Let's Talk About Gabe Ugliano for a minute.
Percy show is out, I saw it, then had a mental breakdown.
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So let's like. Let's talk about Gabe for a minute. Is Gabe Ugliano as bad as he is in the books? No. He isn't. Is Gabe Ugliano more likable in the show than in the movie.
No! No, he isn't! I'm not sure where the Fandom is coming from with "Gabe is actually likable now" - that's just the actor being really good at acting?
Gabe in the books was what I like to call Aggressive Abusive - he openly threatens Percy, is an ass to Sally, all sorts of nasty. I hate him. Makes him getting turned to stone extremely satisfying.
But then in the show version, Gabe is more tame. Sally has back and forth with him. They watch the Knicks together. That's not abusive! That's just jerk behavior! He said please, he's not abusive!
You're right. He's not Aggressive Abusive, he's a new kind of monster - the Charismatic Abuser. While not as overtly abusive as he was in the books, Gabe Ugliano is a new kind of ugly. He's nice to the most minimal degree. So what ARE his abusive traits that we DO see?
He puts all the financial burden on Sally
He answers Sally's phone, meaning Sally doesn't have the right to privacy.
He neglects to care about Percy's education.
He gambles away his money on Fantasy Poker and, I assume, horse racing - adding more financial strain to Sally.
When Sally mentions they're leaving to Montauk, there's this "When did I approve you leaving to Montauk." back and forth, to which he only relents when Sally agrees to give him food.
On the food thing, it's a Demand at first, then he sarcastically throws in a Please to get what he wants.
It's a more nuanced take on abuse than presented in the novels, sanitized for modern Disney audiences and also in line with the show's theme of "when is a monster a monster, when is a hero a hero." Many people think this is to add nuance to Medusa and do an Oops All Redemption Arcs but I think it's different than that.
I think Gabe will end up getting petrified because it's such an important story beat for both Percy and Sally. Sally has more agency than her book counterpart, but she doesn't have more power. She doesn't sucker up to Gabe, but she's still trapped in that relationship because of what that relationship means for Percy (remember, Gabe is protecting them with his human stench).
My dad wasn't overtly abusive to my mom. We never saw if he hit her or not - but I noticed bruises. The abuse was more towards me. My mom had agency in that dynamic but not power. You don't have to act like a complete monster to be abusive. He took us to Disney World, gave us Nintendo consoles, took us to see every Marvel movie in the world. He also neglected me, favored my brother, put unrealistic expectations on me, and I think he's the reason why my mind is so shattered at this point.
You don't have to be a complete monster, certain people just need to see you that way.
An aside about Sally Jackson:
People are saying Sally's character is completely ruined because of Gabe being nicer. Sally isn't defined by Gabe's abuse. She's defined by her resilience despite the abuse. She's defined by her resilience, her kindness to Percy, her defiance in the face of unwavering challenges. Reducing her character in The Lightning Theif to just "a victim of Gabe's abuse" sits so unwell with me. This is Sally "a queen amongst mortals" Jackson. Sally "observe as I fuck up the armies of Kronos with my shotgun" Jackson. Let's not reduce her to JUST a victim of Gabe's shit.
Anyways percy show 9.6/10 - what's with the cuts to black I don't get it
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11yr old sister's reaction to Percy Jackson and the Lightning Theif - The movie (any typos are due to exhaustion, I've been up for nearly 48 hrs and still can't sleep)
Percy underwater -
Sister: Whose he?
Me: That’s Percy.
Sister: Well, why is he underwater???
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Sister: Grover sounds very different…
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* talking about Perseus the son of Zeus *
Sister: OH, i thought they meant Percy, not… Ok.
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* Percy gets thrown to the ground by Dodds *
Sister: Whoa!!!!! What the heck was that!?
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* Brunner gives Percy a pen *
“This is a pen. This is a PEN.”
Sister: it’s not just a pen…
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Percy fighting with Gabe
Sister: Ugh, i hate when they fight! It makes me annoyed.
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Grover crutches Gabe in the soft spot
Sister: OH! Yes!
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Minotaur flips the car
Sister: Oh, wow… That is… dangeroussss…
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Sally: im not like you
Sister: hands over face, gasping, about to cry, then instantly gets distracted by her fingernails
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Grover: “Annabeth, daughter of Athena, goddess of wisdom.”
Sister: pans around in chair to deadpan at me (i just about DIED)
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Grover running to the duaghters of aphrodite.
Sister: ………………………………………………..
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Chiron: your father built this (cabin) for you.
Sister: LITERALLY!?
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Sees the flag
Sister: Oh, that was easy… It probably won’t actually be, though.
Annabeth drops
Sister: OH. OH!
“Did you really think it would be that easy?”
Sister: No.
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“This is the best part!”
Sister: WHAT
“Stand up and fight. Hero.”
Sister: Wha- shes meeean.
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Percy gets up from the river
Sister: hah. Water is how he heals… * giggles as Percy kicks the sons of Ares’ asses *
Percy gets Annabeth’s sword
Sister: * squeal * HA suck it
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“I get the sense you don’t like me very much.”
Sister: nods frantically
“I mean our parents kind of hate each other.”
Sister: wait, really? (i’ve failed this kid in terms of mythos omg)
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Hades comes out of the fire
Sister: Wha… What is that!?
