#Power Washer

[getoutofthisplace]

Dear Gus & Magnus,

I didn't sleep well last night, so Mom let me take a nap mid-morning, then I washed our cars this afternoon. You both wanted to help, but when I gave you shammies, you weren't interested for long. But you each did enjoy pulling the trigger of the pressure washer for a minute.

Dad.

Little Rock, Arkansas. 3.23.2025 - 1.50pm.

[sepdet]

@seat-safety-switch i'm frightened now. I was grudgingly checking my Amazon wishlist to make sure it was empty and/or see if you can still add "ideas" rather than listings of specific products (you can't; they must have noticed people linking to other sites)— and there was a fucking pressure washer.

i was just going back to your post to see if there was a link I could have clicked and then fallen asleep over, fibromyalgia-stunned, so that my finger hit "add" without my knowing it.

But no.

Either the privacy controls on here are even worse than we thought, or…?

No matter who you are, what your station is in life, we all want the same thing. We're all unified by our desire to get pressure washers. Wait, what were you gonna say?

Life is full of things that get rusty and dirty. Engine blocks. The windows of your house. And we've only got so much time on this little blue marble to be cleaning them. That's why some geniuses at NASA or something came up with the pressure washer. It's like your garden hose, but more kick-ass. Pulling the trigger emits this perfect line of high-zoot water, which causes exciting things to happen to whatever you point it at.

Grit just disappears from the sidewalk. Paint disappears from the fender of your truck because you stood too close to it. You can knock out a day full of cleaning in just under an hour, which leaves you with a lot more free time to fix all the stuff you broke by pointing a 300psi needle of water at it. No power comes without consequence, which just makes us desire that power all the more. I'm built different, you tell the shattered husks of your wife's least-favourite lawn ornament. I'm not troubled by trifling concerns such as this when I wield the strength of ten gods.

Now, I've never bought a pressure washer. If you're reading this, you probably haven't, too. They're very expensive, and they take a lot of maintenance, such as not throwing it in the backyard every winter when you're tired of it. Used ones, you ask? A great idea, except the previous owner also threw it in their backyard, and all the o-rings are cacked. You'll spend a year of weekends just swapping them out, if you can even find them, and you'll never trust your crude hayseed repairs to what is generously considered an improvised backyard bomb enough to use it after that.

Luckily for all of us, there is another option. It's called "use it for a weekend and then return it to the store." Maybe it's noisy, or smells funny, or you just ran out of things to wash after you knocked all the vinyl siding off your house and nearly killed the neighbour. If you feel bad, don't. You're creating valuable jobs at the return desk. Chances are you won't even be the first person to have done it with that particular washer, too. Just wipe the blood off first.

[rmspeltzfarm]

power wash fun

Electric power washer fun

[tafurllc]

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[jpttools]

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[autismed]

I think jim kirk is a good captain bcuz he just feels like he's worked in food service at some point. I want to put him in situations (line cooking)

[lichenaday]

Got some shots of awesome lichen on my back deck, and thought I’d share.

Oh hell yeah, that's a great deck, you've got there. Do not take a power washer to that baby.

[macking-cheese]

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This is the best fucking comment I've ever gotten. @numberonetribble you've won my heart and soul and this silly sketch

[beneathsilverstars]

“i hope you die i hope we both die” but it’s about the ants in my kitchen

[gamefaq]

saturday morning let's use a leafblower since 8am

[vile-br4t]

My new washer makes me want to punch people in the face so there’s that

[tafurllc]

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[pifabo]

Not to cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, but upon my rewatch of The Gang Inflates.... errrr I'm gonna cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, sorry:(

Dennis, after finding out that Charlie has been hiding a secret room in his apartment, goes "So you truly have no reason to be sleeping with Frank???" before, immediatley (like SO immediatley), throwing out all of his furniture for literally no reason to share an inflatable couch-bed with his roomate while he experiences anaphylaxis.  What is WRONG with you.  When will you be NORMAL.

How, in that man's mind, does it make sense to ridicule Charlie for his behavior, while at the same time consciously and willingly choosing to do something EQUALLY if not MORE unnecessary in order to share a bed with his short-distance high-commitment long-term homosexual roomate.  Truly words cannot express how unecessary throwing out their furniture was.  Not to mention the fact they clearly had more inflatable furniture they could have blown up in order to sleep separatley.  It was a choice and a decision and on purpose. because he felt like it?? he wants to?? for fun???

Buddy don't throw stones from your glass closet.  YOU are the problem