#Sanji lives in Zoros head rent free confirmed

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Taz, during his panel: i know you guys want me to tell you that Mackenyu and I don't get along but in truth i love that guy

Mackenyu, four days after, on that same stage: A character I like besides Zoro? NEVER Sanji [points at Sanji's banner] I am glad that guy is not here today. Just kidding.

Also Mackenyu: [Suddenly walks away from the Zoro statue he just signed to ALSO sign OPLA Sanji's banner UMPROMPTED]

[cozage]

Coza!! Congrats on your 2K followers. 🥳🎉🥂

I like your smuts and I’m having a hard time choosing what scenarios to request!! I’m so excited for this event you have no idea. May I request for the Option 1? Reaction of Luffy+ Sanji+ Zoro+ Law+ Eustass Kid + Killer to you reading smuts/hentai please? Thank you!!

A/N: Hi :) I wasn't able to do everyone, but I did a few! Minors…OUT! go on! Get! Scram! Also I won’t lie Zoro’s is based loosely off of the funniest comic I’ve seen in my life that stays living rent free in my head Characters: gn reader x Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, Law Cw: smut and suggestive, NO MINORS ALLOWED ON THIS POST PLS GO AWAY Total word count: 900

Scandalous Reading

Luffy

Luffy’s head rested on your shoulder, his eyes lazily skimming the page that you were reading. 

“Woah!” Luffy grabbed the book out of your hand and put it up to his face to get a better view of the words. “I didn’t even know this was possible!”

“Luffy!” You reached for the book, but he held it just out of your reach, still reading. 

“I didn’t even think about trying-”

“Luffy! Give it back!”

His wide eyes peered over the pages, but he refused to hand it back to you. “Do you like this stuff?”

“I mean-I don’t-I just-” Your face turned beet red at the implication. “It’s just written really well!”

He gave you a mischievous grin and took off back toward his room, book in tow. “Come on!” he called. “I want to see if it really can work this way!”

Oh, you were in for a rough night.

Sanji

“My love, did you-” Sanji stopped, his eyes fixated on the book cover you were reading.

“Sanji?” you prompted, trying to get his attention.

“I know that author,” he mumbled, mostly to himself. “Where do I know that-”

“You probably don’t!” You slammed your book shut and shoved it behind your back. “What did you need?”

“Oh! Right! Would you like gelato or ice cream?”

“Surprise me!” you said, trying to get his mind off the book. “I’m sure whatever you make will be amazing!”

Sanji was in the kitchen when he finally placed it, and he almost collapsed from the realization of what he had caught you reading.

He brought you out the finest gelato he had ever made and set it down next to you. “So, my love,” he said, trying not to sound too excited. “How is your book?”

“It’s good,” you said. You set it down to grab your gelato, and Sanji lunged for it. 

He skimmed the pages, confirming his suspicion, and tried his hardest not to pass out from the filth his eyes found. “You’re reading book porn!” he whispered sharply. “You always get on me for staring at-”

“That’s not the same,” you hissed. “These aren’t real people! It’s different!”

“It is not!”

“What am I supposed to do!?” you snapped back, glaring at him. “You’re busy in the kitchen, I have to entertain myself somehow during the day!”

Oh, that was a bad way of wording things, because the second the words were out, Sanji’s eyes lit up. “Are you telling me you want to do something like this? Because I would love nothing more than to treat you like the royalty I know you are.”

Zoro

“What are you reading?” Zoro asked, looking at your book cover. 

“A book.” You tilted the book slightly to shield him from seeing any of the words.

“What’s it about?” He seemed strangely interested in the cover. “Swordmaking?”

Oh right, there was a sword on the front cover of the book. No wonder he was so interested in it. 

“It’s called Swords and Snakes. It’s a book about…royalty, love, and betrayal.”

He scrunched his face in disgust and went back to resting his eyes. “Not really my kind of book.”

