#Pissa

[hadesmediocreart]

Philza and his two partners, the goddess of death and the reaper.

Also bc I think it’s really funny if at least one person doesn’t realise that Phil has both a husband and a wife so they think Missa is just a trans man

[31nightshade]

Missa is a Hatsune Miku pattern swimming shorts type of guy

Philzs would wear a bikini out of spite and for the bit

[hadesbullshit]

Tubbo is like an anti couples counsellor for Pissa. Like “oh it’s sicologaical war fare in your marriage”

“I think he’s avoiding you” ect

[coffegigi]

Eres mi musa

Siempre serás mi musa

[xxrosapowerxx]

Si aun llegaramos a tener a big Missa, y ahora se sabe es un catboy... Significaría big catboy Missa?

Missa cubito tiene tantos hc encima de él como puede ser eso posible? Ah... ya se porque...

TODO ES CULPA DE FELIPE MINECRAFT

El cuervo viejo simplemente arroja todos sus hc sobre Missa como la cosa mas normal del mundo, así como si no estuviera obsesionado con Missa, no para nada (claro que lo esta)

Primero tenemos el hc de Big Missa, por culpa de nuestro señor Philza Platonic Minecraft, y su obsesión con tener esposos gigantes, que rayos le pasa? Porque la insistente necesidad de que Missa sea gigante todo bien en casa Phil? el hombre tiene sus gustos bien definidos, eso es todo, le gustan gigantes, góticos, de cabello oscuro, y que lleven colores morado encima

Después tenemos Missa cat boy, el escucho el apodo wet cat hacia Missa, tengo entendido que los crows empezaron a llamar así a Missa, luego Bad Boy Halo lo llamo así, y después Philza empezó a llamar wet cat a Missa, y ese apodo se le pego, y ahora Missa es oficialmente un wet cat, lo llaman así en convenciones, en sus comentarios de youtube, ya nunca mas pudo huir del apodo y solo le quedo abrazarlo

Missa abrazo por completo el hc de Wet Cat, se dibujo con orejitas de Gato y ahora es canónicamente un catboy gigante

Ponerse a analizar todo esto escrito es insano lmao

[mossy123302]

I AM SO DUMB AND SILLY- HOLD ON-

SHE WANTS ME TO BE LOVED BY THE HAPPY FITS IS DEATHDUO/PISSA CODED. HELLO??? Maybe someone already mentioned this song- I don't know, I didn't see anyone mention it— BUT IT FITS?? IT FITS THEM BOTH

I know you know, I'm not too discreet

Walking around, heart on my sleeve

So, you say you love me, but not the way I need

Things are so close to what I want to be

I've known you so long, and maybe too well

All of the boys, you kiss and tell

Though I'll never be them, see I'm just a good friend

Though it's not quite bliss, I don't want this to end

Missa, it's so Missa coded with these words. He's more emotional, he's more open with his feelings and he's always nervous and embarrassed. He is vocal and is more connected with his feelings. It was so obvious that Philza even knows, he knows what Missa said when he tried to speak quickly in Spanish. Missa isn't exactly good at hiding it, but he sure knows not to press further in Philza's boundaries!!

Missa wants more, but he knows Philza isn't comfortable. So he's content with their arrangements, even if he wants more! He still wants to be Philza's friend, someone Philza can turn to even when he wasn't around as much for the kids!!

(also the whole "all of the boys, you kiss and tell" is a silly hint how Philza is super comfortable with Fit and others. You know what I mean-)

Let's take a walk down by the beach

It's warm on the sand, we'll save space for Jesus

I'll pick you flowers while you count the hours

'Til you can go home and watch drama TV

I'll say it now, there's no turnin' back

Time after time, my odds are stacked

So, I'll say no kiddin' while you wish I didn't

Maybe this time will be different for me

Philza, ohh, this old crow father is so repressed with his feelings. We have to rely on his actions, and sometimes actions speak a lot (not for Missa. PLZ- we need to gently hit him with a hammer to get him to understand).

But we can see how Philza keeps things that remind him of Missa. He kept the armor stand for so long, holding hope that Missa will eventually return. He tells Tallulah about Missa, and Chayanne keeps the skull that Missa gave him.

