#Running out of memes agian oh no

[bring-onthe-rain]

Here have more of these part 5; Jump and jive 😳😳

As you can tell im running out of name ideas XD but here is the next installment of the "fnf: the memeing" series....enjoy homies ✌😭

That is all for today....enjoy

One last note: yall are crazy with the art you are making for these, like yall are so talented and I just melt everytime I see one because they are just so good!! Okay enough rambling yall can go on with your day UwU.

(Agian shout out to @dasher-flash for some of the images used ❤❤)) oop

[valen-but-not-tine]

tezz, blake, agura, and mermista for that ask meme pls?

Fair warning a lot more of the questions have to deal with shipping than I thought when I first reblogged the ask meme this is for a /while/ ago, and I’m not really a big romance person (except one of these is in a HUGE ship of mine and I’m certain that was intentional ave.

got long, it was a long meme, and 4 characters

Tezz Volitov

What I like about them

well. that’s really hard to answer. to quote you, avery when I mentioned having trouble w this question, “I like him because he’s Tezz”

He’s everything that normally annoys me but done well to where it doesn’t?

cocky arrogant tech savvy bastard. but he has extremely strong sense of morals. Like boy took one look at the red sentients and was immediately ready to fight a war by himself and dedicated himself to being a one man rebellion.

What I dislike about them

how long it took me to answer the first question, he’s not my normal type, like for real I think his archetype normally annoys me, but for some reason the exact way he’s written gets around that.

Favourite moment

the entirety of the episode “Lord of the Kharamanos” Tezz making friends with tromp and once again showing his strong sense of morals with his absolute refusal to leave the kharamanos alone to fight the Vandals. I think this ties into why I love him so much, normally his archetype would have been the one willing to leave them to fend for themselves, helping them is a risk, but Tezz doesn’t even consider leaving, and is insulted by Vert considering it for even a moment.

Least favourite moment

The best quality version of his introductory episode on youtube is cut into 2 parts and the uploader split it /right/ in the middle of dialogue.

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more

BACK! STORY! what’s his family life like? what did he eat when he was stranded?

An interesting AU for this character

This is pretty general for bf5 as a show, but in the the bf5 fused webisode “Cold Fusion” Sage is shown making an instruction type video for if they lose, somebody else could potentially take up the fight, and she deletes it at the end as Vert tells her the war will end with them. But what if she hadn’t. And then. what if they had lost? Tezz wasn’t part of the team yet, if the bf5 lost before he joined, but someone else (Grace?) found the video and picked up the fight, and then he joined? I don’t have much thought (well actually I have more than I’d like to admit) put into this idea, but ever since seeing that 50 second webisode, I’ve had that hmm what if idea in my head, and the only way I can really “see” it happening is if there was a similar situation to the shadowzone episode, where our bf5 meet the group that took up the fight when they died, team led by grace, with tezz, zen, and the rest of the group is ocs, but if this were a plotline I’d love for one of the team to be one of Agura’s brothers who came looking for her when she dropped off the face of the planet.

A crossover

umm I was really into storm hawks at the same time as I was into bf5, tho bf5 has withstood the test of time, so combining the 2 is something I’ve put some thought into before, but really w bf5′s setup of being able to go to different dimensions battlezones writing a crossover for really any show wouldn’t be hard.

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)

I don’t have a lot of ships for bf5 as a whole, if I had to say one Tezz/Sherman, I love the interaction where someone asks if tezz is the brains of the operation and sherman says tezz is the left brain and he (sherman) is the right

Other ships?

Tezz/AJ I guess, in the finale when they sent the og team in bc “they started it, you should be the ones to end it” they had some cute interactions

BROTP

Tezz and Tromp, lord of the kharamanos gave us so much good tezz content.

NOTP

bf5 didn’t have a lot of romance, so there was never a set up that made me go NO but anyone with zoom is a full stop for me, there’s no canonical ages, but zoom reads as 16 to me, and most of the other cast as young adults, but adults.

An assortment of headcanons!

He’s Autistic!

