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charkyzombicorn · 6 months

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Love the whole 'The Monkey family has no idea how they get children' trope but also imagine Dragon trying to explain this to a recently fathered Luffy and Crocodile just calls bullshit immediately because he knows Exactly how Luffy came into existence and it sucked

"Children from the Monkey clan come from many sources - for example I was born from a battlefield. It's really a mystery how we come to be, it's not surprising you aren't sure where your child came from--"

"Bull - and I cannot stress this enough - Shit. Bullshit! Dragon you know exactly how Luffy was born you child-deserting dick-for-brains"

#one piece #crocodad #Luffy: Well I was laughing in the sun and I guess I laughed a little too hard because then there was a baby laughing next to me #Croc: *with a baby carrier attachment on his hook* that's gotta be the weirdest innuendo I've ever heard but do not explain it #Pouring my wisdom into my Tumblr blog before the hat man takes me out

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