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Office Humor Coffee Mug: Funny Quote Cup for Desk Chuckles
Funny Quote Tea Cup: Cheeky Office Drinkware for Workplace Wit
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htcustomstudio · 3 days
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🎃 Unleash Your Inner Spook with Our Sarcastic Retro Coffee Mug! Designed for those who delight in the Halloween spirit all year round, this mug features a playful mix of vintage charm and witty sarcasm, perfect for starting every day with a smile and a spook. 👻 Playful and Charming Design: Adorned with a cute ghost proclaiming "Stay Spooky Boo", this mug adds a touch of whimsy to your morning coffee or evening tea. Its vintage pumpkin motifs and retro aesthetics are sure to capture the hearts of anyone who loves the nostalgic feel of old-school Halloween. 🎨 Funny Ghost Drinkware: Not just any mug, this is a statement piece that brings laughter to the table with its sarcastic comments and adorable ghostly designs. It's perfect for enjoying your favorite beverages while showing off your humorous side. 🍂 Vintage Pumpkin Season Theme: Embrace the essence of pumpkin season with every sip. This mug is a wonderful nod to the cozy, festive vibes of autumn, making it a delightful addition to your fall decoration or your seasonal mug collection. 🎁 Ideal Gift for Her: Looking for a unique gift that combines humor with utility? Whether it’s for a birthday, Halloween, or just because, this mug is a fantastic choice for the special women in your life who appreciate a good joke and a great design. ☕ Durable and Functional: Crafted with high-quality ceramic, this mug is designed to withstand the rigors of daily use. It is microwave and dishwasher safe, ensuring that the fun designs and colors stay vibrant, wash after wash. 👩‍🎨 Retro Style for Every Occasion: This mug’s retro style isn't just for Halloween; it's perfect for any time you want to add a little extra fun to your day. It's a great conversation starter at the office or a charming addition to your morning routine at home. 📦 Packaged with Care: We understand that the gift of laughter is precious. That's why every mug is securely packaged to ensure it arrives safely, ready to bring joy and a bit of sarcasm right out of the box. 🌍 Eco-Conscious Gifting: Committed to sustainability, we use eco-friendly packaging materials, making this mug a responsible choice for those looking to minimize their environmental impact while gifting. 🌟 A Must-Have for Any Collection: Whether you’re collecting unique mugs or looking for a standout piece to gift, this "Sarcastic Coffee Mug Retro Stay Spooky Boo" is a must-have. It’s not just drinkware; it’s a way to share joy, humor, and a little bit of nostalgia. Gift the perfect blend of sarcasm, style, and spookiness with our "Sarcastic Coffee Mug Retro Stay Spooky Boo Coffee Cup". It's more than just a mug—it’s a daily dose of fun that is sure to keep the spirits high and the laughs coming.
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pixelarttumblers · 2 months
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Buy One Receive Evil Eye Tumbler Wrap, 20oz Skinny Tumbler Sublimation Designs, Tumbler PNG Download, Sarcastic Tumbler
Excited to share the latest addition to my #Etsy shop! Introducing the Buy One, Receive Evil Eye Tumbler Wrap offer. Elevate your drinkware game with our vibrant and stylish Evil Eye tumbler wrap, designed specifically for 20oz skinny tumblers. Our sublimation designs bring a pop of personality to your daily hydration routine, featuring intricate patterns and the iconic Evil Eye motif to ward off negativity in style. Plus, with our special offer, you'll receive not just one, but two eye-catching wraps for the price of one! Perfect for adding a touch of sass and protection to your favorite on-the-go beverage containers. Download the tumbler PNGs and let your creativity shine with these sarcastically chic accessories. Hurry and grab yours today! Buy now at https://etsy.me/4a1GKtz and elevate your drinkware game with our eye-catching tumbler wraps! Perfect for adding a touch of sass to your daily hydration routine. Don't miss out!
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nyitlnprncss-blog · 1 year
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: “EXPENSIVE, DIFFICULT & TALKS BACK tee.
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krazyshoppy · 2 years
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Cheeksy Hubby Smile with Wifey Smile Design Printed 300 ml Set of 2 Stylish Coffee Tea Mug for Couples, Husband-Wife, Girlfriend-Boyfriend, Anniversary, Wedding and Valentine Gift, Under 400
Cheeksy Hubby Smile with Wifey Smile Design Printed 300 ml Set of 2 Stylish Coffee Tea Mug for Couples, Husband-Wife, Girlfriend-Boyfriend, Anniversary, Wedding and Valentine Gift, Under 400
Price: (as of – Details) Cheeksy coffee mug printing on both sides and it is home and office use. 100% pure white ceramic. Hot or cold beverages, great gift for wedding anniversary, lovers, coffee & tea addicts who will appreciate for years. This funny cup is great novelty drinkware featuring a humorous joke and a sarcastic saying, great conversation starter. You can certainly get creative with…
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FEMSLASH FEBRUARY 2020 #4: In which Donna overhears Cameron
[CN: Alcohol; light drinking; link to song with profanity in lyrics]
As soon as Donna slides the door open to go inside after completing her summer ritual of relaxing out by the pool after dinner, she hears it: singing, that must be Cameron. Donna steps inside, quietly slides the door closed behind her, and looks toward the kitchen. She sees Cameron, singing, what sounds like a pretty but strangely haunting song about a ‘Johnny, my love’, as she opens the cabinet where they keep their everyday drinkware, and unhurriedly grabs a pair of mugs off the top rack of the dishwasher. 