Boy had a Bad Home Life, the boy was like 9 when he got himself stranded in a battlezone, and wanted to get back to earth because it’s where he’s from, but he /never/ mentions getting back to people. like it’s one thing if his parents just let him do whatever and he was experimenting in his free time, but he didn’t try to find anyone when he got back. and he immediately was ride or die for the bf5. the show probably just didn’t have time to touch on it, but with what we were given I can not see him having a good relationship with his family.

Blake (asuming Belladonna)

What I like about them

Listen I love revolutionaries. love me some characters fighting for a cause. Blake don’t back down.

What I dislike about them

how much Sun is tolerated lol

Favourite moment

When she stared her abusive ex in the eyes after he asked “what made her think she could win this time” and said “I don’t have a choice, I have people who actually care about me, and I promised I’d never leave them agian. So I’m not dying now!”

you tell him blake

Least favourite moment

90% of the scenes she shares w sun lol. why couldn’t we get more time with her parents? oh right sun took up any time they could have had lol.

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more

fambly.

An interesting AU for this character

au where Adam never touched her.

A crossover

She-ra and the princesses of power, blake/yang and catra/adora, blonde jock and their cat gfs interacting

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)

Uh Bumbleby without a doubt. they’re the slow burn we never get with queer couples, and while they’re not “canon” yet, that’s because they’re a slow burn, and they’re getting proper developement, but even so, them having feelings for each other is canon, to a point where Arryn Zech, Blake’s va got a motherfucking bee tattoo. like they’re /the/ main couple of rwby, Arryn mentioned Yang as someone who was in love with blake at a panel and had to be reminded to mention Sun. that’s cast tho, their interactions in show?

Yin/yang symbolism where they’re both both at different times, beauty and the beast allusions, character with abandonment issues/character who has a tendency to run, excellent fighting synergy? I could literally talk about how much this ship means to me for hours (you’ve heard a lot of it sporadically ave) and it truly means a lot to me, I’m not normally a romancey person, but something about a show I was into before knowing (or really admitting to myself) that I was queer giving me that rep? in 2 of my favorite characters? I’m used to seeing shows w queer rep bc I heard there was rep and decided to check it out, but Bumbleby seemingly happened around me already here. they’re not a queer bait. one of them isn’t going to die. and they love each other so much.

Other ships?

Listen. no other possible ship for blake (or yang) holds a candle (ha sweet burning the candle reference) to bumbleby. I’m not gonna go into it explicitly, bc the person who sent this ask isn’t there yet >:) but (as much as irl, friendship is just as important as romantic relationships, and I hate the idea of romance being “more”) the show has built up yang and blake in such a way that if anyone else wanted to be even considered they’d have to compete with the other. if you’re considering getting into rwby, Heroes and Monsters was the ep that a lot of the fan base realized that hey, they’re actually doing bees? and that’s bc there’s a scene that is so powerful with the 2 of them. from a storytelling perspective no other ship has the substance to compete with the bees.

BROTP

Blacksun. Blake and Sun work better as friends than they ever could as romantic partners, Sun has feelings for Blake, but they’ve always been one sided, and the only time he’s been on screen that didn’t have me rolling my eyes or wishing he’d leave blake alone so her parents who she hasn’t seen in years could maybe get some of the screentime he’s hogging was when he was recovering from being injured and blake is all “this is why I had to leave, my friends get hurt bc of me” and he was like “that’s our decision to make, I’d do it again, and I know Yang would do the same” like yeah he continues to flirt while in menagerie (sp?), but as soon as he realizes that she didn’t run off to fight the white fang alone he spends his time trying to get her to go back to her team.

NOTP

Tauradonna. I’ve also seen the “ship” called Animal Abuse and ouch if that doesn’t just hit the nail on it’s head.

An assortment of headcanons!

when blake and yang kiss for the first time her ears are going to twitch.

Bi

Agura Ibaden

What I like about them

listen the second thing she does in the show is tear a robots head off do I need to give more words than that?

What I dislike about them

I mean one of my only complaints w bf5 is I want more girls, does that count? I wanted to know more about her backstory in general too, like 5 brothers? at least one nephew? warrior princess? give me

Favourite moment

The first time Vert isn’t there and Stanford challenges her right to be second in command and she just shuts him down hard and takes charge.

