#Oh. Also her mouse disconnects sometimes... I forgive her even though it messes me every time

[hair-dice]

Kissing my laptop whenever she stalls for a few moments to load something. Take your time, baby. Drifting my thumb gently across her keys when she bugs out, blacking out all my tabs. That's okay, sweetheart.

She loses internet connection a lot. I tell her that it's okay. She's trying her best. Mindlessly running my fingers in her cooling fan, that she has to be attached to otherwise she'd overheat too much. I don't mind, it gives her more to hug.

Kiss your computer. They try their best, and I promise they appreciate it. (Just be sure to wipe off the smudges.)