#SHELDONEY

[resolutevalor]

@sheldoney requested starter

Puzzled eyes behold him for a long moment. "Oh, sorry. Was that not a joke?" Penny pauses for another long minute. "You really want me to take you to work with me?" That sounded like an absolute nightmare. Not that she did not ADORE his presence. She did. Sheldon was one of her favorite people.

[vsevildead]

"Oh-ho man... If I had homework, you would so be doing it for me, right now."

@sheldoney

[sialiia]

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ㅤㅤ𝓣heir first official date. It wasn't super fancy, dinner and maybe something afterward. Sydney chose a restaurant Sheldon was familiar with, yet it still felt okay for her to dress up a little bit. She had only been waiting outside the building for a couple of minutes, checking the time on her phone she was on time- that was reassuring. Though they were acquainted already, but taking their relationship to this level made her nervous- at least it was a good kind of nervous. She hoped in some way, he felt the same.

[godresembled]

@sheldoney | ♡

"How else does one expand their mind than by reading everything?"

[essentiamortis]

@sheldoney sent a raven : 🍒 + my url pls || inbox.

okay for starters - the big bang theory holds a special place in my heart. my father and i used to watch it together when i was growing up. he has since passed and it's been hard for me to watch it knowing that he's gone.

writing with your sheldon has eased that pain because your ability to capture sheldon cooper’s essence in writing goes beyond mere observation - it's a deep, intuitive understanding of who he is—his quirks, his rigid logic, and the hidden layers beneath his seemingly impenetrable exterior then you seemingly go beyond that and i'm absolutely floored by it. your writing encapsulates his uniqueness while offering glimpses into the heart of someone who, despite his intellectual superiority, is still learning what it means to be understood. through your words, penny - you've woven sheldon into a fully realized individual with both precision and heart.

i hope we get to continue exploring the dynamic between elizabeth and sheldon further as it brings a new sense of light and life to both of muses.

[jewelstole]

sheldoney asked: "Why do cats hate laptops? They don't have a mouse."

" cute. does that joke normally work for you ? "

[sacredpyre]

@sheldoney

"Where do rainbows go when they're bad? Prism. It's a light sentence. But it gives them time to reflect. "

[morethanweseem]

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Who is the little spoon? - They don't spoon. sometimes she'll lay on his chest.

Who sings in the shower? - Penny. loudly.

Who plays pranks on the other? - Both. ohmygosh all the time.

Who is the one who listens to pop music? - Penny. again, loudly.

Who brings the other a random cup of joe? - both.

Who picks the cheesy movies for date night? - Penny, she has a list of movies that are not allowed for date night and yes, all of the superhero movies are on that list.

Who is more likely to feed the other in public? - oh Penny does it whenever she wants Sheldon to try something new. Gives him the big eyes and a pout

Who gives the other random little compliments? - Sheldon.

Who is always stealing food from the other’s plate? - Penny does it all the time and it drives Sheldon crazy.

Who is more likely to let the other borrow their car?  - No. Just no.

Who makes the list before they go grocery shopping? - Sheldon

Who makes sure the other takes their meds when sick? - both. Sheldon will mask up/glove up and spray a lysol path to her to give her her beds every 4 hours. Penny is less delicate about it, which is why she always catches what he has.

Who watches sports and has to teach the other the rules? - Sheldon explained muggle quidditch to her. He is surprisingly knowledgeable about sports.

Who pulls the other to their feet for a dance in the living room? - Penny.

Who has to keep reminding the other to hurry or they’ll be late? - Sheldon. Penny's terrible with time.

Who is the one most likely to get a tattoo with the other’s name? - Neither. Sheldon hates needles and Penny learned that lesson already.

[chaoticjoke]

Are they comfortable cursing? Do they do it under their breath or outloud?

II Minor Details About The Muse– Ask Meme // ACCEPTING

The Joker is comfortable with literally anything if it suits him and his needs at a particular moment or situation. Cursing is not an exception.

