#PARAMOUNT STOP CANCELING THE FUCKING MOVIE OH MY GOD

[parapsychoiogy]

i know beyond was a good movie as any to put AOS on pause but if i dont get a forth movie in the next few years im going to start smashing things

[asterdeer]

okay. i’m about to do it. i’m gonna watch the af movie before i promptly discontinue my d+ subscription. liveblog below in a readmore.

how could i dread something this much, i had to stop twice just during the disney castle song

unfortunately the fowl manor looks almost exactly how i pictured it as a child

literally cannot look at josh gad without remembering how thirsty a certain subset of this fandom was for his mulch diggums. i am torn equally between “what is UP with you are yall OKAY” and “i can see it” which is the bi burden

the what?? the oculus?? the WEAPON?????

this script and direction is so shit 

this isn’t how mulch diggums's dialogue goes (but uhhhh that deep raspy voice can kinda get it but w/e it’s fine)

THE NERVE OF THEM TO INTRODUCE ARTEMIS FOWL ABOUT TO GO SURFING. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE BLUE FUCK. THIS IS NOT A SURFING CHILD. ARTEMIS BARELY KNOWS WHAT THE SUN IS. ARTEMIS FOWL II DOES NOT GO IN THE SUN MUCH LESS THE SAND OR THE WATER. YOU CAN’T WEAR TAILORED SUITS IN THE SAND OR THE WATER. I’M SO ANGRY. THE WORST POSSIBLE DECISION. I HATE THIS SO MUCH.

voice over >.>>>>

ferdia shaw is precious and has the Look and he will get no hate from me. just a kid doing his best with a shitty script and direction.

THEY FUCKING KILLED ANGELINE??????? FUCK YOU

oh sure. artemis fowl i was barely necessary in the first book, just an absence in the household, while angeline was actually present and an active influence on artemis (in a certain extent) but noooooooooooooooooooooooo we need to pump up af the first and fridge angeline because we’re disney and life’s a fucking nightmare

i feel like this child therapist is terrible and bad and that was obvious from the fact that his therapy room has glass walls into his waiting room. what the actual very fuck.

hoverboard and fucking jeans i’m just---------

“BEING AT HOME WITH HIS DAD” I HATE THIS LITERALLY SO MUCH

at 8 minutes 33 seconds i’m this close to quitting. i can’t bear this. this is fucking horrendous.

fuck this movie and its insistence on making af the first a good dad and erasing butler’s paramount importance in artemis’s life

“what i really want...............is to believe in you” god poor ferdia couldn’t keep from looking embarrassed to have delivered that line. this is so disgusting who wrote this script

WHERE THE HELL IS DOMOVOI BUTLER. WHERE IS HE. I WANT TO SEE HIM.

ferdia shaw looks like he’ll grow up to play claudio in a much ado adaptation one day.

“you could call him dom, domovoi"--NO!! NO YOU FUCKING COULDN’T YOU WASTRELS YOU BUFFOONS THAT IS FALSE

“where is he, dom” oh i hate this so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much

“he’s not a criminal! he’s my dad!” shut the FUCK up scriptwriters i hate this so much. i mean. at what point do i stop watching? at what point is it pointless? it’s not artemis fowl. it’s not even bad fanfic. it’s a different story with a different main character and it’s all worse. like............why keep watching if it’s just a movie that’s not artemis fowl but which i know very well?

this is not a liveblog because i quit 20 minutes in. i can’t muster up the energy and i have better things to do than watch artemis get handed all of fairy lore on a silver platter instead of him figuring it all out himself. i hate it! it’s bad. its real real bad. i hate it. it’s cursed and not in a fun funky fresh way. anyway. liveblog over. disney+ subscription canceled.

[anonil88]

Grammys liveblog part 2

Trevor is not wrong at all that even if you don't win best new artist you can have an amazing career. I.E. the rocket man himself.

Ayyy Lizzo! Let Lizzo curse. I love that Megan is down to earth to laugh at her friend for that.

Best new artist is???????

AYYYY MEGAN SIS HAVING A DAMN PANIC ATTACK.

