And now
A funnyman's recap of Blue Archive
Volume 2 Chapter 1
We begin by being summoned to a Game Development Department at Millennium Science Academy! That's right, we're going to be real gamers now! Of course, the GDD doesn't ask for Schale willy-nilly, as they have a good reason.
That reason being that their club is on the verge of being dissolved. Catastrophe! Not only do they only have 3 members instead of the usually required 4 (exceptions apply, but not this time), they also haven't put out anything worthwhile. Their only achievement being a game they made.
It got "Worst Game of the Year" award.
We got our work cut out for us...anyway, the cute and funny cast (I SINCERELY HOPE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I MAKE THAT JOKE BECAUSE I DIED A LITTLE INSIDE)
Saiba Momoi
Pure of heart dumb of ass
Mario, but loud
Catgirl gamer
Good at Games, but gets overshadowed
Nyoom cat
Writer
(not gonna look up real life weapons anymore no one gives a fuck)
Her gun is called "Unique Idea"
Saiba Midori
Yes they are twins
Luigi, but calm
Better at games than Momoi
The artist
Also dumb, but hides it way better
AR "Fresh Inspiration"
These two implore the Sensei to aid them in their gamer quest to find the artifact of power, so that they may make the greatest game of all. They seek the G.Bible, something that houses the secret to making a good game, authored by a legendary game developer.
To do that, Sensei must accompany them to the abandoned district, teeming with rogue machines and danger. Within the ruins they find...
A girl.
And the G.Bible, but mainly a girl who has no idea how to human. It's pretty fucking clear that she isn't, but nobody questions the existence of an android, and they got the thing, so what the fuck ever.
Momoi has to sacrifice her saves on her handheld to download the G.Bible, which end up becoming unable to be retrieved. Sadness was had, but educating a clearly confused android girl comes first. And how do they do it?
Why, in the best way of all: Video games! Specifically, a marathon of retro RPGs, which Sensei leaves them to because ain't no way someone wouldn't dome him for fucking around like that.
This marathon ends up creating the glorious creature that is
Tendou Aris
A baby
Daughteru
Speaks in RPG
Does her dailies and gets snacks
Very headpattable
See that thing on her back? That's a railgun
"Supernova - The Sword of Light"
It weighs 120kg (~265lbs)
Strong widdle babbi
Too pure
The legend of Aris the hero starts here, as she becomes the much needed fourth member of the GDD.
....fourth?
Hanaoka Yuzu
Head of the GDD
Programmer
4head
Shy as fuck
Has a locker as a safe space and napping spot
Cutie patootie
Literal god gamer
Grenade launcher "Nyan's Dash" (take a wild guess)
Thus, the fourth member comes out, just as it is stated that they have a slight issue: the bible is encrypted. Naturally, there's only one department in the school that is able to help them out, but not before visiting the Engineering department, where Aris actually gets her gun.
(ending it here BC it's been a longer day than expected and I'm sleepy)
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