#Oh Adam why couldn’t you just stick to baking delicious goodies and channel your rage into a cookbook

[reddenedroses]

In 2011, Adam Lanza (Under his SBB username, “Smiggles”) uploaded this cookie recipe onto his account. Here is the exact transcript:

“Oatmeal Berry Chipnut Cookies!

Smigglestyle!

Mix:

3 cup oats (The smaller and powderier the better)

1 cup flour (I’m partial to wheat)

1/2 cup water (Adding slightly more later on might help)

3/4 cup peanut butter (Not too liquid, not too solid. Juuust right!)

1/2 cup turbinado-style sugar (The larger the granules the better!)

1 teaspoon cinnamon (Ginger sucks)

1/2 teaspoon salt (Fuck anticaking agents)

1/2 cup dried cranberries (The smoother the better)

1/2 cup dried blueberries (The juicer the better)

1/2 cup milk-free chocolate chips (About a cubic centimetre per chip. Mingled units adds a flair of fun!)

Greased cookie trays are for commies.

Bake them for however long you want. Or not at all. They don’t have any meat in them, after all!”