#On a scale of 1 to STFU how obvious is it that i consider aubreys 'natalie dormer smirk' canon

[crewofthegoldrush]

this town's our canvas, baby

Rating: T / PG-13

Campaign Setting: Modern AU of an Eberron setting

Summary:

"Why not shoot me a text?"

"I only have five minutes and barely a finger free, let alone a whole hand. It's quicker to say 'call Montgomery'."

"Montgomery? You don't have a nickname for me in your phone?"

"No," she says like it was obvious, and Monty can hear the sound of Aubrey's heels stopping abruptly. "Why? What's my name in your phone?"

[this town's our canvas, baby - let's paint it red tonight]

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back at it again with another AU no one asked for 

most PCs and core NPCs have cameos in this and honestly I think their use here is pretty funny, I hope their antics get a laugh now and then. It is my biggest regret that I didn't give Ellie, our resident Angus McDonald character, more spotlight in fool's gold so I hope I've made up for it here

minor content warning for womanizer & fantasy racist boss behavior