#SWLTS

[smindersonfan]

I'm three years late, but here's some of mine. Mind you, they're all from SWLTS.

Greg singing "Feelings" pretending to take his pants off to "let out" his double act partner and then Andy later adding on to that bit by saying he was trapped in a pair of pants singing "Feelings" with Greg

Everybody breaking to start dancing to Greek music after Andy cues it

Ed Byrne's "My Dad pictures presents" trailer

Ed Gamble's Poundland and PCWorld trailers

Frankie Boyle during the "Unhelpful things to do in a crisis" segment: *starts singing "Kumbaya"*

Ed Byrne breaking out into "Tomorrow" from Annie during the weatherman segment

Ed Byrne during the "Unlikely things to hear over a Tannoy" segment: Will a Mr. FIRE come into the kitchen?

Dara refusing Andy the chance to tell a joke after rubbing salt into the wounds of the Ireland loss

Frankie Boyle: Show us where Dumbledore touched you; show us on the doll

Hugh Dennis: Congratulations, You did it! And we'll prove it. The Crown Prosecution Service.

Greg's giant fly VS SWAT team joke; in his defense, I'm afraid of flies

Ed Byrne's "Hogwarts was just a heroin-induced hallucination" joke

Ed Byrne's plot spoiling continuity announcer

Ed Gamble's Dignitas joke

Frankie Boyle: Keep smiling! Have Gordon killed. Keep smiling! Have Gordon killed.

Frankie Boyle: Charles, this is the plants. You betrayed us again! We're gonna kill your NEW wife too!

Ed Byrne's war of the roses joke

All of Ed Byrne's puns

Hugh Dennis's inaccurate yet prophetic joke about Charles killing his mummy to become King (I say prophetic because apparently, Elizabeth never fully recovered from having COVID after Charles gave it to her; thus he inadvertently killed her, making him King) [Also inaccurate because in the joke, he's contemplating smothering her with a pillow]

Ed Gamble's UKIP joke followed by Romesh coming out to add on by saying he's been hiding in the cupboard Ed discovered him in for "bloody ages*

Ed Byrne stealing the mic only for Dara to buzz him off the stage

Greg's Inspector Morse joke

Frankie Boyle's dark Chinese children's sweatshop birthday joke

in honour of the callous murder of mock the week by the bbc, here's some of my favourite bits:

James Acaster: 'we will fight them on the beaches, goddamn i love these peaches'

Milton Jones: the romance series about the lighthouse keeper

Hugh Dennis: jam breakdown

Ed Byrne: cooking when drunk

Hugh Dennis: 'she wouldn't walk, she wouldn't run, she would simply Anne Boleyn'

The 30 minute supercut of Dara O'Briain being mocked

Milton Jones: 'cornwall has no capital, false or Truro?'

Hugh Dennis and the stepladder bit

Rob Beckett's dad in the bath

Ed Byrne: 'am I invisible in this fucking jacket?'

Andy Parsons: ace kebabs

James Acaster: the pummeler

Andy Murray in the audience

[rowanthestrange]

Scenes I’d Like To See That Would Kill Me Instantly:

*sparks flying as something cuts its way into Yaz’s hiding place*

Yaz: “It- It’s here, sorry, sorry I messed up, it’s here, the Cyberman.”

*the shell breaks away*

The Cyberman: *monotonously* Cyberlady please. I’m old-fashioned.

[cutest-silly-nb]

Note 2 swlt remember to turn the burner down a little when put the spaghetti in and also don't forget the salt

Okay time for make spaghetti it's goint to be the best one yet i know it

[ideastraveller]

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SAP S4 HANA | SAP BW on Hana | ABAP on HANA Online Training Hyderabad

