#Patrick Sell

[natteryaktoad]

Patrick & Jenny Sell, Day 86, Part 7

Pop!

Patrick: Hello little one! I'm your daddy and I'm going to look after you and your mummy real good.

Jenny: Starting with food?

Patrick: On it!

Jenny: Hey Natasha... yeah, we're both good thanks.

Patrick: Babe? I'll make some soup - come down when you're ready.

Jenny: What's all this?

Patrick: Vegetables. Nutrients for the baby.

Jenny: Ugh, I'd rather have ice cream... sorry, you made this, that was rude.

Patrick: It's alright. You give this a go and I'll find some ice cream for after. Calcium'll be good for the baby too.

Jenny: I want to woohoo in the closet.

Patrick: Jen-

Jenny: Don't argue with the horny pregnant lady, babe.

Patrick: I don't want to hurt the baby-

Jenny: How could you? Some might say it's safer upright because there's no chance of you putting pressure on my belly. C'mon!

(Patrick's not really complaining that pregnany's making Jenny so horny).

Jenny: Hey Daisy... do you think she can tell I'm pregnant?

Patrick: Maybe. My mum swears our old dog Lego knew she was pregant with my brother even before she did because he was super protective of her and barely left her side.

[awesometothe3rd]

Patrick Nash, being captain of the Eliza Scarlet fan club.

[horseshoemybeloved]

They are so McDonald’s toy coded

[stiinken]

His name is Catrick Bateman. He's 27 years old. He believes in taking care of himself with a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine...

Double sided charm coming this fall mayhaps? 👀

[badnewswhatsleft]

09 "the take over, the breaks over" mv - commentary (full band)

[rejoiceandfalltoyourknees]

Hello hi…

It’s been about a year since I’ve been active and I’m back bc. I’m selling parts of my Big Fall Out Boy collection :0

This one.

Dm me with any questions/ for more information;0

[pixelatedquarter]

Tomorrow Patrick will wave Pete off the stage, bitch about him leaving, tell the story about how he designed the stage and then told him he should have A Moment, turn to the crowd and pull a paper while yelling "I HAVE A LIST. You can NOT look at this list because there's gonna be songs we play for 8 ball, but here's a list of all the songs we have yet to debut live. Let's get to 100% this is a speedrun!" and proceed to medley almost everything they have left, except when he interrupts himself with "Hm, actually I feel like playing this now instead" and interrupts his speedrun to play bits of like Love Selfish Love or Have I Got A Gift For You or some cover about cheating or because it's Prince's hometown or because he Just. Felt. Like. It.

[eevalorraine]

Happy #StPatricksDay2024! In between your partying, why don't you check out my new St. Patty's bundle - it drops today at noon😘💚🍀

[alonetogether]

if i was to sell the test batch of the stickers i designed that only include p2 would anyone buy em uhm they look like this

[natteryaktoad]

Patrick & Jenny Sell, Day 86, Part 6

Jenny: What have you been doing to get to smelly, Daisy girl? You smell like smoke...

Patrick: Opperation baby?

Jenny: Yeah... hold that thought!

Jenny: Bleugh!

Patrick: Are you okay?

Jenny: Yeah. Can you get me a pregnancy test?

Patrick: For real?

Jenny: Well, I've just thrown up and I'm pretty sure it's not the spaghetti or you'd be ill too.

Patrick: I have tests upstairs.

Jenny: Tests? Plural?

Patrick: I got a bit excited last time I was at the pharmacy...

Jenny: Positive! We're having a baby!

Patrick: Oh my goodness! What do we do? What do you need? Food? Backrubs? A bubble bath?

Jenny: You to take me upstairs and woohoo my brains out?

Patrick: Um...

Jenny: Don't argue with a horny pregnant lady, Patrick.

[newdejavuu]

it’s gonna get better. its gonna work out.

patrick, do you see? it did.

[futazolam]

I did another fake vinyl design based on my srar art and the cool thing is this kind of material! can change its color from a milky white color to red! when absorbing the sunlight!

[dogwittaablog]

I want nolie to post a day in the life, just to narrate whatever the fuck his unemployed ass does all say

All accompanied by being filmed in shitty angles, shaky camera work and muffled audio paired with his mumbling 😃

[mmdesolate]

Me, 12 years old, a couple months before transitioning

[fate-motif]

it boggles the fucking mind that foster was not more central to the plot of the red door fr

like. renai and josh made the decision to wipe josh and dalton’s minds to try and lock the further out of their lives. the consequences of that decision is a decent story. but what about the consequences of not having included foster? that boy remembers his father trying to kill them both, he had night terrors about it and everything, and his mother told him it was all in his head. remind me why dalton is the one with the complicated relationship with josh again? 

the next lambert family movie better make foster and calli absolutely crucial because a. foster would never again trust renai that is non negotiable and b. calli is a traveler too i have evidence and i’ll fight leigh whannell for the rights to his property

[juneboat]

i genuinely wonder if someone could EVER successfully sell me on patrieumi