#Scrach x Calliope

[davekat-sucks]

Is there any good pairings for Calliope? I don't think her and roxy make a good pair because it's doing the opposite of what it's trying to do unless it's like a toxic relationship gaslight pairing where Calliope forces herself into all of Roxys interactions and Roxy dating someone way too young for her and everyone just looks on in disgust i can get behind that because it at least sounds entertaining. Then i guess there's Caliborn? Some gross toxic sexist dynamic with incest thrown into sounds kinda funny i guess? Idk I've seen people ship her with Jake because he likes skulls though i can't remember a time they interacted in canon and pairing her with Jane is boring. Idk fuck it imma pair her with Doc scratch (Calliope x Doc Scratch is a better ship than davekat) Scratch can get his little girl while Calliope can truly live her life like it's fanfiction like she always wanted

Doc Scratch x Calliope is better than Davekat. Caliborn x Calliope works because technically in Cherub standards, much like trolls, they are fine with incest. Their toxic relation that's equivalent to kismesis, is technically how they mate and interact to possible love interests. So it confuses me why people get so grossed out when they are species they are fine with those shit. They aren't like humans. Same applies for trolls. Jegus knows that people think Karkat and Nepeta are vaguely brother/sister because of their parents would be The Signless and The Disciple, but they forget they weren't born directly from those two and that the slurry would still be mixed with OTHER TROLLS in the Mother Grub. ALL OF THE TROLLS THAT WE KNOW, BETA AND ALPHA, are related to one another in some way because they were hatched from eggs the Mother Grub pumped out. The only thing separating them is caste names. Vriska and Terezi are literal SISTERS when one thinks deeper. So shipping them is incest and its fine in their standards. And if you carry it over to Earth C for something like Homestuck^2, all the trolls would still be born the same way as the other trolls and that would mean they would still be related. So a ceruleanblood boy and a rusty girl could be fucking even if they are aware that humans have weird standards about incest, but they get a pass because trolls get some privilege for being weird aliens born from an alien Queen Bug that has to have DNA from all trolls given to her. Calliope x Jake would work. But I would also think their relationship would actually be one of kismesis. If Caliborn had thought highly of Jake to be his true friend, the Calliope would be one to be a rival for him. She probably go in more passive aggressive ways, but I have a feeling that it will be Jake be the only one who picks up on her bitchyness. Seen some ship with Nepeta, due to parallels of being fangirls. Much like how Caliborn gets compared to Karkat. Though now it's Eridan being the proto-Caliborn, according to Andrew Hussie's book commentary. Because we can't have our uwu Karkles be equivalent to a toxic masculinity person.