Course Content Designed from SAP Certification Material: 1) HA100 : Introduction to SAP HANA 2) HA150 : SQL Concepts for HANA ( Covers New Advanced SQL for EHP 7 on HANA andAdvanced SQL Script Programming ) 3) HA400 : ABAP Programming for HANA i.e. ABAP on HANA 4) S4H400: SAP S/4 HANA CDS Embedded Analytics Overview 5) S4H410:  SAP S/4 HANA Analytics  and Modeling with Core Data Services Views 6) HA300 : Introduction and Advanced SAP HANA Modelling 7) In addition to these I am going to Cover --SAP HANA Migration Concepts on Business Suite on HANA/S4 System. --SAP Side Car Approaches i.e. ADBC and Secondary Database Connection Target Students & Prerequisites: Students should have Basic knowledge of SAP Concepts & they ought to Familiar with Database knowledge 1.0 Introduction to SAP ABAP on HANA Training Online  1.1 Evolution of HANA  1.2 Introduction to SAP HANA  1.3 Introduction to SAP In-Memory Strategy and Technology  1.4 HANA compare to BWA  1.5 SAP HANA Landscape  1.6 SAP In-Memory Computing Product Strategy and Roadmap

2.0 SAP ABAP on HANA Training Online STUDIO Look & Feel  2.1 In-Memory Computing Studio  2.2 Administration view  2.3 Navigator View  2.4 System Monitor  2.5 Information Modeler

3.0 SAP HANA Architecture  3.1 Architecture Overview  3.2 IMCE and Surroundings  3.3 Row Store  3.4 Column Store  3.5 Loading data into HANA  3.6 Data modeling concepts  3.7 Reporting  3.8 Persistent Layer  3.9 Backup & Recovery

4.0 Introduction to Development Environment –SAP ABAP on HANA TrainingOnline  4.1 Overview of Eclipse  4.2 SAP’s Eclipse Strategy  4.3 Unbundling of Eclipse and SAP Software  4.4 Central Update Site  4.5 Installing the Development Environment  4.6 Installing SAP HANA Studio  4.7 Installing the ABAP Development Tools for SAP NetWeaver  4.8 Getting Started in the Development System  4.9 Basic Principles of Eclipse

5.0 Performance Tools in SAP HANA   5.1  Understand the Runtime Analysis (SE30)   5.2  Understand the ABAP Trace (SAT)   5.3  Understand the Code Inspector (SCI)   5.4  Understand the SQL Trace (ST05)   5.5  SQLM and SWLT   5.6  SQL Performance Tuning Work List Tool (SWLT)

6.0 Migration concepts and Prerequisites on EHP7 on HANA Database  6.1 SAP S/4 HANA Migration Changes  6.2  SAP S/4 HANA Performance Changes

HA400 – ABAP PROGRAMMING FOR HANA

7.0   Advanced ABAP SQL concepts for SAP HANA       7.1   Escape Host Variables       7.2   Dynamic Declaration of Internal tables and work areas       7.3   Arithmetic Expression Operations in HANA ABAP SQL       7.4   IF then ELSE inside HANA ABAP SQL       7.5   CASE Statements inside  HANA ABAP SQL       7.6   COALESCE  Function in HANA ABAP SQL       7.7   Advanced Filtering on ON CONDITION       7.8   Advanced Joins on HANA ABAP SQL

8.0 Core Data Services(CDS) ANALYTICS

CDS : DATA DEFINATIONS                8.1   CDS Define View Definition                8.2   CDS Define View with Joins                8.3   CDS Define View on View                8.4   CDS View Extensions                8.5   CDS Views with Input Parameters                8.6   CDS Views with Associations                    8.8   CDS Define View with Annotations                8.9  CDS Standard View Extensions/Ehancements                8.10  CDS Define TABLE FUNCTIONS with PARAMETERS                8.11  CDS Define ABSTRACT ENTITIES                8.12  CDS ABSTRACT ENTTIES with PARAMETERS  

9.0 CORE DATA SERVICES : ACCESS CONTROL      9.1 CDS Authorization Object      9.2 CDS FULL Access      9.3 CDS User Data Access 10.0 CORE DATA SERVICES : ASSOCIATION      10.1 CDS ASSOCIATIONS LEFT OUTER JOINS      10.2 CDS ASSOCIATIONS INNER JOINS      10.3 CDS ASSOCIATIONS FILTERS

