#REPROBATE.txt

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istg I could talk about Stevie and Raven's relationship for hours... straight people whose parents love them don't get them like I do.

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dear jesus, do you forgive me for writing jbl x shawn michaels porn?

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writing shawn michaels as the sluttiest person alive was kind of what i was put on this earth to do.

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how do people watch raw without reading into the homoeroticism? I can't watch this shit without jumping to the only possible conclusion: that Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton are having weird snake sex backstage - fuck that, ON stage. I get it, they were evil and (let's be honest) evil people CANNOT be straight but like... I'm not even squinting, Vince.

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is he trying to ship himself with other men rn????

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we met him! me and @blowflyenby got our magazine signed by mr. WrestleMania (hbk) himself! it was short and sweet but an awesome experience and I'm glad we had the opportunity!

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talking to people when (lightly put) you're strongly critical of the American justice system and realizing that they've simply had significantly less cop interactions and THATS why they feel protected.

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gonna be real and betray my randy/cody shipping mutuals. I don't care they're separated. the only thing I'm doing when I watch smackdown is drool over Orton's INSANE body, anyway. "Daddy's back?" what do you expect of me? I couldn't give two shits if he's fucking that blond twunk. there's gonna be yaoi somewhere. I'm too busy oggling at men and imagining Orton's hands on my body to care, sorry

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all I'm saying is imperium CANNOT win this during black history month

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the tension between middle aged men on raw and my daddy issues is INSANE

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do you think Seth Rollins ordered his elimination chamber outfit from temu?

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"The Miz" is short for Mike Mizionist

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I want to super glue a pickle jar before asking cm punk to open it

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looking through one of my brother's magazines and I'd like to pose the question: Why are there so many liminal Marty Jannetty photos out there??? like don't get me wrong, love the guy but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACEBOOK??? Cannot stress enough how this man doesn't take normal pictures. (examples below)

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I just wanted to take a second to thank everyone in the wwe Tumblr community for appreciating and sharing my archival work on here. I know it's not something I do too often anymore, but when I do post and recover lost photos/posters it means a lot to know that its being seen by fellow fans. thank you all

-Danny :)

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god, what are they putting in 90s men and why do I want them so badly?