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jojolymes · 8 months ago

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𝐒𝐄𝐀 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄; arc one

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warning: graphic depiction of choking/violence

YOU'LL HAVE written this in one of many journals, hatching away at the paper, ripping out pages, rewriting them, tongue to ink, all in some attempt to immortalize the Straw Hats properly— and it will always start with the day you met them. It was some objectionably plain day in January, back when you had still blindly followed under Captain Tempest as his Lieutenant Commander, with millions of doubts resting upon your shoulders. The weight was so great, of course, that the only way for you to wear that damn white "Justice" embroidered coat was to wear it the way every coat was supposed to be worn.

You'd been sitting in your little secret spot on the northwesternmost part of Shellstone Island, a reasonable distance from the overbearing watch of Murex Base, somewhere in the blind spot that was Wentletrap forest. Auger Village wasn't too far either, but it was too small even to be considered an issue. You sat nestled in the branches of some big, ancient oak tree whose trunk had bent to the right halfway up. Your view was partially obscured, just enough that all you could see was the sea to the north. If you squinted just enough, you could see a hint of the Conomi Islands on the horizon.

That's all to say that you had not seen the Straw Hats until they were directly beneath you, standing under your tree.

You had heard them first, all screams and screeches, their words undiscernible to your livid ear as your wrapped fingers dug into the bark of your beloved oak. You had tried to ignore it at first, chalking it up to some cadets that you would have to straighten out later so they wouldn't ever come near your tree again. But as the voices grew closer and yelled much less, you started coming to terms with the fact that the voices had to belong to pirates.

"God, I can't believe you don't know your east from west!"

"This wouldn't have happened if you gave better directions."

Oh, so they were lost.

"We are so screwed! Of course, we'd land on an island full of marines!"

"Just our luck... Hey, what should we do, Luffy? Merry won't get unstuck until sometime tomorrow."

And they were stuck.

And were with... Straw Hat Luffy.

You'd nearly fallen out of your spot in the branches just as their voices grew closer to your tree. You grit your teeth— the Straw Hats had landed in an effective dead zone, too far out of range for the old transponder snails that Headquarters refused to retire. The poor snails were just a few years away from dying, and you had chosen this spot because you knew it. You had taken a snail the first time Tempest had laid his hands on you and walked out as far as you could until he could no longer yell through it.

Now, here you were, facing the consequences you had never expected to face.

You slowly steadied yourself on the branches, trying to blend the sounds of your movement with the crunching footsteps of the Straw Hat crew. You slowly reached for the branch above you, up on your tiptoes, ready to pull yourself up, until you saw that telltale straw hat below you, some good ten feet down. You held your breath, taking note of the boleadoras that weighed down your hips, watching as his crew stopped behind him. Below and behind you.

"I don't know, but I'm pretty hungry. Sanji, do you have any meat?" Straw Hat asked with a snicker as his crew physically recoiled.

"Luffy! This is not the time to be thinking about meat, you idiot!" yelled a girl with pretty, tangerine-colored hair, livid as you could only expect her to be. It was nearly comical.

"Don't you get it, Luffy?! The Marines will kill us if they find us here!" screeched a long-nosed guy, his arms flailing around before he paced in small circles. As he began to mess with the goggles he wore, you held back a snicker.

"Sanjiii! I'm tired! I need meat! As your captain, I demand meat! Meat!"

"No can do, Luffy. I left it all on the Merry. We'll need it to make it to the Grand Line anyway," said a blond, flicking a lighter with his hand cupped around the cigarette poking from his lips. Your eyes lingered a moment but quickly moved on. Sanji, huh?

"Great going, Cook. Now Luffy will eat us alive," grumbled a green-haired man, his hand resting on the sword at his waist and two sword sheaths. You watched the ragged rise and fall of his chest and the slight limp he seemed to carry. It didn't take much for you to realize that this was Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro.

You weren't a stranger to him or Straw Hat, considering one of the cadets had come stumbling into your office with two wanted posters. Tempest had called you over that baby transponder snail he had gone out of his way to buy for you, to yell in your ear about what had happened with Nezumi, some insult in each sentence— as if you had been the one to make Arlong Park crumble to the ground. The baby transponder snail still sat flush in your ear, even further out of range than the old ones.

The branches and leaves of your oak rustled in the sea breeze, and you took the chance to pull yourself up higher, watching the Straw Hats grow more obstructed from view. You threw a leg over the branch and sat back against the trunk, its bark digging into your coat. Their voices grew slightly fainter with the height, but you continued listening.