You grinned. "No, I don't think it is." You set your book down and stood up. “Do you want anything? I’m going to go get a snack.”

“Riceballs.”

You nodded and went to the kitchen to grab food. What you hadn’t been expecting was returning to Zoro staring wide-eyed at the page you had dog-earred. 

He looked up at you in amusement, smirking at your anxious body language. “You weren’t joking about love and betrayal.”

“That’s mine!”

“More like love-making and betrayal,” he mumbled. “I didn’t know they wrote books like this. I didn’t know you would read books like this.”

“Well to be fair-” you snatched the book from his hands. “I didn’t know you could read at all!”

“Don’t be too bratty now,” he teased. “Or I’ll give you the same treatment that knight gave the princess.”

Law

You had only left your book laying on the bedside table for a minute while you ran to the bathroom. But damn that Trafalgar Law, he was so nosey. 

“Quite the fantasy world you read about,” he hummed as you walked back into the room.

“What do you-” your words died in your throat, seeing him flip through the pages. “Oh, that.” You gave a nervous laugh, striding back over to your bed. 

“Yes, this.” He slapped the book shut, peering up at you with such a predatory and lustful look that you almost took a step backward. 

“I just picked it up at the last bookstore we went to,” you lied. “I don’t even know what it’s about.”

“Right,” he said, clearly not believing you. 

He handed the book back to you, and you quickly grabbed it. “Thanks,” you whispered, unable to meet his eyes. 

“Sure.” He stood to take his leave, heading back to the lab. He stopped on his way out, leaning in to whisper in your ear. 

“If you ever want to make it a reality, all you have to do is ask.”

[yoshi4sushi]