Cameron’s voice is a little shy, but it’s also lovely. It’s clear and strong and low, like her speaking voice. Donna is so enchanted by it that she feels a little bit like she’s listening to a siren, and she wonders if Cameron’s song is some kind of sea shanty, though she can’t imagine where Cameron might have picked anything like that up. Donna very quietly heads for the living room couch, and sits there, ducks down, and listens to the rest of Cameron’s song. 
After Cameron stops singing, Donna wants to compliment her, but she doesn’t want to embarrass her, so instead, she calls out, “Free Bird!”
Cameron jumps, looks around, and then sees Donna peeking over the back of the couch and waving enthusiastically at her. She laughs nervously. “Were you listening to that?”
“Yes, and I was enjoying it,” Donna replies. “I didn’t know that you liked to sing.”
Cameron sighs, and then she starts ‘singing’ the guitar intro from “Free Bird”. Shocked at how much it sounds like a guitar, and how Cameron manages to hum every bend and vibrato, Donna sits up and looks over the back of the couch to watch her. She’s ‘singing’ while bent over, and filling the dishwasher’s detergent compartment. When she straightens back up, she starts singing the vocal, “If I leave here tomorrow….” She keeps singing as she shuts the dishwasher door, locks the handle, and hits the start button, and then as she fills two glasses of water at the kitchen sink. 
She keeps singing, and she carries the glasses into the living room and sets them down on the coffee table. (Donna, still listening, quickly puts coasters under the glasses.) By the time Cameron does this, she’s at the end of the first verse, and she trails off, “But I’m as free as a bird now…” and then stops.
Donna looks up at her from the couch, and Cameron looks distracted now, like she’s thinking about something from a long time ago. “Hey, are you okay?” Donna asks. 
Still looking like her mind is somewhere else, Cameron sits down next to Donna on the couch and says, “Yeah, I’m fine. That song is just, weird.” She picks up her glass and takes a sip of water, swallows, and in a very matter-of-fact voice says, “Hydration is very important for everyone, but it’s especially important for vocalists.”
Donna snorts, and after Cameron puts her glass back down, she leans over and kisses her on the cheek. “What about the other song, though? The one you were singing when I surreptitiously started listening?”
Lying down so she can put her head in Donna’s lap, Cameron says, “That’s just an old song by Liz Phair.”
Sounding completely and adorably uncool, Donna asks, “Liz Phair? Who’s that?”
Eyes closed, and voice warm, Cameron explains, “She’s a singer-songwriter from Chicago who sings weirdly sarcastic, ironic, sometimes kind of sexually explicit songs in this strangely pleasing, validating, deadpan voice.” Then she quickly adds, “I don’t know, think, like, Dorothy Parker if she was a guitarist? Critics really like her, like, douchey male critics, but, I don’t think they actually get her. Or that she’s making fun of guys like them.”
“I didn’t know you liked Dorothy Parker,” Donna grins.
“Well, I didn’t either, until I saw that Jennifer Jason Leigh movie about her a few years ago.”
“Do you think I would like Liz Phair?” Donna asks. “Should I listen to her?”
“I think you might actually really like her,” Cameron says. Then she says, “AHold on, I’ll be right back.” She gets up, and then returns a minute later with a CD. From behind the couch, Cameron hands it over to Donna, who takes it. 
Donna inspects the photo on the front, and reads out the name, “Exile in Guyville,” and then turns it over and looks at the back. Looking back up at Cameron, she asks, “Which one is the one you were singing?”
“The one I was singing was track four,” she says. Donna looks back at the cd, and Cameron looks at her for a second, and then she bends down and kisses the top of Donna’s head. “I’m gonna go play some Harvest Moon for a while,” she says.
“Oh, I love that song, also!” Donna sighs dreamily. “You mean the game though, right?”
“Yeah,” Cameron says. “I’d invite you to joint me, but, it’s....”
“Single-player?”
“Yeah, single-player.”
“Okay,” Donna says. “Have fun.”
“I’ll try,” Cameron promises, heading toward the media room.