"Well... Auger Village is nearby. We could hide out there for a bit, considering Merry is in Murex's blind spot," Tangerine stated as your brow furrowed— how did she know that? You leaned down, chest to the branch, struggling to see her with the leaves in the way.

"Woah, how'd you know that, Nami?" Long Nose marveled; the clicking his goggles had been making stopped, as did his pacing. Sanji pulled his cigarette from his mouth and put his hands on his hip, the cigarette sending smoke up to where you were from between his fingers.

"That's our Nami! So gorgeous, and smart, and pretty, and gorgeous~!"

"...Thanks, Sanji... But while that's all true, people from Cocoyashi used to come trade here at Auger. Bellemere took me a few times to sell our tangerines before... well, she passed. So, I know my way around."

Bellemere, Nami— the names sounded familiar, but yet not quite. Still, you felt better knowing she hadn't somehow scoped out your island, hoping to destroy Murex with the Straw Hats. You let out a shaky breath that melted into the wind, sagging against the branch. But if Tempest found them in Auger later... your breath caught in your throat, not noticing the creaking of the branch as your mind ran a million miles a second. God, he'd destroy it.

"So... did they have meat in that village?"

"Of course, dumbass!"

Tempest would wreck everything if the Straw Hats were there. His Devil Fruit was senselessly strong, destructive beyond belief, and utterly disastrous. The 'Nado-'Nado Fruit would have done better in the hands of anyone but him. God, Smoker should have gotten it instead of the damn Smoke-Smoke Fruit. It would have been fine in his care, far away, somewhere in Loguetown and nowhere near little Auger Village. You could feel guilt claw up your spine, digging into every vertebra— and then, he laughed.

In a haze of green, Straw Hat Luffy laughed. He laughed without a care in the world, eyes shut tight, hand on his stomach, with a big, white smile. His hat made a halo around his wispy black hair, nose scrunched, eyes crinkling until his signature scar warped on his cheek (you'll describe this scene in detail in your future writing, carefully capturing the smile that had drawn you away from your misery-filled marine life). Then, the branch cracked, and you chucked the sea-prism stone boleadoras at him, wrapping around his body and sending him rolling down the steep shore.

"Luffy!"

"Shit!"

"We're gonna die!"

"Shut up, Usopp!"

You swung off the cracked branch onto the one below it, watching "Usopp" and Nami scamper away, screaming. You pulled off the other boleadora and spun it a bit before whipping it at them, wrapping them together as they fell into a heap on the ground. Sanji locked eyes with you and wiped at his nose before stumbling over to them, shouting for Nami.

"Cook! Get Nami and Usopp!"

"Don't tell me what to do, Mosshead!"

You frowned and jumped off the branch, trying not to let your emotion show, when one of the other branches fell to the ground with a gust of wind and a crack behind you. That damn Pirate Hunter had defiled your tree. You ran after Sanji, watching him slide along the dirt to Nami and Usopp, deft fingers struggling to untie them while Zoro shouted after you.

"Sorry, Blondie, I can't let you do that," you snapped, kicking Sanji away from Nami and Usopp, who screamed when he hit a nearby tree, "Nothing personal." Sanji slumped against the tree, breathing hard, wiping at his nose again. His face was flushed a cute shade of red, but you had no time to be distracted by pretty boys.

"Well, I'm going to make it personal," growled Roronoa from behind you while Usopp cheered him on. You rolled your eyes, spun around, and swung your forearm to block the flat of his sword. The rope wound around your arm barely softened the blow; still, your arm slid up the flat and struck his cheek. Roronoa reeled back, teeth grit as he dug his heels into the dirt.

"If you insist..."

You rushed forward, and Roronoa steadied himself— you avoided his darkening gaze while his two empty sheathes rattled, reminding him that all he had left was Wado Ichimonji. He swung his sword at you, hard and fast, so you jumped to the side, reaching him with a series of two kicks, the second of which he blocked. As you fell, you kicked down, bringing him down to one knee.

"Shit! Mosshead!"

"Oh my god! Zoro!"

You held back a laugh as you stepped over Roronoa's shoulder with one leg and swung the other one back with it, pulling your thighs against his throat tight in a leg lock. You felt him stiffen, breath choking up as you locked eyes with Blondie. A dribble of blood dripped over his lip, and you squeezed a little tighter before flipping Roronoa over onto the ground. He landed hard, knocking the breath out of him as he fisted at his shirt.

"Sorry, this is just protocol, you know," you muttered as you got to your feet, dusting yourself off as you came to stand over Roronoa. He growled in response, shooting back up to his feet, making you jump a few steps back. He was surprisingly resilient, you would give him that much— you planted your feet into an L-shape, bringing your rope-wound arms in front of your face as he positioned his sword.

