#Rhys has to protect a pregnant mate UtM???

[the-lonelybarricade]

Ahhhh yeah Rhysand and Feyre do it hot and dirty on Calanmai and then a couple months later Feyre has to confess to tamlin and Lucien about the dark stranger with violet eyes who is now her baby daddy and they’re just like wait WUT?! THAT GUY?!?

This plot has the potential for optimal telenovela levels of drama and I am so here for it 😂

Hear me out: they have filthy sex on Calanmai and Feyre keeps la da deeing her human way through the Spring Court business per usual until Rhys comes back after the Summer Solstice and smells it on her

[viktoriakosci666]

Rhysand:

Sexually assaults his mate

Grabs his mates broken arm

Inappropriately dresses his mate

Treats his mate like his whore and then gets upset that people are taking him seriously and are calling her as such

Doesn't tell her that she is pregnant with a bomb baby

Endangers his mate by having her steal the Weavers ring

Makes her a high lady without her having an education or experience about it

Makes a death bargain

Approves of Feyre destroying an innocent court and leaving its people homeless

Treats Lucien like shit

Ignores other people's traumas whenever it benefits him

Uses Lucien

Treats Tamlin like shit despite Tamlin saving his miserable life

Is the cause of distrust between all the courts and then gets upset when they all hate on him, the IC and night court

Treats Illyrians like shit and acts like one of them when it benefits him

Is racist and misogynistic

Has no personality beyond being abnormaly cocky, arrogant and ignorant

Is a terrible high lord and a tyrant

Acts like his sad backstory (and him being a SA survivor) allows him to sexually assault another person

Hates a girl for being mean

Is the epitome of 'good on the outside and bad on the inside'

Rice

Would be in prison is real life

#Feyre does NOT deserve better (cause she's a tyrant too)

Azriel:

Tortures people for a living (and enjoys it)

Is a sadist

Had a 500 year old crush on a uninterested female

Stalks people for a job

Is boring as hell

Has no personality beyond torturing and apparently singing

Is just Rhysands quieter twin

Gets too possessive over a woman (Elain) that he wants to fuck for one night

Wants to kill Lucien (OK, psycho) for no reason other than the knowledge that Lucien is the better male

Gives Gwyn Elains necklace

Allows Feyres bomb pregnancy info to be kept from her

Is Feyres friend only when rhys allows it

Doesn't care that his Friend sexually assaulted a female (#enabler)

Has anger issues and acts like his sad backstory allows him to brutally attack another person

He tried to be emo. He failed.

Assriel. That's it.

#Gwyn deserves better

Cassian:

Enables his mate to be bullied by his family

Ignores his mate when his friend-lover-sister Morrigan is in the room

Builds his relationship with Nesta on sex

Has a weird obsession with Feyre and Rhys

Bat Boy No 3

The triplet to Riceman and Assriel.

Finds underweight Nesta sexy

His personality is being shirtless, arrogant and cocky.

Looks like he has a breeding kink.

#Nesta should have stayed single

Eris:

Left Mor alone in the woods after being wounded because he 'had his reasons'.

Rhys 2.0

'hE hAd HiS rEaSoNs'

Abused Lucien since childhood (guilty until proven not-guilty)

People only like him cause he's hot (if he was ugly and acted like an asshole THEN, people would hate him)

Somehow he wasn't able to overthrow Beron despite his powers being the 'strongest' out of his siblings, whilst Beron couldn't even touch Feyre in HL meeting, and she's just a useless sugar baby.

Is a confirmed sadist (him and Assriel should be BFFs)

Their Fans: We hate Lucien! 😤 He's boring, and useless! He couldn't be bothered to help Feyre, and therefore, he deserves DEATH!!! And Tamlin abused Feyre more than Rhys! Rhys was only saving her! Jurian betrayed the humans and Myriam! He deserved what he got!

Me:

Lucien:

Tried to help feyre because he wasn't aware that she didn't need saving (he thought that rhys was exactly what he showed UTM (and he REALLY IS) so he tried to help her in the only way he knew how)

That's the ONLY thing that he did that's considered wrong, and unlike the other guys, his intentions WERE PURE

My fox baby shall be protected!

Tamlin:

Didn't help Feyre enough (he had his own trauma to deal with, and that's okay)

He kept Feyre locked in the house (not cool TamTam)

He talked about feyre sexually in HL meeting (but she DID lead to his court being in ruins, so fair enough)

And that's about how much Tamlin did shit. Compared to the other guys, hes a saint.

Jurian:

Was a unknown spy for the Humans and Fae (acted like the enemy, but with good intentions)

Was an asshole towards Lucien for no reason.

That's what I remember from the top of my head.

He's Azriel, Cassian and Rhysands secret BETTER brother.