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andragoras-in-vanity · 5 months ago

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i think im about to get to watch my government shut off the americans power and like....this whole situation is stupid and dangerous but its also just so fucking funny.

put tariff on us? okay we'll stop selling american beer and also new york and Pennsylvania can deal with the dark

#my premiere is fucking incompetent but he isnt dangerous therefore its funny as hell those were his firs ttwo solutions #again the us is the one whos going to suffer for the tariffs #we grow your crops because youre get recalled so often theyre basically inedible #simple solution is we just distrubute across canada instead of importing back from yall #other than desert crops and like ...specialty things we dont need yall as much as you need us #and it pisses me off some of pur premieres are too stupid to realize that #like the solution really is just that simple #we stop helping the us and look after ourselves and other allies and were gucci while the americans burn #not that most of yall deserve to #but still canada shout not be panicking the way some of us are we dont need the us to support us with their mediocre pay anyway #also ALL YOUR OIL COMES FROM OUR COUNTRY #PLEASE LET THIS RELATIONSHIP CRUMBLE JUST ENOUGH THAT THE RIGS ARE ABANDONED AND PIPELINES DOWN SOUTH ARE CANCELLED #WE DONT NEED THE US BUT THE US SURE AS FUCK NEEDS US STOP FREAKING OUT

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