"Don't hurt her, Moss!"

"Shut it, Curly!"

You dropped your guard, eyes flickering over to Sanji, who had stumbled back to his feet, another cigarette tucked between his teeth. He was still leaning against the tree, looking distractingly handsome. You sucked a breath through your teeth, knowing you'd have to take him down again if he tried to make his way over to his friends.

"I appreciate your concern, Blondie, but Roronoa will be taken down regardless of whether or not he tries to fight back."

"I've heard enough of your bullshit!" Roronoa ran forward, swinging his sword at your head, and managed to evade until he made a last-minute change, allowing the blade to slash your shoulder. You bit back a scream and bounded back, holding onto your bleeding flesh. Roronoa smirked and followed forward, slicing at you again, hitting your thigh. You choked out a garbled noise as you brought your other leg up to swing at his head, which he blocked with the hilt of his sword.

"Dammit!"

"Wrong move," Roronoa grinned, grabbing your leg with his other hand before you could react. You flinched, and the next thing you knew, you were hitting branch over branch somewhere in the continuous woods, eventually rolling to a stop. You wiped at the blood that had found its way into your mouth, dripping from some nondescript wound on your head. Your chest heaved in retaliation as you got to your feet, temporarily collapsing against a nearby tree. But as if the situation couldn't get any worse, Tempest's voice crackled into your ear.

"Major! You better fucking answer me, or I swear-"

"Captain Tempest, sir... Sorry, there's just been a situation, is all."

"What kind of situation has you ignoring me for hours?! If it's about earlier-"

"No, no, no, Captain... I- er-" you paused to try and steady your breath, shutting your eyes tight as you forced yourself to speak, "the... the Straw Hat Pirates are on the island." The silence on the other end formed a knot in your stomach, tightening as your captain's tormenting breathing blew dread into your ear. Your knees ached as you put your entire body weight against the tree— god, your tree, the tree with everything you saved in the little spot he had hollowed out for you when you were younger.

"Where are you, Major?"

"No, there's no need for that, Captain. I'll take care of them-"

"I asked you a question."

You swallowed hard, the nauseating anxiety tugging at your vocal cords until they were taut, barely allowing you to whisper a word. You had to get the Straw Hats away from Auger Village but far from your tree, too; far away from the people you were made to protect and far away from the crumbs of salvation the boy with freckles had left for you to take. You pushed the thought of him aside and let your mind slip into a haze while your fingers dug into your thigh.

"I'm in Wentletrap, near the northeasternmost part closest to Auger," you tried not to let your voice waver, "it's south of this big crooked old tree. You'll see it. They're all nearby." You could feel your thoughts crumble in on another as you heard the baby transponder snail click in your ear. But you wouldn't let the tears fall— no, you had a job to do, and that was to take down the Straw Hats.

You pushed off the tree and stumbled into a run, sidestepping overgrown shrubbery, poignant rocks, and protruding roots. You ran and ran and ran, ignoring the sirens that started to whine, spinning your introspection around until there was nothing left for you to think about. You stumbled into the clearing where Sanji leaned over his friends, still struggling to make work of the boleadoras. Roronoa was nowhere to be found.

"Sanji, look out!"

The wind whistled up above as you wound back your arm, stepping forward to slam into Sanji's face, sending him rolling back a good few feet. You heaved as he sat up, resting back on his arms, looking up at you with one blue eye that shimmered before you threw yourself on top of him. Your heart raced, thundering in your ears while you brought two hands to his shoulders, eyes frantic as you pushed him into the dirt. The wind was getting louder.

"Where's your captain?! Where's Roronoa?!"

"They're gone! We won't ever tell you!" Nami shrieked, kicking at the dirt while the wind grew incessantly, breaking smaller branches around you. Your breath grew heavy as you looked over your shoulder, making her and Usopp squeal.

"Answer me, Sanji—" Sanji's face went red, his jaw slack, and his face swollen as you shook him for some response, "Please tell me! Please, I need to know, I- I-" The wind was howling now, and the leaves were falling much earlier than they were supposed to, and you knew why. The whimper dripped from your lips before you could stop it, your salty tears dropping onto Sanji's pink face. You made yourself ignore the screeching of the wind to focus on his curly brow, swallowing back bile.

"Dammit!"

You got off of him and scrambled to your feet, running past your tree, running toward the shore, running to where Straw Hat had to be. The wind was deafening as you stood at the boundary between sand and grass, staring down at the shore, where all that was left was your boleadoras and your Captain, standing where Straw Hat should have been. You could feel yourself turn numb as he squatted down to pick them up, weighing them in his rough palms. His steel-gray eyes met yours, and as soon as you blinked, he was in front of you, dropping your weapon in your limp hands that you didn't realize you had extended.