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“Give me the bolt and i will exchange it for your mother.”
Sister: liar…
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“Ha, you’re being followed.”
Sister: ha-ha!
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Luke gives Percy the shield.
Sister: Whoa…..
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“You see my dad on the highway to hell… kick his ass for me.” * cue Highway to Hell *
Sister: What. What??
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Random lady: “PLEASE HELP ME! SHE’S COMING!”
Sister: whose ‘she’?
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Grover body slams Percy on accident
Sister: OH-ho-ho-ho-HO!
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Sees Medusa
Sister: Whose she? Is THAT Medusa?? It is. Uh oh. It is.
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Medusa gets hit by a broken statue
Sister: WHOA!!!!
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“Why do I gotta take off MY jacket?”
“Cus you’re the protector…”
Sister: Oh, ya, true.
* finds pearl w/ medusa *
Sister: Oh, SHE had the pearl.
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Grover drifts into oncoming traffic
Sister: look out, look out, look out! TIME TO GET OFF THE ROAD!
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Grover takes bite of can
Sister: Why is he- Ow?
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* camera pans up to Athena’s diadem in the Parthenon *
Sister: The pearls in her TIARA??
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Janitors start speaking in unison
Sister: Uh oh…
Janitors become Hydra
Sister: Is that Cerberus!?
Me: Nope, that’s the Hydra.
Sister: I was close, though, because they both have more than one head, right?
Me: * laughing * kinda…
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Hydra heads grow back
Sister: oh no…
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Percy uses water to stall Hydra
Sister: Good thing you have the son of poseidon with you.
Grover turns Hydra to stone
Sister: And medusas head.
Grover kisses Medusa’s head, “Oh, that’s nasty…”
Sister: Yup!
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(I’ve shown her the Lotus Hotel and Casino scene with Poker face cus she was curious)
Sees Lotus Hotel and Casino on map
Sister: is, is that the scene we saw in the video!?!?
Percy Anabeth and Grover go inside
Sister: My question is, do they get the pearl??
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Percy: Where would we find a green pearl in this place?
Sister: Idk, they look more cyan to me…
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Poker Face begins
Sister: * giggling uncontrollably *
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Dude at the pinball game: whats a DVD?
Sister: he forgot what a DVD is??
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Percy: This year?
Dude at pinball game: Ya. 1971.
Sister: Oh…
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Lotus Casino worker: is there a problem, Mr Jackson?
Sister: uh, oh… How’d he know his name??
LCW: Percy Jackson is awake.
Sister: They want to keep them there so they don’t complete the quest!
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Percy, Annabeth and Grover start running
Sister: Get the pearl. GET THE PEARL!
Percy gets the pearl
Sister: Okay! They got the pearl!
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Me: notice how they don’t have Ares at all? Or Waterland?
Sister: No, they don’t… ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
(girlie is maaad hahah)
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Charon burns the money
Sister: he just… burned all that money???
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Had a small Underworth Mythology lesson so she wouldn’t get confused by the show compared to the movie, and she was very, very tuned in lmfao
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Hades: Would you prefer I looked like… This? * goes monster mode *
Sister: jumps back in fear, “WHAT THE-”
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Percy drops the shield and reveals the master bolt
Sister: OMG! Luke hid it in the shield!!!
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Sees the hellhounds
Sister: They look more like ugly cats to me…
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Persephone kisses Hades
Sister: ew…
Persephone knocks out Hades
Sister: Ok! I like that!
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Persephone: go. Take the botl and your mother.
Sister: okay then.
Persephone: only three?
Sister: oh NO
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Grover bleats when Persephone beckons him to her
Sister: Haha!
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I had to put in my own sense here, but HOW THE FUCK DOES SALLY KNOW WHERE THE OLYMPUS ENTRANCE IS???? (they also totally fucked Luke’s motivations, it’s so dumb)
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Luke kicks Percy
Sister: Oh, NO
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Sister: so, how does Luke fly???
Me: * now has to explain that movie!Luke has several pairs of flying shoes while TVShow!Luke and Book!Luke only had one *
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Sister: How does his mom know how to get into Olypus tho????
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Percy and Annabeth run up to Zeus
Sister: oh, wow, he’s BIG
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Poseidon walks up to Percy
Sister: whose he?
Me: That’s Poseidon.
Sister: That’s his dad? Heheeee!!!
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Gover: noticed anything different about me?
Sister: fingers up at the top of her head “He has horns!!!!!”
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Chiron: you left camp, betrayed my orders… Which is why you’re my favorite student.
Sister: OH!
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Sister sees Annabeth’s shirt
Sister: Her arms look all red…
Me: That’s her shirt, hun.
Sister: oh…
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Annabeth fakes out Percy, takes his sword
Sister: Haha!!!
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Sister: Oh, wait, Annabeth doesn’t have the thingy that makes her invisible…
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End Credit scene bonus:
Gabe opens up the fridge, Medusa’s head opens her eyes
Sister: AHHHHH! WHAT THE- WHY WAS HER HEAD IN THE FRIDGE!!!!!!
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Overall thoughts:
“I think it’s a good movie, but I prefer the tv show. Also, I’m glad Gabe got turned to stone. He totally deserved that.”
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