demons! At long last!

-He becomes Over Demons in the movie, so I'm not surprised, but I've yet to see the movie, so...

-"Go for it, you simp. Do it for me and Sakura too, yeah?"

-The answer is "Suck a fat dick, Giff.", of course.

-Vice in the hole.

-Lovekov Real.

-Yessss.... taaaalk...

-...uhhhh, well, I don't know if "bottom of their hearts" applies to Daiji and Kagerou, but

-Lovekov! About to shed her skin!

-That's Giff's weird Deadmans vagina statue, yes Vice.

-Oh epic, Aguilera. Hell yeah, I love watching you kick ass, bee lady.

-Bingo! Bingo dayo!

-Hell yeah, Tamaki! Go for it!

-Smile!

-Claud Hachijoin, you magnificent bastard.

-Beetle Man!

-Tail flynning.

-Hey, you hopped in, Tamaki!

-Ohhhhh, she speak!

-King Cobra!

-Hyper Liberal Up!

-Ah! We Are! We Are! Kamen Rider! Invincible! Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja-Jeanne!

-Ohhhhhh, girlboss time

-Ohhhhhh, insert song hell yes!

-This is

-Not quite what I expected but I kinda love it?

-The way her weird... snake tendril things attack kinda reminds me of Ex-Aid Hyper Muteki's dreadlocks. Very fitting.

-Hiromicchi got aim!

-Gifffard Stamp!

-Daaaaamn, that's spicy.

-Soooo.... did we win for real this time?

-Maybe?

-Well, it looks like we're winning!

-Hell yeah, everybody's kicking

-Humanity kicks ass.

-"There're lots of devils who love their humans! Right, Kagerou!?"

-"What no, fuck you, I hate humans!"

-Igarashi sibs, represent!

-Yeah, well you're dead Giff. We win.

-We deed it.

-...alriiiiight, what's the big issue next episode?

-Ohhhhh, that's a big line.

-Ohhhhhhhhhh, George, what're you doing?

-Oh.

-Uhhhhh... regular life, huh?

-Ohhhhhhhhh, George! Ohhhh, that ain't good!

-...what in the devil is a Juuga though?

[tsuki-sennin]

Awoooooooooooooooo! Dog fightin'! Doggo focus! And Toradragonjin, finally? Gonna be a good one.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Haha, Sixth Ranger ain't even got his own robot yet, let's make fun of him >:)

-Miho-chan and Tsuyoshi-san :D

-Awwwwwwww... :(

-Poor kid.

-And of course, Natsumi-san, being epic.

-Tsubasa do a doggy paddle.

-SHE WAS RIGHT THERE AAAAAAGH

-I know what the Hitotsuki of this episode is, it's the Juken-ki!

-I haven't really seen Gekiranger, but I was a Jungle Fury fan as a kid. My grandfather got me one of those small plastic-y balls with the series logo on it as a present, and I played with it a lot and it inspired me to take up soccer for about a year.

-Yeah my athletic career kinda peaked in elementary school... in 2008 lmao

-Constitution, constitution...

-Yeah, overstimulation be like that, I feel you.

-Dog time.

-Shouty-shoooout! ...as the subs say. That's a Jan thing, right?

-Violence

-"Shut the fuck up, I'm in agony!"

-Donbrothers-Assigned Furry.

-"Dogggggyyyyyy!"

-...so wait, do the Donbrothers just appear as their animal counterparts?

-"Ewwwwwww, talking dog!"

-Wow, these highschool girls are so mean.

-Menkai wa wata.

-Haunted by dog.

-Born to bork, forced to wan.

-"Fuck, I'm honger."

-Food thievin' dog!

-Jirou's home :)

-Hmmm... I see the analogues to Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, Sanzang... who'd Jirou's girlfriend be? Guanyin? Or would she be perhaps be Bai Long Ma, who once turned himself into a sexy lady with huge tits to try and fail to kill a demon? ...and before you ask, yeah, that really happened.

-Oh come now Jirou, you can flex! As a treat.

-Oh hey, you wanted to be a soccer player too, huh?

-Well, at least they're supportive :)

-...in a weird way.

-Ayyyyyyyyy!

-Achooooo!

-"Natsumi!"

-...dog only?

-Marketable dog plushie.

-Natsumi-san!

-...I wonder, will InuBrother's weird shuriken ever be given a name?

-This is

-A lot scarier than I expected it to be.

-OHHHHH SHIT HE'S GOING TO TSUYOSHI

-He's out.

-...Momoi Tarou.

-Aaaand, off he goes!