Least favourite moment

uhhhhh. idk whatever made agura/stanford a bigish ship in the fandom

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more

Listen. The toy line, which technically yeah sure not technically canon, but the toyline. calls her a warrior princess. was this just to sell toys? yeah probably. am I still intrigued. most definitely. Is Agura a motherfucking princess!!??

An interesting AU for this character

I can’t use the au I used for tezz, cause she’d be dead in that one. hmm. I just had a galaxy brain idea but what if everyone on the team got weapons with their vehicles and not just vert.

Give Agura a big sword.

OH SHIT I forgot about an idea I’ve had in the past but I don’t want to erase the give sword idea, one of those swapped aus shows have, agura and tezz are swapped tezz is on the team since the begining, is a little better w people, not by much he’s still but he didn’t spend his childhood alone fighting robots and sentients, and Agura got stuck on Vandal and becomes warlord within a year. Basically, trapped on alien planet--> I run this now. by time bf5 meet the vandals they’re allies not conquerors.

A crossover

yeah really just read what I wrote for tezz’s, the only way agura’s would change is if she’s a warrior princess like xena that could be fun, but cars and bf5′s whole thing would be super out of place.

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)

don’t really have any, Agura/Grace if I have to

Other ships?

Agura/Sage

BROTP

Agura and the Cortez brothers!

NOTP

any straight ship with her is lame

An assortment of headcanons!

I know I’m not over the toyline but like. what if she was just a princess the entire fucking time. and was just way chill about it. imagine the shutdown

Stanford: ~I’m 189th in line for the throne~

Agura: cool I’m 2nd, but if it becomes relevant before my nephew is an adult I’ll be acting monarch until he’s old enough for the responsibility.

Stanford.exe has stopped responding

Mermista

What I like about them

I like swimming, she’s a mermaid

What I dislike about them

she’s vaguely got rude older sister in a sit com where the younger brother is the main character written by people who don’t have siblings, but like not really?

Favourite moment

“mermista will swim through the sewer system” “I’m sorry mermista will what?” but she still does it.

Least favourite moment

hhmmm not sure, she was in 5 episodes and I liked her, I guess early on when I saw her and sea hawk interact before I knew what their relationship was like and I thought she genuinely didn’t like him her intro scene was kinda :/

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more

well I’m expecting a princess with fire powers eventually (I haven’t seen original she-ra so I don’t know if that’s an accurate assumption) and fire/ water powers are always cool to see interacting.

An interesting AU for this character

maybe I’ve been reading too much of that she-ra dnd blog but she’s an eldritch knight with the control water cantrip and that’s gud

A crossover

it’d be neat to see her and Lapis Lazuli interact

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)

Mermista/Sea Hawk. It’s a twist on what we normally see where the guy in a het relationship is emotionally distant and the girl does all the emotional labor, but even then mermista obviously cares about sea hawk a lot, she is just not comfortable expressing affection, and he respects her boundaries and absolutely adores her.

Other ships?

did you see how she looked at adora after she transformed into she-ra? I don’t actually ship them but every princess is gay for she-ra

BROTP

With what we have so far I’d like to say frosta, just cause water/ice powers.

NOTP

I don’t think I’ve seen anything with her that I had a negative reaction too   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean I guess frosta, we don’t have confirmed ages for any of them except for forsta who is decidedly way younger than the other princesses.

An assortment of headcanons!

the girl is bi

she had the mermaid tail before the people legs, and the tail is the default setting

[whosxafraid]

Luka and Edith!

Meme: Married Life MemeStatus: Open

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

Sometimes he’s not that great of shot. Sometimes he leaves a trail of clothes from the front door of the house all the way to the tub. That sit there like a breadcrumb trail for her to find when she gets back from dropping the boys off at school. Because once again the job they don’t talk about him having, kept him out all damn night. 

