#SXFC59

[thelreads]

OH MY GOD BECKY`S FACE

PLEASE

I FUCKING CAN`T

GLAD TO SEE YOU ALSO HAVE REALIZED THE GRANDIOSE THAT IS YOR, THE THORN PRINCESS. WE`LL WELCOME YOU INTO THE FAN CLUB, YOUNG ONE, YOU SHALL LEARN HOW TO ADORE HER AS THE GODDESS SHE IS

[thelreads]

OH MY GOD, YOR GOT AN APPRENTICE

I CAN`T BELIEVE THAT BECKY IS GONNA BECOME AN ASSASSIN AS WELL.

MEANWHILE TWILIGHT IS STILL BAFFLED AT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HIM

You know, it just dawned at me that this all took place in the same day. It felt like I was watching a whole week of comedic development.

Also, don`t lie Martha, you were just around the block, watching to see if everything was safe, we know it.

Don`t... Don`t even ask Martha. Trust me, there`s not enough hours in the day to explain what happened here. Just know that soon Becky will be able to kill on her own without needing you to do the heavy lifting.

[thelreads]

bECKY PLEASE CALM DOWN

WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU EVEN THINKING IN RIGHT NOW, YOU`RE NOT W.D. GASTER FOR PETE`S SAKE

ANYA PLEASE

STOP

MERCY ON MY SOUL

[thelreads]

Yeah, this went as well as one would expect. Now watch Yor touch that thing and make it blast off into the skies.

Yeah, see what I meant Becky? I knew you`d get hurt like that. now watch the Queen showing 1% of her power.

One-handed on top of that. Yor please you don`t need to show off like that, she`s already heartbroken, and you have no idea why

[thelreads]

I`m going to hit you with a flyswatter Becky

And Yor- well, I think she understood what Becky meant. I think so. But like I said, she`s an adult, she knows Twilight well enough to know he`s not a sicko, and so she knows this is just an innocent one-sided precocious crush that she shouldn`t give any thought about.

Don`t worry Becky, having faced your end like that is more enough to pay for your lie. You`re forgiven.

YOR PLEASE

I CAN`T WITH THIS

[thelreads]

That was really dramatic Becky, well done. unfortunately, you`re like, 20 years too early for that move to actually work, and not even Twilight himself could make sense of what you meant.

Becky I`m going to put you in a nunnery so you can be away from those soap operas because you absolutely shouldn`t be watching stuff like that.

Oh my god Twilight is so confused and Anya`s face-

what even is this expression girl

[thelreads]

Anyway, the schedule got a bit jumbled up. again. But we shall continue as if nothing happened. And from now on until the next jumbling up, today is Spy x Family day! Hell yeah, after the bonding chapter with bonding, and then the harem ending of Bondman I want to see what ridiculous thing we`re gonna get next involving bond. Get ready, for Mission 59.

OH MY GOD NO, FIRST IT WAS ANYA WATCHING ROMANCES BEYOND HER AGE BRACKET, NOW WE CAME BACK TO THE QUEEN OF THAT- BECKY NO, THIS SHIT WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN, TRUST ME.

oh

oh no

I think some fuckery is about to descend upon the Forgers` house

[thelreads]

And we come to an end- and my god, I`m still feeling my chest hurting from laughing.

Oh my god, what a chapter.

This was so absurdly funny, I can`t even say much about it. It was just an onslaught of jokes, one after another. Poor becky, she became the butt of the jokes, but it was inevitable, she really was being too forward on things that aren`t for her age.

One thing that I`m not surprised since the series has a pretty good track record, but still am glad for, is that there weren`t cringe misunderstandings. Sure, Twilight got worried that his wife would think he was hitting on a kid, but Yor would never think that about him. She understood that Becky has a crush and all that, but she never, for a single moment, thought that Twilight was doing something wrong. that`s how much she trusts him.

Loved that. And it was a bit adorable seeing Becky going that far her crush. Truly precocious. She and Damian have a lot in common, don`t they?

[thelreads]

I CAN HEAR THE TERMINATOR MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.

JESUS FUCK YOR

YEAH BECKY, YOU`LL GET USED TO IT. PEOPLE AROUND YOR TEND TO FACE THEIR OWN MORTALITY EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES IN AVERAGE.

