#Papa's games are literally sm fun

[telekinetycznymieczoman]

I made Bi Han in papa's hot doggeria for shits and giggles

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers as pokemon types

OOOOH THIS IS PERFECT FOR MY POKEMON LOVING ASS. requested by @imjusthereforideasagain !! thank you sm for requesting <3

leo: psychic and normal type!! not implying its the reason for his skills, rather the way he hyperfixates on football reminds me a some psychic types. mans is using calm mind 24/7. also normal type, cause i feel like he rlly is Some Guy. hes OBJECTIVELY the goat n has more God given talent in a strand of hair than i do in my entire body, but hes also a dude you bump into at publix while in line for a pub sub.

ney: electric type!!! now if you play/watch pokemon you know pretty much everyone who trains a certain type kinda has a similar personality. ney definitely gives electric type. hes always "!!!" what can i say his personality is jus,,, electric ;))

jordan: hendos a fire type!! as captain he has to inspire his team n be their guiding light in a way,,, n also use will o wisp to burn em when they get outta hand.

virgil: ice and steel type!!! ice cause hes as calm (and cool) as you like. however ice is literally the WORST type in the game defensively, n that aint virgil at all. hes the goat of defenders, an abolute wall. a STEEL wall you could say. like literally there are eighteen types in the game n steel resists ELEVEN of em. i realize this leaves him quad weak to fighting n fire but IGNORE THAT.

luis: the mans a dark type. i love this lil blorbo but the man can play DIRTY. n the dark type is all abt using underhanded tactics to win (its actually called the evil type in the original translation lmao), with literally every move having some secondary effect. and how can i forget: bite is a dark type move (for some reason).

andy: a water type!!! like water takes the shape of its container, man can ADAPT. waters also the most abundant type in the game and has been paired with literally every other type. jus like how andy is friends w every one of his teammates!!

trent: grass type!! now what does trent do (well,,, besides defend). he ASSISTS. he DELIVERS. grass is an AMAZING supportive type, w moves like stun spore, grassy terrain, n how could i forget LEECH SEED??? not to mention cotton guard which literally raises your defense by THREE stages instead a two which is more than any other defense boosting move in the game.

sergio: he is a fighting type. what,,, what more do you want me to say. jus ask mo salah (sorry luv). hes kinda like if you skill swapped gallade to give it the contraty ability n used close combat, where instead of a defense DROP it jus,,, gets better every time.

milly: a rock type!!! hes become quite formidable over the years, n this is way overthinking but it could also parallel how rock type gym leaders tend to be the first you face in the game as theyre meant to show new trainers the ropes, jus like how milly does w the younger players of lfc!! also PLS gimme credit for holding back n not going w the "milly is boring" joke n making him a normal type. cause i did think abt it.

klopp: ok papas a GHOST TYPE. fun fact this is my favorite type in the game n the best in my opinion. anyway. klopp is so intelligent he feels like an old soul, passing on old ass wisdom. he works subtly, like how gengar sneaks around in the shadows before you actually see it. this MIIIIIGHT be (most definitely is) based off @liverpoolfanfiction 's AMAZING supernatural au now that i think abt it.

alisson: a fairy n steel type!!! he is jus,,, THE sweetest, how could i not slap the fairy typing on him. hes the kinda guy who knows his friends are upset based on lil tiny cues, like how the hatterene line detects strong emotions. n hes a steel type for the same reason virgil is. the most defensive type in the game!! resists more than half the fuckin types!! no ones getting through our keeper!!!

[liliansun]

day 21/365 of haechan <3 ignoring the thing that happened with santa monica (my yesterday) because it's really that damaging to my parasocial relationship with the love of my life..

here's day 21! (help! i'm running out of ideas)

since i watched a cute little compilation of nct loving on haechan - i thought i'd write about my favourite moments or like cute things to do with their relationship or something. (psa : i just think it's best not to include a particular member so he's not included...!) (this is also by memory otherwise we'll be here all day)

127 Version!

taeil - sun & moon. the friendship test. i love when they're all in their PJs and haechan thinks they don't need blankets when they can cuddle. i think haechan is VERY attached to taeil and tends to look after him often. and i think taeil lets haechan get away with A LOT. taeil makes haechan laugh like hehehehe alot.

johnny - johnny's like his pāpā. papa bear. i don't know seeing johnny take haechan's side and/or always looking out for him, i don't know it makes me feel gooey. for both of them. the fact that they both drank through wine bottles together. johnny is always the one enjoying haechan's jokes. consistently. AH my favourite moment is when they were in that school and couldn't laugh and that was literally ALL they did.