A little over an hour later, Cameron emerges from the media room feeling relaxed and refreshed, mind cleared, and goes looking for Donna. She turns toward the kitchen, but hears music coming from the opposite direction. She walks toward the bedroom, and can hear that it is definitely the Liz Phair album. “Donna?” she calls. She goes into the bedroom, and finds Donna in the master bath, in sweatpants and a tee shirt, hair pulled back into a ponytail, and also secured back with a fuzzy headband, grooving momishly in front of the mirror to the next to last song on the album, “Stratford-on-Guy”. 
Her face is covered in a green clay mask, and she has a scant glass of red wine in hand. “Hey!” she says.
Cameron spends a few seconds taking in the view, and thinks to herself, I’m so lucky that I get to spend all my time with this dork? Then she says, “I told you you’d like it.” 
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redbeardace · 5 years
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Looking around on Amazon for ace pride gear, like I’m known to do, and I come across a mug with my design on it.  Looking a little closer, it seems like they’ve just lifted everything from Zazzle.  So, does that mean that they’ll have to buy from my Zazzle to send the mug to someone if someone buys one?  That’s... odd.
What’s even stranger is that the price on Amazon is less than the price on Zazzle, so, uh...  Would they be losing money by selling my mug to someone?
Strange...
It also comes with a side of SEO Word Salad.
This funny cup is a great novelty drinkware featuring a humorous joke and a sarcastic saying, great conversation starter.Great novelty featuring a humorous joke and a sarcastic saying, great conversation starter.
Perfect gift for birthday anniversary wedding retirement housewarming appreciation engagement bridal shower bachelorette graduation friendship Christmas day secret Santa. For dad brother boyfriend uncle.
A great gift for women mom son daughter sister wife friend girlfriend best friend girl woman lady mother parent grandma grandmother. Gifts for dad, gifts for mom.
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cloutshoes · 3 years
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Funny Sarcastic Ceramic Coffee Mug White
Funny Sarcastic Ceramic Coffee Mug White
KROPSIS Being My Sister Is Really The Only Gift You Need -Love You- Funny Sarcastic Ceramic Coffee Mug White THE PERFECT GIFT – This humorous cup is a superb novelty drinkware with sayings that make enjoyable items for her or him, aunt, brother, dad, daughter, father, ladies, boys, grandfather, grandma, grandmother, grandpa, husband, male, man, mother, mom, mother and father, seniors, sister,…
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booksandyass · 4 years
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It took FOREVER for me to finally read this beauty but my god when I did I fell head over heels with Lou 😍 Witches, magic, mystery and a LOTTTT of sass and snarkiness? YOU'RE RIGHT! THAT'S TOTALLY UP MY ALLEY 😆❤ Lou is a witch and a sarcastic QUEEN 😂 Reid is an enforcement officer for the Christian ruling authority... Whom obviously despise witches... In a strange twist of events the two ends up married to avoid controversy at the hands of a run in that Lou schemed to make him look bad and get herself to safety... Even if it slightly back fired 😂 The ensuing story follows both characters on their adventures together and separately and with plenty of action and hilarity (I LOVE THE HUMOR IN THIS!) I found myself captivated 😍 It take a little while to build into a story I was actually heavily invested in and I was kind of just casually enjoying it but the minute both Lou and Reid's worlds and clashing upbringings and socio-political thoughts came into play I was enamored 😍 Because I took so long to read it means I only had to wait a few kinda for the sequel! WOOHOOO 😂😂😂 With a certain plot twist at the end I'm SOOO excited for Blood and Honey and as soon as @bellusoddities announced she was doing a drinkware package and mini box for this... Well lets say she's actually the reason I read this book cause I loved the design of her cup (SWIPE TO SEE) so I read the book... Finished it VERY quickly and then upgraded my order immediately 😂😂😂😂 cause I need as much merch as possible for this wonderful series 💫 Sales have closed for the Serpent and Dove drinkware package (I was ranting about it in my stories when it was on sale! 🙈) but it's almost time for the goodies to be finalized and shipped out to us so I'm LOSINGGG MY MIND 😁 Like usual if you ever did LOVEVa drinkware package design Bellusoddities often allows for the design to be recreated as a custom! So if you haven't read the book yet and missed out on the sale period you don't have to miss out completely! 😍😍😍 . . . . . . . . . . . . . #bellusoddities #bellodians #cupcrew #cuppers #shelbymahurin #serpentanddove #bloodandhoney #witches #fantasy #fantasybooks (at Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDFcG_ugpVO/?igshid=1qkcwyv3qx767
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lovesharkstalk · 4 years
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Sharkastic AF Mug Digibuddha Shark Lover Coffee Cup Funny Novelty Gag Gift Sarcastic Asshole As Fuck Chomping Adult Meme Attack Saying Sarcasm Fun Quote Coworker Boss Glass 11 oz Ceramic Drinkware http://dlvr.it/RRTMvn
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fhourthunya-blog · 5 years
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Got Me Tipsy - I'm Trying To Be Awesome Today Funny Coffee Mug 11 oz - Birthday Gift For Men & Women, Him or Her - Best Christmas or Valentine's Present Idea For Dad, Mom, Husband, Wife, Coworkers
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Got Me Tipsy - I'm Trying To Be Awesome Today Funny Coffee Mug 11 oz - Birthday Gift For Men & Women, Him or Her - Best Christmas or Valentine's Present Idea For Dad, Mom, Husband, Wife, Coworkers
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The Got Me Tipsy I am Attempting to Be Awesome Funny Mug is made from top quality Ceramic and certain to last. If you are looking for a gift, you’ve found the main one. Just relax, click add-to-cart, and also have a great gift sent to their door, on-time, within an attractive gift box.