We can see the gradual shift as time flows, and seeing how the other Islanders start to get into more relationships. Philza is slowly starting to yearn and do things, or well say, he'd never would say about someone else (other than his wife). And by God's, the new crumbs we got just confirms this because of how much he changed from "platonic government assigned husband" to "MY Missa"

Also the way Philza gets so sad and upset when he mentions how Missa thinks Philza doesn't want him-

One day you'll love me before we grow old

All of your wishes to have and to hold

I'll do your dishes and ask for no kisses

So, I'll tell you what I want if

You tell me what you want is

Quit movin'

Quit dancin'

Why can't you love me here tonight?

The yearning from Philza, who desperately wants his platonic spouse back. He'd do anything for him, get him anything if he can just come back hommeeee and Missa is willing to do anything whatever Philza says he needs him to do. He won't press further, until Philza says something-

lord help me-

Deathduo/pissa crumbs save me...

[insanitybl00m]

I finally did it

It’s finally done

According to my friends I make very squishy Philza’s

whatever enjoy Missa daydreaming about his Husband :3

[bagely]

So my beauty and the beast, Pissa au had a update:

Summary: Missa is the son of a librarian who ends up in a beast's castle when he gives his life for his older brother.

[decaffeinatedespresso]

The ad on the left was recommended to me. The edit on the right was done by my bestie @anderjustatebones.

[lady-infinity]

Never in my LIFE have I liked Sci-Fi fantasy AUs or the world of Sci-fi in general. Tragic, I know. But Death Duo? The Death Family? They make me FEEL THINGS!

Guys, imagine:

Au where Missa is an Android made with the pure intent of serving and protecting a human named Tallulah. Androids are usually only meant to serve. They don't have any real rights on his planet. So he serves her and protects her from mundane nuances like the sun or thirst while they stay locked away in a glass domain. He doesn't really mind. He actually enjoys his time with her. Then he gets wind that they want to use Lullah for something (Either experiment on her or use her as a trophy for status reasons) and he hauls her away during the night, crashing a stolen spaceship into a planet as they run away.

Philza and his son Chyanne find them. They're of course alien hybrids? Philza with crow-like features and Chyanne with dragon-like ones. Adopted. The Philza Minecraft will never NOT adopt in ANY universe.

I'm not sure if I want Philza to be the ruler of this planet or a random space pirate who just happens to be on this planet as well? But yeah!

Give me Philza questioning his own understanding of the world when he finds himself falling for Missa. Give me Missa actually being so human-like he gets flustered and easily embarrassed when trying to understand feelings. Give me Lullah being a little badass because BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME! She can't be touched. The Federation wants her ALIVE. She uses it to her advantage. Give me Chayanne bonding with Lullah over being a very rare species. ❤️

[bex-inxo]

The jealous bird man

[galatoma]

do you get the vision

[ladeldee]

I simultaneously look forward to and dread the possible interactions to come with Wilbur's return.

[coffegigi]

Deathduo/pissa versión furries

[xxrosapowerxx]

Headcanon favorito de Pissa/deathduo o Deathfamily?

Hay muchos headcanon que amo de Deathduo y la Death Family, imposible elegir uno pero ahí va algunos que amo

El hc de Sol y Luna es de mis favoritos mas que nada porque siempre ame el concepto de sol y luna como dos entes opuestos, tan diferentes pero que se necesitan y complementan mutuamente

Missa puede ser la luna, y Philza su sol, pero a la vez Missa puede ser el sol de Philza y el la luna

El sol es símbolo de energía, vitalidad y luz, mientras que la luna refleja la serenidad, la introspección y la oscuridad, Eh estudiado por años los significados del Sol y la Luna, por ello me emociona...

Otros de mis hc favoritos es de ellos como híbridos de animales tienen algunos de sus instintos, como Phil al ser un aviar, hace nidos, les gusta las cosas brillantes y cuidar sus alas, o Missa con características de gato, como ronronear o que le gusten las caricias <3

Así mismo otro de mis hc favoritos es que Missa le ayuda a Phil a arreglar sus alas, algo que solo haces con tu pareja, una muestra de confianza entre los dos, ME ENCANTA Y ME VUELVE LOCA

[mossy123302]

This is going more pissa (romantic, correct?) and might have some...implied nsfw....?

My thoughts is very scrambled, and I have so much to say.

I always think about Origins!Smp Philza meeting Q! Missa...

Missa who probably got lost during his way back in his travels of finding Q! Philza a gift! Missa is determined to find the right one, to show how much Philza means to him and that he deserves something better....