Aw Doja hype for her friend.

I know Megan's momma is so proud of her even though she can't be with her.

I love that the cars loud as hell in LA but I'm glad that they did this safely in the open air.

We getting short films for each artist too? Oh Grammys really said we are gonna work with small artist and creators as an apology for all the snubs over the years. It isn't enough but it is nice to see.

These live performances are a bit more intimate like talk show performances. I wonder who is working on this from any one of the many late night shows production rooms. Probably someone from SNL.

The lead singer from the Black Pumas is so fine. His skin, perfect. His voice, perfect.

HE IS SINGING WITH A RETAINER. A RETAINER.

Instead of talking about Taylor swift and getting the swiftness mad, I am so hype for the new Spirit movie.

I guess I'm getting paramount plus to see these short films and watch Clarice. Y'all sold me on it.

I hate da baby's merch.

Him, YG, Lil Nas X, Playboi Carti, and Uzi Vert all are the definition of Rockstars and Popstars that happen to be rappers.

He is choir directing these old white people 🤣🤣🤣

Husband time, Benito and his space buns.

Puerto-rican Princess Amadala.

I really really like Dua Lipa's music and her aesthetic change. Her voice has a really nice sense of character with the rasp and tone. This album was so good I bought it on Vinyl (its sold out now). Her stylist is doing gods work out here and picking some amazing looks for her like this outfit is gorgeous. BUT I love how everyone who likes her looked at her during this pandemic like:

She was hopping and bopping her ass around the world like we aren't in a pandemic. She was traveling as if her world tour wasn't cancelled.

A 3rd outfit change? Another song? She still can't dance though haha.

The set is gorgeous. Yea you should have listened to your own lyrics sis, "Don't go out." 😒

Our first pre-recorded performance, it looks like it but its probably them doing live edits and pulling out the 70s production stops.

I am not a huge fan of this song but I am excited for this Silk Sonic collab project and the rest of the songs on the album. It just feels very Bruno Mars forward and Anderson is less of a front man.

Ooo this dual split looks super cool.

Yea I think that was pre-recorded.

I feel so bad for so many small venues man, one of the ones near me closed and another almost closed. Artist could always hold live virtual performances at these spaces so they get some life in them.

You see how all the country nominees are women. 😊😊😊

Yes Miranda get that grammy girl.

Ah so some people are on Zoom calls.

Here comes T.Swift, Now this is most definitely a set in their little concert space.

I'm really dissapointed in her response to her fanbase turning into a racist mob over misplaced outrage and I'm not even a fan of hers.

All of your teen favorites will experience non hurtful but light jokes as long as people make TV and movies. Especially since a lot of the writers are/were fans on the level of fanboy/fangirl behavior.

This set is gorgeous though.

Congrats tall British man, did he curse? Anyways I hate this boa with this outfit but I know this specific one is his staple boa.

Here comes the tribute, r.i.p Bill Withers.

Silk City, Anderson and Bruno, is a great choice for Little Richard's tribute.

God it is wild how much Bruno looks like Little Richard.

This piano player is fucking this piano up.

So many musicians and bts people passed this year. This virus just took a battle axe to the entire senior generation of artists. Some of them from it and others just shit circumstance. I hope and pray no one gets sick of these performers, I know some have been vaccinated.

R.I.P beautiful SOPHIE.

Over 1000 artists freaking insane.

Ay Brandi Carlile, she got one Grammy this afternoon.

Britney Howard Chris Martin, and this band are 🤌🤌🤌.

How sad.

Commercial break: lil nas x needs to show off his hat collection. Also I break this reaction up into 3-4 parts because this show doesn't end until 11:30 and Tumblr only allows a certain about of gifs each post.

Me looking at Canva AD talking about being a professional tool, which it is, but as a designer I'm like

Congrats to the first Black women nominated in this country category and her song is country but super pro Black. I know some of these country fans aren't happy about this, but maybe if they all are pushed out of the country concerts I will finally go see some of my fav country artists live.

The red carpet leads them inside and outside just like I'm about to head into part 3 of this liveblog and get dessert during this country section.