taeyong - (early era : limitless?) taeyong and haechan were roommates and they were like 'how is rooming with taeyong? and haechan answered like a robot 'i.like.it.I.am.happy.everyday....' or when taeyong is touching him and haechan's basically screaming in doyoung's ear. let's not forget the ty track saga - sm rookies interview legendary moment! i also think taeyong tends to watch out for haechan a lot and is always buying him clothes (idk about now but in the past - all the time)

yuta - he teases haechan a lot you know! hahaha it's cute. but like yuta has a really sparkly gaze and smile - we all know this - but like when haechan is really putting it on - like the whole works - boba eyes? check, pouty lips? check, grabby hands? double check. yuta gets this little smile and i think about it a lot. i think my favourite moments is the 'one bite' ice cream situation (haechan getting teased again and his scary eyes came out) and the 'watashiwa donghyuck kun' made me fall into bits. let's be honest, if haechan didn't receive the treatment he receives from ten, yuta and dream, he'd be completely spoilt.

doyoung - haechan's favourite victim. tbh countless moments i could list off here. COUNTLESS. the never winning an argument. the 'i'm on haechan's team.' 'you shouldn't have haechan as enemy.' one of my favourite pairs. but i think he's someone very precious to haechan otherwise he wouldn't be teasing him constantly. boy teasing doyoung so much, i'm glad he hasn't cried at any point. i won't name any moments because then we'd be here all day, but you get the point.

jaehyun - WHEN HAECHAN MAKES THIS MAN LAUGH. MY FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD. when jaehyun called haechan for food and haechan sipped at a 'straw' that wasn't at all a straw. i think they can have a lot of fun together. jaehyun's like taeil - has some severe patience. i also think jaehyun's the type to let haechan be haechan and just roll with it. haechan's go-to is also sitting in jaehyun's lap -e.g (isac when haechan is wearing a suit) and (NCT World).

jungwoo - the LAUGHS THAT JUNGWOO MAKES HAECHAN DO. some of my favourite laughs of his. two equally-as-weird-equally-as-handsome friends. AH my favourite moment ever is when they're playing the 'i love you' game and haechan looks at jungwoo once and already is battling the whole sea, earth, and the space continuum to hold that laugh in. i also think that these two tend to have the more serious talks with each other? it's just a feeling.

mark - ....OOP here it is. Haechan's soulmate. The person that taught Mark to be angry. The person that fuels Haechan's teasing the most. Such a legendary pair. And like Doyoung - there's heaps of moments. There's the legendary handshake too. But I feel like it's important to mention the time they've spent together - from pre-debut when they were barely prepubescent and now adulting together. it's been at least a decade by now... they're in 2 fixed groups together...everywhere. anytime. it's spent primarily with each other. so when haechan or mark isn't there, the other is a little out of sorts (not too much but there's some frazzle). and they're both so serious when it comes to their performance. i think that they keep the other in check.

so i almost just wrote the whole group in one but i've edited it and now it'll be by group because i'm struggle to construct full sentences and i've been at this for hours.

when she does things like this for you that literally take her HOURS >>>>>>>> (real love)

No bc I read all this w the biggest smile on my face 🤭🤭

[shoyoist]

MMM I RLLY LIKE BLADE, JING YUAN N KAFKA <33 bronya too she’s beautiful WAAAAHAAAA i’m hyperfixating on both blue lock n honkai star rail WWWWOWOO i’m so happyyyyhh

ALSO ALSO papa sae papa sae papa sae gives his princesses piggy back rides or lets them go on his shoulder and carries them around <33 he’s such a natural and a good papa it makes me wanna make out w him all night long forealsies

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ANSWERING THIS SO LATE FORGIVE ME :( but oh my god bronya is one of my fav characters out of all hoyo's games she's so perfect to me 💓 silver wolf being an expy of one of hi3 bronya's other forms makes it sm better too bec we have two whole bronyas in the same universe in hsr <3 i love all the hsr characters SM but i haven't really picked a fav yet... i'm waiting for fu hua (or hua, marshal of the cloud knights in hsr) to make an appearance because she's one of my faves in hi3 <33 i hope they do her justice!

&& papa sae is so househusband to me except that he's a professional footballer alongside it — he's exactly the type to be carrying his little girl at his hip while stirring a pot of something yummy he's making for dinner, or while he's browsing aisles at the grocery.

he carries the youngest one around like that and his other kids will be running around his legs, giggling and squealing and making too much noise for him to be able to focus so he clicks his tongue disapprovingly like “pipe down girls, help papa get this done, will you?” and they're all so eager to assist him omg because they love doing anything with their dad! he's not even playful or anything, he's quite firm actually— but they have so much fun doing literally anything with him around. he really is such a natural and it's SO SO cute and heartwarming to see <33

[dearsnow]

omg ur headcanons for dylan was literally so cute, can i request boyfriend headcanons for nick please? thank u sm!!