But, uh, Missa wasn't currently sure where he was and now he's upset, not angry, but upset... How is he supposed to find the greatest gift, a treasure when he cannot even find his way back home! How?! He was on the right trail and still got horribly lost...He should have just brought a map and compass with him, but he didn't because he was confident with himself that he would find his way back. He always found his way back one way or another, even if it took much longer...but while he tries to find his way back, he'll just keep looking for a good gift for Philza

....

Missa, who, stops in his track when he sees two large familiar wings. Oh, ohhhh, oh lady death spare him, because apparently he was never lost at all?? Philza is here??? RIGHT HERE AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIFT- DIOS MIO

Missa was just ready to cry right there and decided he was just gonna have to make up whatever lie and present he has in his backpack, he lost his backpack

Missa was too distracted, muttering and quietly sobbing to himself that he wasn't aware that Philza already noticed his presence.

Well... O! Philza, to be more exact, who immediately noticed a new presence in his territory..his home.... He was curious to see what this new person was, and what bravery they had to be so willing to enter and well.... He wasn't sure what to make of this strange fella who wore a skeleton mask, and dressed in purple and blue with a few chains that seemed to be connected around his neck to his armor shoulder, with another skeleton over it as decoration...

O! Philza is a little disappointed, but he doesn't think this new stranger would have anything good for him...he looks... pitiful and pathetic like some wet cat.

O! Philza was about to leave until suddenly Missa called out for him and he almost tripped over his own feet, because how does this stranger know his name—

Annndd why is he crying— Oh Lady Death help him-

Missa tried to be brave, help him, he tried but he immediately broke down crying because he honestly didn't know what to say or offer as an apology gift, so all he could do was give a sorry lame apology to Philza for not being around and letting him take care of their two beautiful eggs/children all by himself

It took a minute for O! Philza to process and awkwardly stop Missa that he genuinely has no idea who he is or why he is here and that they don't have no kids and if he's gone insane— (O! Philza has standards, thank you very much- While Missa is very cute in his opinion, he doesn't plan on having anymore children nor does he recall ever adopting. Who the heck is Chayanne and Tallulah)

After some awkward conversation, O! Philza did finally offer Missa to stay at a nearby village until he can figure out how to...get him back to Quesadilla Island, back to his Philza and his kids. Missa is forever grateful to this weird other version of his platonic husband, and decided he'd lighten up the village as a thank you!

....How does one lighten up a village anyways?

..Missa will figure it out.

Missa itches every little instinct in O! Philza, and it's such a curse and blessing. The way Missa screams, and immediately clings to O! Philza without any hesitance, crying for him to save him.

The way Missa found some bravery in him to finally ask if he could preen his wings, because gods, he knows how important wings are to them and he wasn't gonna let O! Philza walk around, with dirty wings, like that any longer. He was so gentle as he tended to every feather and even as an extra bonus, he gave a massage to O! Philza and his wings as well!

Missa, in O! Philza opinion, is a god send...

Missa is super attentive, makes delicious meals that he's never heard of before and most of all, despite being weak, he still tries and is willing to put himself out there if it means his family and friends were safe. O! Philza may have...purposely stopped searching for a way to send Missa back and instead send Missa further and deeper into the forest...deeper where no one can find him.

Further away from civilization. O! Philza wanted to be the one to save him each time, to be the only one he speaks with... But Missa already has a home, his own Philza and kids.

That burned deep in O! Philza brain. Missa wasn't mated, as far as he can tell, there's no bite mark, no scent or anything (Though it could be because Missa has been traveling so the scent must have worn off), and yet he has kids! Literal actual children they take care of and takes after those two...

Now O! Philza loves kids, don't get him wrong, but even he doesn't know where Missa came from and as far as he can tell, someone must have purposely dropped Missa here without telling anyone and now he's just stuck here, so oh well.

But Missa never stops talking about them....He doesn't stop. He talks and talks about them, and O! Philza wonders how red Missa's face will get if he kisses him to shut him up.

Will Missa quiet down if he gave Missa kids?

O! Philza isn't quite sure of what anatomy Missa has, but he knows Missa isn't human at all to some degree, so it's possible...he could....

The idea of Missa being— He's getting distracted. He could just fetch some other fledglings from another nest, but...he knows it won't quiet Missa for long. It's not his biological ones, not the real ones but...

...Hm.

Mm.

O! Philza might not be so against the idea after all of Missa entering his nest. It has been awfully quiet and empty anyways...