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 Happy Monday, minnsa-san! I hope everyone had a good weekend. Hope all of you got your early Christmas shopping. I can’t imagine the horror of getting through an angry crowd of shoppers trying to get first dibs of a low discount product. Well, enough said! We got better holiday news and events that will perk you up so you know the drill. First off, last week’s chapter was steaming w/ sweet aroma of the cake. Sanji and the girls finally finished baking it so they now they have to ice it (frosting) and voila! But before they head out, Oven lashes out on Chiffon for going against BM and the family as Pudding begs him to not hurt since she is needed to finish the cake. However, Oven doesn’t listen as he tries to strike her. Suddenly, Mr. Pound comes to the rescue and Sanji steps in & kicks Oven to the curb. They escape, but Oven catch up to them. Oven threaten Bege to come alone if he wants Chiffon unharmed, but of course, Chiffon tells Bege and the gang to run away. Bege gives in to the demands, but he was prepared to risk his life for her as he takes a good shot at Oven. At the end, Luffy is taking a breather so he gain his strength to defeat Dogtooth as he is determined to defeat him if he can gain the same observation haki ability as him. Does he have a trick up his sleeve? Let’s see what trump card he has this week. Next, this past weekend’s episode left the gang shocked to hear about Pudding’s secret. What did she say that had Luffy and Nami shocked? Meanwhile, Brook finally beat the guards as he tries to get ahold of the red poneglyph, but Big Mom shows up suddenly. YIKES?! In Mirror World, Chopper and Nami made their counterattack and finally defeated the nasty Brulee and her goonies. At the end, Pedro finally encounters Tamago as old wounds ache their eyes to confront again. Next time, they face in fierce fight, and reveals how Pedro escaped with very little years he has left. Don’t miss it! Now on with the goods! First off, look who came to drop by, our tower mascot and friend, Tongari-san. Always a treat to have you, my friend. What’s the buzz you can’t hold off? Tongari-san says that the tower is about to magical winter and of course, pink! Yes! You heard right. PINK! Why? Well, guess who’s birthday is full of pink snow? You guessed right?! It’s none other than the blue nose reindeer, Chopper! His birthday is on Christmas Eve. To celebrate his special day, the café will be serving a toasty hot chocolate with a big sweet bread filled with pink frosting w/ his adorable horns and strawberry shaped sakura petal inside. If you order this delish holiday beverage, you’ll receive a free birthday bromide card of Chopper. Sakura fever! That’s not tall, the tower will be selling his birthday button which is last year’s design. A downer that there is no new design, but a chance for those that missed buying his button from last year’s design, you have a chance to purchase it. Also, if you visit the tower and purchase something from the Mugiwara Store, you’ll get a big large size birthday bromide card of Chopper. Please show the cashier your park ticker so they can stamp for confirmation. That’s not all, it wouldn’t be fun w/o the birthday boy himself! Yes! He’ll be making his appearance on Dec.23 to Christmas day. Schedule for his appearance will be announced later. Also, w/ 2018 approaching very soon, the tower will be having some loads of surprise events. Details will be announced soon. Also, if you’re visiting the tower, be sure to get your commemorative photo w/ the Straw Hat gang. Frame pic is 1500 yen, and you must have a ticket so you can get your pic w/ them. Head to the 5th floor, and you’ll see the photo booth. Also, coming this Friday, the 3rd Log Gallery exhibition will released! The new theme is, “Tears.” The tower will be closed on Nov.30th for a quick renovation, but will be open Friday. Don’t miss it! Next, the Mugiwara Store will be selling a holiday trend for those who like to decorate their house holy and jolly, they’ll be selling this adorable acrylic Christmas tree w/ jolly rogers designs, and two acrylic straps of Luffy and Chopper in their holiday trend. Each are sold separately. They’ll also also this gorgeous Straw Hat jolly roger wine glass. A great glass to enjoy any kind of beverage. Next, the 20th anniversary Ichiban Kuji is approaching fast and here are some sneak peak of prizes they’ll have for the lottery such as towels, folders, and bromide cardboards. Tickets are 600 yen. YOWZA! Head to any Straw Hat store, the tower, Seven Eleven, and Ito-Yokado supermarket. This supermarket is in link w/ Seven Eleven so it will have a big sign of it outside. You can’t miss it. Moving on, the Straw Hat store are still selling these monochrome green and blue coin purse, smartphone case, train pass case, and purses of Zoro and Sanji. It’s very shiny! Next, new smartphone cases designs will be released in February such as Luffy and Zoro. Moreover, they’re also selling a box of 3 earring set of Zoro perfect for girls and guys to look very fashionable. Next, they’re also selling a pack of greeting cards of congrats, birthdays, or thank you cards w/ different designs. Next, the store and other hobby store will be selling some long stickers w/ new characters and also some from Whole Cake Island. It will be released late January. Moreover, this Thursday, the store will be stocking and selling these three new sexy mouse pads of Nami, Reiju, and Pudding. They’ll also be selling this big 2018 calendar book as well. What a load of awesome stuff right? Next, last Saturday, the gang and I went to Megahobby Expo to check out upcoming new figurines. They’ll be releasing this awesome SOC figurine of Bege, POP bikini of Robin, POP of Nami and Reiju, POP Crimin of Chopper, Variable Action Heroes of Nami in her bikini, and POP of Jinbei. Release dates for all of these will be released early spring. Figure Arts Zero will also have a figurine of Sabo in attack mode which will be released in April. Last, but not least, the East Blue special episode has been released, but there are more cool stuff involved. If you rent the DVD from GEO, you’ll receive a special bromide card from either of the two designs. You can rent the DVD for 20 days. This only applies those who live w/in Japan. Also, AVEX are having a campaign where you scan the QR code for a chance to win a free folder of the special episode design. You answer a few questions and you’ll be entered in the contest. Winners will be announced through email. PHEW! I think we covered everything. Well, that’s all for now. Tune in next week for more news and events. Also, the gang and I will be attending JUMP FEST so we’ll take plenty of pics. Special thanks to Tongari-san. The door is always open for you, my friend. We’ll see you soon. Kikko! Momon! Let’s pack it in, boys.

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