S/4 HANA CDS Embedded Analytics

11.1 Building CDS Views with S/4 HANA Features     11.11  CDS Basic Views     11.12  CDS Composite Views     11.13  CDS Consumption View

11.2 S/4 HANA CDS Annotations     11.21 Newly Introduced Annotation s } 11.3 Exposing S/4 CDS EMBEDDED      11.31   ODATA Services in SAP UI5/FIORI      11.32   BW Bex Query Analyzer      11.22. O Analysis for Office using CDS

HA150 – SQL SCRIPT PROGRAMMING FOR HANA

11.0  SQL SCRIPTS Programming for SAP HANA       11.1  SQL Clause New Feature       11.2  SQL Functions       11.3  Using Tuple Variables       11.4  Case Statements in SQL       11.5  Group By       11.6  Order By       11.7  IS NULL/ NOT NULL       11.8  Between       11.9  LIKE Predicate       11.10  Order Precedence       11.11  Aggregate Functions       11.12  UNION and UNION ALL       11.13  Joining Table                à Inner Join              à Left Outer Join              à Right Outer Join              à Full Outer Join  11.14  Data Manipulation                     à Insert                     à Update                     à Delete    

 11.15 Data Definition                     à Create column table                     à Alter Table                     à Rename Table                     à Drop Table 12.0 ABAP Managed Database Procedures(AMDP)        12.1 AMDP Using PARAMETERS        12.2 AMDP Using SELECT OPTIONS        12.3  AMDP METHOD on METHOD Concept          12.4 AMDP debugging using GUI and Eclipse Studio        12.5  AMDP EXCEPTIONS Handling  

13.0 OO ABAP List Viewer with integrated Data          Access( IDA )       13.1  ABAP List Viewer (ALV) with Integrated Access to SAP HANA

SAP HANA Side Car Approaches :

10.0 ADBC (ABAP DATABASE CONNECTIVITY) to SAP HANA   10.1 Accessing SAP HANA tables from ABAP   10.2 Accessing SAP HANA Procedures from ABAP   10.3  Pros and Cons of ADBC

11.0  Secondary Database Connection to SAP HANA   11.1 Accessing SAP HANA tables from ABAP   11.2  Pros and Cons of Secondary DB Connection

HA300 SAP HANA ANALYTICAL MODELING

12.0 Creating SAP HANA Artifacts         12.1  Creating Packages   12.2  Creating Delivery Units   12.3   Creating SAP HANA Database(Column/Row tables)   12.4   Creating SAP HANA Database Views   12.5   Creating Authorization Objects   12.6   Load data into SAP HANA tables using CSV Files   12.7   Creating Sequences   12.8   Creating Synonyms   12.9   Creating SAP HANA Procedures   12.10  Creating SAP HANA Functions

17.0  Creating Attribute Views         17.1 Data Foundation and Semantics         17.2 Calculated Columns         17.3 Filters operations         17.4 Attributes and Measures         17.5 Data Analysis                 17.5.1  Raw Data                 17.5.2  Distinct Values                 17.5.3   Graphs  

18.0  Creating Analytic Views          18.1  Creating Input Parameters          18.2  Creating Restricted Columns          18.3  Creating Calculated Columns          18.4  Filter Operations

19.0  Creating Calculated Views          19.1 Graphical Based Calculated Views          19.2  Script Based Calculated Views            19.3  Currency Conversion          19.4  Unit of Measure Conversion

20.0 Stored Procedures           20.1 Creating the Stored Procedures           20.2 Debugging the stored Procedures

21.0 User Management           21.1 Creation of Users  21.2 Creation of Roles  21.3 Creation of Role Hierarchy  21.4 Assignment of users to roles  21.5 Authentications  21.6 IMCE Authorizations

22.0 Consuming SAP HANA Views in ABAP         22.1 Working with Views in SAP HANA Studio         22.2 Consuming SAP HANA Views via Native SQL         22.3 Accessing SAP HANA Views via External Views in ABAP

23.0 Calling SAP HANA Database Procedures in ABAP         23.1 Working With Database Procedures in SAP HANA  Studio         23.2 Calling SAP HANA Procedures in ABAP         23.3 Calling SAP HANA Procedures via ABAP Database                     Procedure Proxies