But bless her that she’s there when those sometimes happen. Bless her that she follows behind, picking them up and starts the washer without a word. Never asking about the grime and dirt and is that blood?. Instead she makes him breakfast. Instead she brings him a fresh cup of scald that neither of them mention has a hint of Jameson to it. Instead she nurses the aches and pains. Kisses the long night off his lips, and leaves nothing in her wake but peaceful sleep.

forgets to run the dish washer

He doesn’t honestly know how she does half the things she does. Maybe it’s just her. Maybe it’s a motherhood thing. Maybe it’s both. But everyone’s allowed a hick up now and then. Everyone’s allowed a mistake. So when it comes time for dinner and there isn’t a dish clean, and she’ll be home in five minutes with two starving boys—

He sets the oven to warm. He rolls up his sleeves and gets the hot water going. Because a man isn’t defined by his stature or his accomplishments. A man is defined by what he’s willing to do, to take care of those he loves. And he loves her and her boys. So he does the dishes, the old fashioned way. Has dinner on the table when she herds her offspring in the door, and they eat. And no one says a word about the dishwasher’s quiet hum from the kitchen.

pumps gas for the car

One am. Ten hours outside of nowhere Iowa. A state between them and him. And still his nose twitches. Still the palms of his hands itch. That makes it hard to keep hold of the lever. Breath coming in clouds amid the evening air. Green and yellow tracking every movement in the darkness beyond the hazy halo of the station lights. Eventually determining there’s nothing of import and shifting away. Flickering over his shoulder and into the back door window. 

He can just make out the red hair smushed against the heavily tinted glass. Barney’s been out cold for a few hours now, the wee blond on the other side even longer still. He should stop. Let them get some sleep in real beds, but they’ve miles yet to go and the risk to too high. 

The lever is released a second before it stops on it’s own. The nozzle replaced and he’s oh so carefully opening the driver’s door. Sliding into the seat and pulling the door shut again. The briefest glance at her in the passenger seat tucked beneath his jacket and lost to sleep same as her children. A small flinch and shift when he starts the engine up again and pulls away into the dark.

He’ll sleep when he’s dead. There needs to be as much distance between them and where they started as possible before they stop for any longer than a few minutes. He’d promised her safety after all. And that’s exactly what he was going to deliver.

Not ifs. No ands. No buts.

drives when they’re going somewhere

Five thirty-four am. Day lights breaking. The soft twilight between that he wished last longer at times. By six it’s enough to have her stirring, and by six fifteen she’s cracking her eyes open. Sitting up, stretching out the kinks. Blue blinking wide, and hands covering up a yawn. 

Quiet good mornings between them. The offer of coffee at the next exit that has something worth while. And they push onwards down the highway. Silence as it has been all night. Because what do he say? What can make this all better. Make this all less terrible than it is? Make this feel less like running and more like escaping. More like starting over fresh. 

There aren’t really words, so instead he simply offers a hand. Placed on the console between them. Offers a reassuring hitch of a smile, that he knows gets to her. And maybe it feels better than it should when she takes it. Threads her fingers between his and squeezes. Answers with her own little smile. 

And for a second–everything is right as rain.

rearranges the furniture

           “No…no over ther–no wait…ugh this isn’t working, hang on.”

He sets the couch down for the umpteenth time. Flops down in it and waits. Because he knows she’s going to be back in precisely seven point three minutes to have him completely undo everything they just did and start over again. 

But you won’t find him complaining. Manual labor and the sheer stupidity of how heavy the couch actually is…there isn’t anywhere else he’d rather be. Because how domestic is this? Moving furniture around twenty times in twenty different ways til you end up with it all right back where it started. Pretty damn domestic if he has anything to say.

But he won’t complain. Why?

Happy wife. Happy life.

falls asleep with the TV on

There’s something to be said for movie and chill. It’s that thing that came before Netflix and chill. Only no body bothered to name it. Because when you’ve got kids. When their the center of your universe from six am to nine pm–you haven’t got a lot of energy left by the time you can sit down.

So he puts on her favorite movie. Pulls her away from the latest diy project she’s decided to tackle, and wraps them up in her favorite blanket on the couch. And he’ll sit there long after she’s fallen asleep on his shoulder. Sit there and watch the colors move across the screen, until eventually he’s carrying her off to bed. Tucking her in, bidding her the sweetest of dreams with the brush of lips against her forehead. 