Got Me Tipsy creates unique funny coffee mugs and funny wine glasses which will make great Birthday present suggestions for men, Birthday present suggestions for women, Love Day presents, Mother’s Day presents for Mother from Daughter or Boy, Father’s Day presents for Father, Anniversary gift and xmas present ideas for your kids.
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The I am Attempting To Be Awesome But I am Exhausted ceramic mug is a superb present for any tea or coffee lover, packed inside a durable gift box and certain to arrive securely
Top quality 11 ounce modern white-colored ceramic mug having a unique design on sides.
Got Me Tipsy creates novelty drinkware featuring humorous jokes, sarcastic sayings, memes, messages, and quotes
Ideal for these occasions: valentine’s birthday anniversary wedding retirement house warming appreciation engagement bridal shower bachelorette graduation friendship xmas day secret santa yankee swap white-colored elephant exchange 2017 holiday office party holiday stocking stuffer valentines
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familylovescom · 4 years
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Army Watch My Brother Has Your Back Military Proud Army Sibling Gifts Army Shirt Mens 11Oz 15Oz Coffee Mug
Army Watch My Brother Has Your Back Military Proud Army Sibling Gifts Army Shirt Mens 11Oz 15Oz Coffee Mug
Army Watch My Brother Has Your Back Military Proud Army Sibling Gifts Army Shirt Mens 11Oz 15Oz Coffee Mug
Ceramic coffee mug makes the perfect gift for any coffee or tea lover.
This high quality 11 ounce modern black ceramic mug shows the design on both sides.
We pride ourselves in creating unique novelty drinkware featuring funny designs, clever jokes, sarcastic sayings, memes, quotes and much…
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pixelarttumblers · 2 months
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Buy One Receive Evil Eye Tumbler Wrap, 20oz Skinny Tumbler Sublimation Designs, Tumbler PNG Download, Sarcastic Tumbler
Excited to share the latest addition to my #Etsy shop! Introducing the Buy One, Receive Evil Eye Tumbler Wrap offer. Elevate your drinkware game with our vibrant and stylish Evil Eye tumbler wrap, designed specifically for 20oz skinny tumblers. Our sublimation designs bring a pop of personality to your daily hydration routine, featuring intricate patterns and the iconic Evil Eye motif to ward off negativity in style. Plus, with our special offer, you'll receive not just one, but two eye-catching wraps for the price of one! Perfect for adding a touch of sass and protection to your favorite on-the-go beverage containers. Download the tumbler PNGs and let your creativity shine with these sarcastically chic accessories. Hurry and grab yours today! Buy now at https://etsy.me/4a1GKtz and elevate your drinkware game with our eye-catching tumbler wraps! Perfect for adding a touch of sass to your daily hydration routine. Don't miss out!
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cloutshoes · 3 years
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My Defense I was Left Unsupervised Coffee Mug
My Defense I was Left Unsupervised Coffee Mug
Your choice is a good reward concept for that pal of you that’s at all times making jokes and nonetheless a espresso or tea lover, packed in a sturdy reward field and assured to reach safely, top quality 11 ounces fashionable white ceramic mug with a novel design on each side. This humorous cup is a good novelty drinkware that includes a humorous joke and a sarcastic saying, nice dialog…
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familylovescom · 4 years
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Army Watch Army Combat Medic 68W Us Flag Womens Air Force Shirts 11Oz 15Oz Coffee Mug
Army Watch Army Combat Medic 68W Us Flag Womens Air Force Shirts 11Oz 15Oz Coffee Mug
Army Watch Army Combat Medic 68W Us Flag Womens Air Force Shirts 11Oz 15Oz Coffee Mug
Ceramic coffee mug makes the perfect gift for any coffee or tea lover.
This high quality 11 ounce modern black ceramic mug shows the design on both sides.
We pride ourselves in creating unique novelty drinkware featuring funny designs, clever jokes, sarcastic sayings, memes, quotes and much more.
This Mug is…
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