NICK BOYFRIEND HEADCANONS

- more fluff headcanons!! requests are still open ;)

a/n - thank you for requesting :D i hope this is what you’re looking for <3 and sorry i clown on him a bit T-T he's fun to make headcanons for

- Nick is absolutely infatuated with you and it shows in how he takes interest in your hobbies. He might not be good at them, but he’ll try his best for you.

- he’s a sucker for hiking dates and really anything to do with the outdoors, but he is horrified by centipedes. Whenever he sees them he jumps and stumbles back a few paces, grabbing onto your arm for stability

- literally the most caring man on planet earth. When you’re sick he’ll drop almost everything to take care of you. He is a bit worried about catching your illness though

- he's surprisingly jumpy and screams like a little girl whenever you shock him, meaning surprise parties are always fun. However, he will ignore you if you do it too much, so use your power sparingly

- he might seem like the typical quiet sleeper, and he is for the most part, but sometimes you wake up and he's half hanging off the bed snoring like a lawnmower

- he genuinely despises any man that gets within six feet of you. He is passive aggressive in the worst way, so you always know when he's jealous

- he adores baby animals and will send you each and every baby animal video he ever sees

- Nick spends FOREVER getting ready. Thirty minutes trying on clothes, an hour freshening up, an hour to prepare food and eat, and another thirty minutes dedicated solely to his hair. You have to beg him to leave the house before he even steps foot outside. You're honestly surprised at this habit because he seems like the type of guy who could roll out of bed and be fresh as a daisy

- he's a total video game tryhard and never just lets you win. He also shoves his victories in your face the minute you get one up on him. He's a hell of a sore loser

- he says the most foul jokes when you're least expecting it. It goes from "who's the hottest in the room? You, of course!" to "what is Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner ;)" in two seconds flat

- his main love language is touch even though he dabbles in everything else from time to time. He loves the subtleties of holding hands, a kiss on the cheek, and cuddling while watching a movie

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!!

[dilfbatman]

can we talk about how percy is like a kid magnet because hes such a fun person and kids just love him right away and like estelle has a bday party or something and then an hour in there are 7 kindergarteners following him around the house and sally is like "what did you do???" and he's like "idk? i told a joke i guess?"

AHHHHH THIS IS MY EVERYTHING

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- percy is literally the best with children, he is someone who they can joke with and play with and he just has that innate goodness that kids are so drawn to! everyone loves uncle cici more than anything (a kid called percy cici once and it stuck)

- he lets kids crawl up on him like a tree bc he has a plate of cake held above his head and all anyone can hear is giggles and screeching and percy is both having the time of his life and slightly Terrified bc these kids have no sense of boundaries and YES a kid did indeed kick his shin so he’d drop the cake and fun fact: he did drop it and sally made him clean it up and he did so begrudgingly (not before some kids tried eating it tho let’s be real)

- you ever see a mama duck and there’s lil duckies following her? yeah that’s percy & every child at the party

- another reason the kids love him is because he also plays games WITH the kids and they’re all trying to get cici’s attention because HELLO he’s the coolest big brother in the world! and estelle you’re so lucky your bro is so funny and cool & your mama is even cooler

- he’s a true papa bear and is silently making sure that everyone is safe and is having fun and if he senses even a little bit that a lil kid is feeling left out or is feeling funny then he swoops them up in his arms and says to everyone that they should all play a game and everyone is like! YES WE WANNA PLAY A GAME and the kid who’s in his arms is smiling super big and they feel like the coolest kid in the world

- also catch percy putting on estelle’s favorite movies: moana, tangled, anastasia, & robin hood <3 everyone’s eating pizza, drinking homemade blue lemonade and blue cupcakes/cookies that percy & sally made for the party, and everyone’s stuffing their face with cake (especially percy let’s be real he’s a voracious eater)

- afterwards percy takes the kids to the park and they have a super fun game of throwing water balloons at e/o and everyone’s running around and laughing and he feels a sudden burst of love for his sister and mother and just for humanity in general bc he’s thinking about all the little things he’s grateful for and then lil baby estelle smiles at him and she’s drenched in water and laughing and he’s about to cry bc he’s so full of love and happiness

- it’s towards the end of the party and no one wants to leave bc they wanna stay at miss. sally’s house! estelle is the best friend to have and percy is the coolest person they’ve ever seen & percy being the Softest person makes everyone little goodie bags for them to take home and gives them all a very generous slice of cake to take home and they all hug sally, estelle, & him goodbye and it’s unbelievably sweet and soft :’)

PLEASE! kids love percy and percy loves kids <3 AHHH i love him sm :’)