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batcavescolony · 7 months

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So their is so sO SO much wrong with the Lightning thief movie But I think my two favorite things that don't make sense are

1) apparently Percy's name is just 'Percy' because he needed help to name a third demigod and he had to look at the Greek to get the name 'Perseus'

2) for some reason their are Thirteen thrones on Olympus. It's goes (right to left) Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hera (a decision to put her here of all places), Hermes, Aphrodite, Poseidon, Zeus (at the head), Athena, Ares, Demeter, Apollo, Artemis, EMPTY THRONE! Why 13? For Hestia? But she doesn't have a throne she gave it up. For Hades? He also doesn't have one on Olympus!

#plus they really tell us everything. their is no showing. its all spelled out! we get shown Percy's dyslexia then hes gotta tell us #he has dyslexia and adhd. we get told the name and description of every god or monster as that shows up #damn have they never heard of show dont tell? and then they show moments and five seconds later they tell us what they JUST showed #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson and the lightning thief #the lightning theif #the lightning theif movie #percy jackson movies #then grover is just casually insulting the gods? like they wouldn't just strike him down.#grover #olympus #rick riordan #like we know they didnt read the book but did they even google greek mythology?#archery is just five feet from the Infermery over a walking path? thats nor dangerous at all 🙄 making more work for the poor apollo kids #apparently Aphrodite only has girls and ares only has boys..... for some reason?#no claiming! they just show up and they know whos kid they are? why is luke so pissed then? thats like half of lukes deal is unclaimed kids #Persephone is still in the underworld even though its near the summer solstice and she leaves the underworld in spring #they just mushed Clarisse with Annabeth like 'Annabeth` faught him at the river even though Clarisse did that #i could go on and on and on and on but you get the point

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