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#R.I.P Robert. You truly missed your peak
theehorsepusssy · 9 months
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This is exactly the type of guy my ex would cheat on me with. Fat, stupid, jail bait-y, and usually with guns. especially if they had the red fart cheeks and looked like the Big Boy mascot. I can recall at least 3 of them kids fat asses in my bed. When the internet came out , he would go online and buy these plastic Big Boy dolls on the Ebay and have them on shelves around the fucking house. it was creepy. This Kyle kid wouldve been his obsession. Im actually glad Robert died before all this maga stuff happened because i know he would be unironically into it besides his lust for fat proud boy types.
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