24.0 Transport of SAP HANA Objects           24.1 SAP HANA Transport -- ABAP CTC           24.2 SAP HANA Transport --  Delivery Unit

25.0 Managing Modeling Concepts  25.1 Schemas  25.2 Import & Export  25.3 Copying Objects

26.0  XS ODATA Services  26.1 Exposing tables and views  26.2 Defining relationship between tables

Reporting Tools

27.1 Accessing the SAP HANA Views from Lumiro Reporting Tool 27.2 Accessing the SAP HANA Views from Qlik Sense Reporting Tool   27.3 Accessing the SAP HANA Views from Excel

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[hammerbacks]

I know you're green, I've done my bit, this card is made of recycled shit.

Fred McAulay [Unlikely Greetings Cards.]

[rowanthestrange]

Just imagine Missy sat in her little control room at the point between universes and admitting that ‘O’ was just acting on her behalf because some idiot decided to laser her back, kidney, and honestly most of her internal organs. Having lap dogs is useful after all.

And the Doctor takes all this in, and asks to see the damage. She is a doctor after all. And Missy leans forward, saying she was there when the Doctor chose that name and so there’s no fooling her.

And the Doctor just straight up punches her in the back.

[rowanthestrange]

Spyfall Scene Edit:

In Part 1 we have the Master telling Graham about his shelf of Doctor stuff and asking if he wants a look. Graham looks like he’s thinking about it.

Doctor breaks this up.

Later Yaz appears in the box, in the Master’s TARDIS (still waiting on an explanation as to why she was spat out there in particular but never mind).

Replace the time taken for scene with Ryan’s comforting because while I certainly like a bit of Ryan/Yaz cuteness I need the time, and it makes her look disproportionately traumatised vs. how she will act for Part 2.

In this version, give Graham the chance to comfort Yaz, nursing some not-iced tea, while the Doctor goes off to get Ryan and will ‘just be five minutes - unless we stop for donuts, would anyone like donuts?’, and the concept of the shelf is brought up by Graham to Yaz. The camera pans up ‘behind’ the shelf, the two characters gaze on it, with the Master behind them. With some Australian snake imagery around for when you rewatch this scene.

Then at the end of Part 2, when the Doctor does her bit of opening the floor for questions, have Ryan be the only one who’s asking questions, curious by nature as he is, and the other two, subtly not quite looking at her, until she does her Tenth Doctor Script, in surprise that she’s said anything at all.

Benefit: Tension between characters, the question of did they or didn’t they look at the shelf, altering the character’s ‘good companion’ standings, allowing for some juicy Master as genesis serpent imagery/meta should you want that in the future (and as he’s got secret knowledge about the beginning of the Time Lord race it looks like you do), and the audience is left wondering how much they know - allowing you to pull some Chekov’s Information at some point in the future.

[rowanthestrange]

Finally, I’ve worked out how you could end Spyfall in a non-traumatic and amusing way, and even make it mildly festive.

The last scene is the Doctor moaning, collapsed face down on someone’s kitchen table, surrounded with a huge amount of conveniently off-brand Quality Sweet wrappers. Almost an entire tin’s worth. Ryan idly piles some onto her head. Yaz taps the table with one finger.

“Oh, I’ve got another one! Never Ever Have I Ever-��”

“NOOOoooOOOooo...”

[rowanthestrange]

Episodes I’m Not Allowed To Make #295:

After an Incident in which Yaz and Ryan almost get killed, the Doctor, fearing the worst has happened again runs away, trying to escape from her emotions. And a tricky little voice starts whispering in our inventor’s ear. That it could give her freedom from all this, all the pain, all the expectation. It just needs her mechanical skills. And the rest of her.

A man with a duty of care and a Wanted sign on his back, opens the door to a woman who can’t possibly be who she says she is.

But there is a Lone Cyberman no longer in hiding, with a body, a brain, and a TARDIS.

And the Doctor will need all the help she can get to save herself.

[shyearthquakedaze]

Dusty Old Posters from 80s Metal Magazines, plus SWLT