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The Tenant

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they were playing some random ass 90s music on the Muzak today and i swear every 3rd or 4th song was featured in the classic Marky Mark/ Reese Witherspoon Fear movie (that movie deserved a better title)

NOBODY at my job knew what movie i was talking about.

Marky Mark mumbles all his dialog like a proto Chalamet and beats his chest and does a stick poke tattoo and spells ever EVA

Reese Witherspoon gets fingerbanged while some tampon commercial cover of Wild Horses plays

The guy from To Live and Die in LA broods as Hot Dad

Pot smokin grunge rock gang led by runner up in eddie vedder look alike contest

Alissa Milano plays a whore who orders the chocolate cake and cant act and smoke at the same time

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The woods

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FNU Ronnies -Cut to Ribons

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were you good at mongering cheese?

i was just saying the other day i used to think it was a fun job but now im wondering if it sucked and i just couldn't tell because i was high as fuck pretty much all the years i did it back then. i dunno, i thought i did a damn good job. Except wrapping that shit in plastic. Im lousy at that. You need tiny little fingers and a gentile touch for that shit.

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i dont see the point of ppl getting tatts or their dick and nips pierced

i was just talking the other day about how i dont ever notice peoples tattoos. Like I know they exist but ive never really look at what they say are what they are supposed to be. Like shoes. Who the fuck looks at people's shoes? I dont think ive ever purposely looked down at someones feet to see their fancy shoes? or jewelry ...do people really look at that shit?

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