-...Oooooooh, she's waking up.

-Seyama.

-Literally the only Juto who's been a threat so far.

-Doggy?

-Ohhhhhhhhh, shit, Miho!

-Holy shit, she's cool.

-Ohhhhh, rain fight.

-HOLY SHIT

-Damn, girl!

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, shit, memory loss.

-OHHHHHH DOG

-Oh hey guys!

-Hey, Tsuyoshi! Uh... yeah, you all got this, the dog guy's fine!

-"SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP"

-Jirou's here!

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Tiger Guy too!

-"I need you, and you need me!"

-Oh, okay, they just have those gears now, that's fine.

-Avatar Change!

-I'm mad we never got a proper team-up battle with Live and Evil's base forms in Revice, so seeing this makes me very happy.

-I swear, it's like they're giving me literally everything I could ever want. Ironic.

-Don Robogoku!

-Robobolt!

-Yeah, this is great.

-Thank you, Tame Jirou and Feral Jirou, very cool.

-DAAAAAAAAI GATTAI!

-Thank you Romi Park, very cool.

-Oh my god, he's in a cage.

-God, it'll never not astound me how these suit actors can get so much mileage out of these bulky costumes.

-Yeah, this form is awesome.

-...don't know if I like the floppy sword though.

-"Ore wa zettai!"

-Doggy.

-:(

-Matching mugs :)

-Miho-san... Natsumi-san... what exactly is your deal, Cool Juto Lady? And will I get to see you fight more, because that'd make me very happy.

-Pochi-san...

-This is cute, but like... too immensely horrifying for me to appreciate?

-Oh

-HKJ:LHGLKLH:J WHAAT

-Oh my god, we're becoming a Son next episode.

-I think we've reached peak "what" this episode, so I think next week I'll be thinking "Oh, what a standard joke, you're slipping Inoue!" ...that is, unless we see Shinichi and Haruka come back in full force. So uhhhh, yeah!

-Avataro Sentai Donbrothers! Very good show, would recommend. But you knew that, right?

[tsuki-sennin]

DePaPre, Episode 9~! I spent all of yesterday recuperating from my Discord incident, so I couldn't make my dinner date with our Cure Pals, but breakfast is hardly a bad thing to share with friends~!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Chururin changing her content around seems pretty simple, but evidently Godatz and the Bundoru Gang .

-"I like the panda :))))"

-"Oh fuck that, noodles are what the people really need~!"

-"Yeah but pandas are epic. They do not post cringe, you will gain subscriber"

-"My family sells ramen for a living, I may have a bias!"

-This is our impasse.

-Wasn't there some other series made by Toei I was liveblogging with demon cults, human experimentation, and the horrific implication of being completely forgotten by one's own family? And another one where one of the heroes let a man die on screen because he hurt his wife?

-Not that I'm absolutely not enjoying this too, I just thought that the sheer contrast was funny. Besides, this is a nice change of pace from all

-"B r e a d"

-"Ah, y'know, I'm more of a makeup gal, last series really fit my tastes~!"

-All of these faces are simply immaculate.

-"OH GOD I NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP"

-Ran-chan ily

-Whoa, hello, new animation.

-Watching cartoons with a doggo.

-"...do I put too much of my own thoughts out there...?"

-Narcistoru...? Oh, I see they finally cast you, you beautiful hunka man.

-"Did you do the thing yet?"

-Is that a radio?

-Okay bye, Gentle~!

-That's a whole-ass octopus!

-"Champagne Glass~!"

-Don't worry, it's apple juice.

-Daaaaaaamn, I wanna eat some of that too!

-Pam Pam do a peek.

-What kinda sweet filling didja put in there, Ran?

-Oh, that's a good face.

-THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGGG

-"...girl, what?"

-"My grandmother once said... Souji, did you forget to pick up Jyuka from class?"

-Kome kome~! Feed her.

-Octopusless balls~!

-Well, they're having a nice time babysitting, at least~!

-Catch the babby.

-Oh yeah, baby. They cry. They get tired.

-Oh my god, they really are dating.

-Like, I was partially kidding about the whole OT3 thing, but they're literally fighting like an old married couple! My fucking god! These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them.

-Oh my god, are we doin' this again? Noodle Pandas.

-Gentle do a run~!

-Oh, a whole friar~! Or, frier. Friar is very different.

-"We spent way too long animating the Yum-Yum Sequence! You are seeing it in full plenty of times! We got hacked, we waited long enough, you are seeing it!"

-"Hah. I will defeat these kids because they are stupid and I am an epic, genius grown-up!"