OH, IS SHE GOING TO TELL THE TRUTH TO YOR? OR WILL SOMETHING HAPPEN TO STOP HER? WE CAN ALMOST SEE THE HOSPITAL FROM HERE, SHE BETTER BE QUICK ON HER WORDS

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Becky please, that`s tea, Yor and everyone there knows that it`s tea- although I can see her being worried over having messed up by accident and put alcohol on the tea, oh she wouldn`t forgive herself if she did that

OH GOD SHE`S FREAKING OUT SHE REALLY THOUGHT SHE PUT ALCOHOL ON THE TEA BY ACCIDENT

EVERYONE TAKE COVER, SHE`S GONNA BLOW

[thelreads]

BECKY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU CALM DOWN FOR A SINGLE SECOND I CAN`T EVEN KEEP UP WITH YOUR ABSURDITIES

ALSO, OH MY GOD I CAN`T WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS WHEN THIS GETS ANIMATED LMAO

NO, BAD ANYA, BAD

YOU STOP THAT TRAIN OF THOUGHT RIGHT NOW

ANYA PLEASE I CAN`T BELIEVE YOU SOLD OUT YOUR MOM LIKE THAT

THE AUDACITY! THE BETRAYAL! OH, HOW HORRIBLE!

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TOO LATE BECKY, SHE CAN`T BE STOPPED RIGHT NOW. WATCH HER BACKFLIP OVER THAT CAR AS TO NOT STOP

OR BE HIT STRAIGHT-ON BY IT, THAT ALSO WORKS

AND YEET GOEST REBECCA

SEE YOU, SPACE REBECCA

[thelreads]

BECKY PLEASE YOU STILL HAVEN`T GIVEN UP?

BECKY PLEASE YOU`RE GONNA FUCKING HURT YOURSELF

PHYSICALLY I MEAN, BECAUSE EMOTIONALLY YOU MUST ALREADY BE DEVASTATED

ALSO JESUS FUCK I KNOW YOU`RE RICH BUT YOU DON`T NEED TO WALK WITH THAT AMOUNT OF CASH AROUND

AND I`M TRYING TO HOLD MY LAUGH AT THE “MOOD FOR A HAMMER” PANEL

[thelreads]

yor please. that`s how it started, but it`s not why it continued. He wouldn`t have shown so much compassion if he didn`t actually wanted to be by your side. And if I recall correctly, he did say how strong you were, and that`s why you`d be a good mother to Anya.

Well, Yor didn`t misinterpret what he said, I think, but Becky most certainly did.

Sure, Twilight seems the type to be into strong, amazonian waifus, but- I don`t remember where I was going with this. Yeah.

Yeah she did misinterpret that. Huh.

Well, Becky, if you didn`t had a chance before now you DEFINITELY doesn`t stand a sliver of chance against her. yor could brenchpress the moon if she wanted, how can you ever hope to measure up?

[thelreads]

Oh this is going to go horrible alright

I`ll grab the popcorn and the tissues for when the tears start rolling.

Strong start from Yor- No I don`t mean the ingredients, I mean the fact she exists at all. You really can`t compete with that, can you?

Anya please, don`t interrupt her delusions, she needs to hit the wall of reality on her own before she can come to terms with it. She`ll come back to earth in a few moments, don`t fret.

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BECKY PLEASE WHAT KINDA OF THING ARE YOUR PARENTS ALLOWING YOU TO WATCH

YOU`RE SIX

OH MY GOD GIRL

BECKY PLEASE COME BACK TO REALITY WE`RE GONNA LOSE CONTACT WITH Y̴O̸U̴ ̸A̶N̴Y̸ ̸S̷E̶C̵O̷N̶D̶ N̸͕͛O̶̍͜Ẁ̸̼ ̴͙̚O̶̧͛H̶̝͗ ̶͍̀M̶̳̃Y̶̪̍ ̷͎̆G̶̘̈́O̴͍͌D̶̪͋ Ț̶͘H̵̗͇̉̂Ȇ̷̢̦ ̷̛͎̼S̶͚̝͑͝Î̶̹̥̚G̶̡̛͍̕Ṅ̷̜̻̔A̸̱̙̾L̴̞̍̐ Í̶͔̄̍T̸̫͊̚ͅ`̵̤̭̓S̸̯̤̩͒̇ ̴̳͆̒G̶͎̰̳̎̕Ŏ̷̯͎͔Ḯ̴͉̅N̶̼̈́͝Ǵ̷͈̙̽̕ ̶̬̓̀̊͜D̸̯͇̯̒̀̾A̵̻̋͝R̴͚̓͝K̴̳̙͚̊̽̚

ANYA PLEASE WHAT YOU EVEN THOUGHT SHE WAS ON ABOUT UNTIL NOW?!

ALSO

I`M GLAD THAT BECKY INCLUDED HER DOG ON THE FANTASY