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Mera: I heard Indus scream "NOOOOOOO!" from across the house, ran to see if he was okay, then discovered him watching that video of the raccoon who tries to "wash" his cotton candy and then appears visibly upset when it dissolves in the water.

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Molly: Trixie stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. Trixie: I got a full house and four people died.

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Mera: Are you inside the ceiling, Indus? Indus, from inside the ceiling: ...no.

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Zora: Remember, bird watching goes both ways. Ramsey: That's vaguely threatening, thank you.

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Molly: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead. Sylvester: What does coral even get stressed about? Giovanni: Current events. Sylvester: Get out.

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Percival: Hey Zora, I've got an idea on how to fix this. Zora, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? Percival: Wh- no! That's not the idea, Zora!

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Mera: It's called cauliflower, not "ghost broccoli". Indus: *staring blankly at the ground, wide-eyed* I know what I saw.

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Giovanni: *being arrested* Giovanni upon seeing the cop car, about to be put in the back: Shotgun! Giovanni: Just kidding, I don't have one.

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Percival: Scenario: you pull a car over for speeding; you find out it's your father. How do you handle the situation? Ramsey: Well, first I'd be like, "Dad? You're alive? What the hell?"

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Phoenica: Isn't it amazing what siblings learn from each other? Trixie: I learn a lot from Giovanni because he makes so many mistakes.

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Giovanni: Look, I think it's only fair that I warn you I'm practiced in the ancient art of...origami. Mera: Paper folding? Giovanni: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.

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Giovanni: What have I told you about staying out past your curfew? Molly: That I need to do it more often...

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Percy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, CAN you? Percy: Yes, and might I add that colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language, and since you and the rest of our present company perfectly understand my intended meaning, being particular about the distinction between “can” and “may” is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious.

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Zora: I know who you are.

Giovanni: Yeah, I know who I am too, so what?

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Zora: This is how you hold a knife when you're whittling. Giovanni: Ooh! Can I tr- Zora: And this is how you hold a knife when you need to kill a man.

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Percy: Do you know how many times Zora has started a fire? Ramsey: I don't know...many...? Percy: Eighteen. Zora: Seventeen! Percy: What about this one? Zora: Oh, yeah. Eighteen if you count this one.

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Ben: I'm sort of a chicken magnet. Giovanni: Don't you mean "chick magnet"? *ominous clucking in the distance* Ben: We need to leave NOW.