He can’t stay tonight. He’s got work to do. And there’s a note left by the coffee pot. He won’t be home for at least a week, but he’ll see them soon. 

gets to use the bathroom first

Like clock work when he hasn’t been up for longer than any creature what needs to sleep should—he’s up just before the sun is. Careful not to jostle the bed when he slips out of it, more deftly than someone his size should be able too.  Onward to the bathroom, to get rid of things that yes still happen to him at two thousand plus years old. 

Then it’s light footed steps that carry him down the hall. Pulling on a t-shirt to cover things the boys don’t need to see. Peeling open the fridge, grabbing all the essentials he needs to make breakfast for an army of three plus one. And by the time three different alarms are going off plates are made and milks are poured. Ready and waiting, for two zombies and their ever herding mother to come filing into the kitchen.

And every morning it’s the same.

            You didn’t have to. I could have.

And every morning he simply shrugs. Hands her a cup of coffee made to her taste, a smile and kiss to her forehead.

           “Aye, oi’ know.”

decides the temperature for the ac/heater

          “Oi! Dunna even be d’inkin’ o’bou’ i’.”

               But it’s boi—

           “Ye ma be col’. Dunna touch i’.”

Teenage grade grumbling as bare feet shuffle away down the hall. Drowned out only by the crisp snap of newspaper as it’s folded and then folded again. A glass of ice water sweating its life away next to him on the table. He’s just as miserably hot, but Edith is sick and anything he can do to make her more comfortable he’ll do. And the boys will learn a the value of suffering so someone you love doesn’t.

sets up holiday decorations

When you’ve lived as long as he has. And spent a good lot of those years on your own. Decorating for any holiday, eventually just stops. Becomes a fairly useless task because what goes up must come down. And holidays were meant for families. Not people with not a person of significance to their proverbial name.

So he forgets until she mentions it one day, while their out window shopping. He forgets until she stops at shop filled to the brim with Christmas lights, fake trees and snow. He forgets until he sees the way her eyes light up and that one smile that could out shine the sun if it chose, settles in her features. 

         “Come on, lass. Le’s go see wha’ we can be foi’ndin’ fer ye’house.”

Because he’s on a mission now isn’t he? He’s going to make this the best Christmas the three of them ever had. And maybe he’s already pulled up a list of local tree farms on his phone. Because the best Christmas deserved a real tree too.

leaves the lights on

She always leaves the porch light on. No matter the weather. No matter anything. It’s always on. Because she says it’s like her own personal light house. Her way of being that little light in the dark, that you never know who might need it. And it stuck with her didn’t it? Carried with her across the thousand miles from one home to a new one. 

And maybe that’s exactly what it starts being for him. When it started he can’t say. But pulling into onto that street…when all other lights had long been extinguished–it’s there. There to guide him that last stretch of road. That softens the steps between the car and the front door. That shows the way for his keys. That halos him in an easy glow of warmth, like it’s silently welcoming him home no matter what hour it is. 

And eventually he stops himself from turning it off with the shutting of the door. Because lighthouses are not meant to go out. And he’ll not be the one to extinguish this one. Not now and not ever.

uses the bathroom with the door open

Years of living alone, you forget to do certain things. Things like shutting the damn door when you’ve got to take a piss. And the first time she’d walked into the bedroom and heard—well he’d felt the door shut before he heard it. And ever since it had became a tick. He’d forget she’d remind. Until eventually it became a wordless habit. A way things just went. And never her mind that he still chuckled about the absurdity of it, every single time.

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

                  I’ll just call some–

          “Oi’ go’i’lass. Jus’ be o’leak.”

                 I’m standing in an inch of water!

           “Oi’ be in ta drive way. Have ta wee shoi’te open ta back door.”

And in he comes. Boots squeaking agianst wet tile. Stepping over a damn made of towels and old tshirts. Tool box set down and angling himself a bit weirdly under the sink.

             “Oi’ lad. Hand me ta d’ree qua’ers.”

Because call someone? No. He’s lived too long and had to fix his own plumbing and half a dozen other things breaking in his life to toss money at someone that will take an hour to get there. He’ll do it himself. With a little help from his best assistant of course.