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Rule 0: I will accept a Muppets adaptation of any piece of media. No questions.

Are you bored out there? Fuck it. Reply with any piece of media and I’ll try and envision a scene from it as adapted by the Muppets.

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🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

From RWBY

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At work recently a customer came up to me warning me that their colostomy bag was coming loose. That’s how I realised shit was about to go down.

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I went to a Japanese restaurant that it turned out was closing today. So I drew them a little thank you.

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I played Sally Face recently. It was fun. You should go watch.

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See this on Twitter, and omg it's so true. I think Winter don't even had a partner, but still the best in love tips

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Shadowheart thinks she’s so edgy and mysterious but deep down inside she is all about the dad jokes.

Bonus:

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Trust

Jaune: *Sitting with an apple on his head*

Jaune: I trust my girlfriend. I trust my girlfriend. I trust my girlfriend. I-

Ruby: *Proceeds to snipe the apple off Jaune's head from a literal mile away*

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kitty

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I’m known for biting off way more than I can chew and then giving up part or most of the way in. I once tried to build a 1:1 scale USS Enterprise, the 2009 version that would clock in at 800 odd blocks long and I had the saucer done pretty good before I lost the world.

I want to try animating something. It’s just drawing a few more times over right? And I’m just going to basically be tracing over an existing video, it’ll be a good exercise, right?

IT TOOK ME FORTY FIVE MINUTES TO JUST IMPORT THE GODDAMN BASE VIDEO I AM GODDAMN USELSS

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Yang:Weiss, not going off of real experience, what flavor would you associate with Jaune?

Weiss:*squints*…

Yang:What!? It wasn’t a diss! It’s the truth! You objectively know what he tastes like!

Weiss:You could’ve phrased your question differently.

Yang:Why are you upset at me that you have blown the man in question!? I wouldn’t have to clarify this with anyone else!

Weiss:*looks past Yang*

Ruby:*looks the other way*

Weiss:One of these days I’m gonna have the best laugh of my laugh at your expense.

Yang:That sounds like a threat.

Weiss:It is a guarantee. Also, almond joy.

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What a relief no one else wakes up during that one Durge cutscene, huh?

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Have you ever read something where like, you know the author is trying to describe something specific but either as a result of them or the narrator not knowing they don’t tell you what it is? So unless you have a very well preconceived idea of it you don’t have a hope?

Say, for instance, you have “metal strap”, “tightening mechanism” and “cuts off with a bolt cutters”. What the hell am I imaging here?

Today, I noticed this worm drive clamp holding a stop sign up to a post at work.

Now it makes sense.

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He answered the question. You can't prove him to be wrong without getting his X-rays and there are going to be so many HIPAA problems with that.

Do shards of cranium count as individual bones if they're lodged unextractably in the brain?

Packerton: Can anyone tell me how many bones are in their body? Yes, Sal?

Sal: 2147.

P: ...thank you, Sal. Perhaps someone who hasn't been on the receiving end of a buckshot facial?

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My favourite part of this is Sunset in the back with a box of donuts like that bit in Community.

this was funnier in my head

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cunting season 🐎