He curses more under his breath though and mouths profanities or mumbles the foul words to himself, like we see in the movie at this very moment:

However, sometimes he can curse out loud, bellowing the obscenities as an example of intimidation tactics or when he’s really, REALLY pissed. I can’t say his vernacular is littered with swear words, and he doesn’t use the word ‘fuck’ instead of commas in his speech, but he 100% will use the f-, c-, and sh- words to emphasize his point. And the Joker is hella good at making points. I also believe that if The Dark Knight wasn't rated PG-13, we would have definitely heard him curse. A lot.

Imagine: TDK, rated R: "What the fuck happened? Did your fucking balls drop off? Hmm?", "It's simple, we fuck the Bat-man."

There's also this thing about the Joker, that he can say any word in a certain way that it will sound utterly gross and obscene. It doesn't even need to be a swear word. He can utter your name and it will sound dirty. He can pronounce a number and it will make your skin crawl:

Because our imagination immediately goes wild and what we see and hear is:

I can't picture him say 'God dammit', 'Jesus fucking Christ', or 'Oh my fucking God', though. It has nothing to do with his views on religion, I just think it would sound out of character.

[hexsreality]

Lyric Starter Post ⤷ Always Accepting!

❝ Are you cold? ❞

☽◯☾┄─ @sheldoney || French Police-Vampiro ᗢ

[morb1dg1rlaa]

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❝ it's just the silliest concept to me. like,that's a crime,bro. yet he's celebrated for it and they leave cookies and milk for robbing their houses ! ❞she's very animated talking about christmas and her hatred for it. she never liked the holiday and always loved halloween the most and not just because it was her birthday too,free candy and you got to be someone else for a while.

❝ you'd be the most fit santa out there. though i don't know if you could pull it off in one night,unless you were like,high off something. ❞

[resolutevalor]

⛓️For Sheldon and Penny (if you feel comfortable with that right now)

receiver kisses sender mid-sentence, unable to wait another second to feel them again.

Variables. Statistics. Theories. Penny had gotten lost in the maze-like torrent of his words twenty minutes ago. Her usually keen eyes feel as though they are glazing over with a layer of fog. She's tried to politely interject, to find a way out of this overwhelming tangle, but Sheldon had become a man on a one-way track. A track to hell, if you asked Penny. She knew better than to get him started. Yet, was foolhardy enough to have made mention of the subject in the first place.

Another TEN minutes of this seemingly endless lecture, and Penny would SURELY die of information overload. So, Penny did what any other self-respecting woman would do. She broached the gap that had existed between them with poise and determination.

Sliding into the seat beside him, she hurriedly encroaches upon his space. Her porcelain hand flew gingerly to his throat. Commandingly she reels him in, not waiting for him to catch his breath or utter another syllable. Instead, the blonde presses her lips ravenously to his. (If only to shut him up)

Trembling hands hold him there several moments longer than strictly necessary in hopes that he would forget exact where he was in the conversation. His lips are astonishingly delightful. And his mirthful eyes, when they are taken off guard, seemed to present wonderful new galaxies--. She lets her eyes flicker shut, just in case he may be repulsed by her IMPULSIVE behavior.

[sialiia]

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ㅤㅤ❝𝓗and sanitizer?❞ Sydney offered the small portable bottle.

[rebelpuff]

⚠ Sheldon. I'm curious lol

powerpoint night.

[vyrulent]

starter call || @sheldoney

Lydia moved to take her spot in the chair opposite of his spot. Her dark eyes taking in his lithe form. She could see the old woman in the corner, a lost grandmother in search of her grandson. She'd mistaken Sheldon as her grandson, wanting to fret about him though pained by ghostly limitations.

Gaze moved from him to the old woman then back to Sheldon. A playful smile spread upon her lips.

"Do you still doubt that I can see ghosts?"

[mastcrmarksman]

[ silly starters ] ⸻ clint's new tenant is @sheldoney, god help them all

❝ Look....❞ He's rummaging through cupboards, losing his train of thought ❝ Really? You haven't gone grocery shopping yet. ❞ This is not the best way to judge a new genius tenant who he's asking for help from to avoid calling in a favor from Tony.