-Oh my god, that is solid steel!

-Oh!? Amane Kasai sabotaged herself!

-OHHHHHHHHH HER EYE IS BLUE

-"Different tastes getting along makes miso more flavorful."

-"All girls are equally beautiful" also seems to be a bit of advice these three'd follow to heart, given the content of this episode lol

-The solution has presented itself.

-"Ubaaaaaaaaaaooooooow, my knees!"

-Yui can't really kick a giant block of metal, but she certainly can punch it~!

-Ran-Ran, yasss, slay! Pretty Holic goin' strong.

-Heart Bread~! Damn, that's tasty looking.

-Kome-Kome! She grows!

-She speaks!

-Soon, she'll be able to kill a man with her bare hands.

-"We can communicate now!"

-"Ohhhhh, she's so cute and tol now~!"

-"HOW THE FUCK IS THIS CHILD SO BIG"

-Ahhhh, panda with the noodles~!

-Ah, there it is. I believe that Heart Juicy Mixer thing was among the things that got leaked.

-Looking forward to the next episode~!

[tsuki-sennin]

Good afternoon, enjoyers of campy Japanese action-dramas intended for young children and their hot moms to watch on Sunday morning! Within three days, I will be 21 years old on epic weed day and likely still jobless. So uh... happy birthday to me, I suppose~!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Rafflesia Deadman~! That's a rare collectible! The only way it'd be even rarer is if it had Shiny Vileplume colors! Here's hoping the actual Vistamp doesn't smell like dump too.

-I mean, I kinda still suspect Jiko too, but you're very suspicious, Subaru-senpai.

-Go beat up big stinky, Sakura! ...and then, maybe take a chemical shower, a bubble bath, and run through a car wash. In that order.

-Ikki's having a big think.

-God, I'm getting big analogue horror vibes from these visual glitches. Does Gifu live in the Backrooms or something? Is there gonna be a Siren Head or something?

-God, I must imagine how freaky this must be to a kid. Like, the kind old

-Same dream, different outcomes.

-Ikki's footwork could use a little

-OHHHHHHH THAT'S WHAT IKKI DID

-Gurl, you ran here in that turtleneck?

-Ohhhhh, Aguilera got a gun!

-Oh great, Sakura fans are fighting.

-Ohhhhh, there he is. Vail. Yep, that's definitely Vice's dad.

-Hey, Akemi, you gonna call George or Daiji about this?

-He gave up a dream and a promise at the same time.

-Learning about the full extent of his friend's suffering

-Top form, Lovekov~!

-Oh

-She dead

-Aaaaaand, she down!

-Jiko Jigone.

-"Hey Dai-chan, it's Georgie. Your sister's getting stank. Bring a fire hose and a flamethrower."

-Ohhhhh, George, you're getting tempted.

-Aaaand, Ikki's been thrown off his game.

-God, Riders really have the worst pasts imaginable.

-Vice really is his repression.

-Oooooh, Amahiko! Creepy Counselor Callback!

-Punch that wall, Sakura!

-Man, even the small fries are like sharks now! Them demons are way too strong.

-Wow, Jiko. We could mend these bridges just like that, huh?

-Egoist.

-Go for it, Kamen Rider.

-Get up, buddy.

-We did it :)

-Good :)

-:)

-OH FUCK

-Man... I think my theory about Subaru influencing Vice in more ways than just his voice was completely right.

-That was a horrible idea, man. I guess it kinda worked?

-You'd never see a fictionalized celebrity do this on American airwaves. Especially when they're playing themselves.

-Oh, Jiko's okay! That's great!

-Time to prune that flower.

-And a pickup game later today :)

-Heroes always show up late.

-Sorry for the wait~!

-Ohhhh, that shot is cinema. ...or uh, it kinda looks like an online greeting card, but hey!

-Oh yeah, Thunder Gale Holy Wing Combo~!

-Mmmmm, so hype.

-Ohhhhhhhhh, fuck yeah! They're using the Rolling Vistamp!

-Ikki ni ikuze~!

-FUUUUUUUCK YES BEST FINISHER SO FAR

-This show, man.

-Ooooooh, hoohoo~! Miku Ito and Ryo Horikawa~! Veterans meeting a new guy~! You're a lucky duck, Koji-kun~! That's Miku Nakano and Kokoro Tsurumaki! That's Captain Falcon and Vegeta!

-Let's play :)

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Ikki noticed.

-And Vice knows why.

-Yeah, this is pretty fucked.

-OHhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Aguilera episode next time!

-Ohhhhh nooooooo, we fightin', we fightin' big time.