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TELL ME ABOUT THE SPIES HS MUSICAL AU *grabby hands* /nf

OKAY OKAY OKAY <3

So spies are forver is a Tin Can Brothers Musical (think starkid adjacent) AND IT FUCKING BOPS.

AU made in full collboration with the wonderful @clairvoyance7465, she cowrote this post, pls show her love <33333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd3aJl930YE

(thats part 1, the entire show is incredible)

Watch it if you haven't, I'm gonna try not to spoiler it with the au.

But also this au will make like absolutely zero sense if you dont know the plot of spies are forever.

SO this au is an (american) high school AU. It’s Wilbur’s senior year and the theatre department is basically his to run. So he writes his own musical (Spies are Forever) and acts as the triple threat he is, directing, casting, and acting in his own masterpiece.

The cast is pretty much only made up of Wilbur’s friends, who have been forcefully dragged into his world. The lead is none other than football star Dream himself who finds himself wanting to try something different in his last year of high school, resulting in endless teasing from the other guys on the team, but hey, what can he say, it seemed like fun.

Full cast is as follows:

Crew:

Director - Wilbur

Writer - Wilbur

Choreographer - Tubbo

Set Design - Foolish

Stage Manager - Drista

Cast:

Wilbur (Senior): Baron Von Nazi, Vladamir Poopin

Tommy (Freshman): Sergio Santos (listen this one legitimatley kills me and i would pay tommy money to see him preform this song), The Announcer, and Hans

Technoblade/George (Seniors): Owen (it makes sense i promise)

Dream (Senior): Curt Mega

Niki (Junior): Tatiana, Ballroom dancer/ Poopin

Tubbo(Freshman): Cynthia, The second deadliest man, Heidi

Ranboo (Sophmore): Susan, That one waiter that says "you dont have to snap at me", Guy who drags off the second deadliest man

Fundy (Junior): Barb and Gretel

Puffy(Senior): Mrs Mega, Ballroom dancer w/ Schlatt

Foolish (Senior): The Prince

Schatt(Senior): Richard Big, Ballroom dancer w/ Puffy

Quackity(Senior): The Informant

Jack Manifold (Junior): Deadliest Man Alive.

Are you still with me?

Great.

So Wilbur writes this entire musical and casts it but he's having trouble finding his "Owen", he conscripts (read: forces) his twin brother, fencing star and academic whiz Technoblade, into participating in his musical. He breaks the fourth wall a few too many times for Wilbur's sanity, but over all, it works. Owen is a smaller role for the show so Wilbur's not too worried UNTIL , dun dun dun, Techno finds out he has a fencing tournament that coinsides with the show and has to drop out. Wilbur speedruns the seven stages of grief about the show being ruined and only Niki is able to remotely console him.

Now, Dream has been pretty nervous about starring in his first ever musical so he'd often use his boyfriend George to practice his lines/songs with. As a result, George knows the part of Owen pretty well and even has the british accent necessary for the role. Dream and Wilbur beg him to take it, and he caves and BOOM, DNF. (if you know, you know, someone is going to assainate me for this au, i just know it)

THE SHOW IS AMAZING CLAP CLAP CLAP HAPPY ENDING

And if Wilbur realizes he'll never get the rights to Hamilton and writes his own version around some fake place called L'Manburg for the spring musical? Well lets just say it was meant to be <3.

And yeah, this is one of mine (and clairs <3333 beloved) favorite aus of all time, its so niche and dear to us. OH YEAH, cannonical SBI family dynamic in case you were wondering and lots of characters attend the hs, they just aren't in the theatre program lmao. (theres karlnapity, puffychu, etc)

PS: Can you tell I like casting Tubbo in Lauren Lopez roles hoiylg7fkuytdrh