"Major. Lead me to the crew."

"Yes, Captain."

Your captain's hand sat sober on the back of your neck, his fingers stroking the baby hairs on the back of them with a plump finger. You took the lead, but not really, walking past your tree to where Sanji sat with his eyes narrowed beside his crew, cheek purpling from where you had hit him. You stopped when your captain stopped, fingers twitching against your spine.

"I don't see Straw Hat or Pirate Hunter anywhere, Major," Tempest tightened his grip, and you flinched, "surely, you didn't let them get away, did you?" You could feel your chest rise and fall quicker as you felt your captain's gaze fall on you, humming as he dug his nails into your flesh.

"No- No, Captain, I would never-"

"You think I believe that?!"

Your words were cut short when a crushing pressure engulfed your throat, your back hitting the bark of your beloved tree, your feet struggling to reach the ground as you hung from Tempest's hand. Where was your boleadora? Your vision swam with tears, and your snot began to clog your airway further than the fingers pressed against your neck. There was screaming, but the voices all joined the one at the forefront of your mind, telling you to escape.

"Let her go!"

"St... op..."

You didn't need to see anything to know Sanji had been thrown off somewhere; his guttural scream was doing all the work for you. Nami and Usopp's voices were frantic, but you could hardly distinguish the words. The pressure in your brain was growing greater and you couldn't help but scratch at your captain's arms, feet kicking in some futile attempt to break from his grasp.

"Look at what you've done! You let Straw Hat and Pirate Hunter escape, and now his crew is trying to save you! You think I don't know what that means?!"

"N-No... I- I nev...er-"

"Why the hell would we ever ally ourselves with a marine?!"

Suddenly, the pressure was gone, and you were on the ground, clawing at dirt, heaving for air. You hacked out mucus and snot and tears and bile onto the roots of your beloved tree, watching as Tempest walked over to Nami and Usopp, the latter of which looked petrified. Nami stared straight up at Tempest, not daring to look away. Sanji laid against a nearby tree, curled in on himself, shaking as he tried to call for her.

"The fuck you say to me, girl?"

"I said we'd never ally ourselves with the Marines. Especially you and your lackey over there!"

Tempest stared, silent, shoulders slowly shaking until he laughed that horrid laugh that took the wind from your lungs as you clawed at the ground. Your eyes flickered over to her, not missing the glance she had given you, the one only another woman could decipher. Tempest hadn't put the pieces together and squatted down, patting Nami's cheek, and you didn't have to be the one in front of him to know that he was smiling.

"Feisty, huh... I like you," Tempest began, reaching around to grab the back of Nami's neck as Usopp wailed, flailing within the restraints of the boleadora. You could see the color drain from her face; you could hear Sanji mustering out her name and Usopp's screams ("He's gonna kill us!"). So you coughed, coughed hard, hard enough to get his attention, to make him scoff and stomp over to you and pull you onto your feet fast enough for you to stumble forward.

"Oh, get up. Stop being dramatic."

"Y...es... Captain..."

Tempest's eyes narrowed, and he raised his hand when you failed to stand up straight, teeth grinding against one another— then, like your saving grace, came the reinforcements. You had hardly heard them over your ragged breathing, but then they appeared like little white angels popping out in the green. Some rushed Nami, Usopp, and Sanji, throwing them into cuffs and untangling them from your boleadora as they had always done, already used to how your weapon wrapped around your enemies.

"Captain Tempest! M-Major (L/n)! What happened?!"

You struggled to respond to whoever had asked, and Tempest shook you around before pushing you to the unknown person dressed in white and navy blue. As your vision darkened, you thought of Straw Hat and his smile and ignored the calls of more cadets that stormed through the trees. The last thing you saw was the struggling Straw Hats while your captain grumbled under his breath.

"TAKE THEM AWAY."

hiii! welcome to get lost and then get found (or swallowed in the sea) or as you guys on tumblr will know it, just swallowed in the sea! as I stated in the preface, this will be a sort of collection of stories throughout the arcs of one piece! it's my sort of dedication to oda because I love him for making one piece and I think I would die without it :3

also, just as a warning there will be some mild spoilers as we go and I do ask that you ignore any future continuation errors bc I am only on marineford I fear... anyway, I hope you all enjoyed, even though this is a little rough at 3500 words, and I hope you guys will stick with me on this little journey, haha!

#swallowedintheseaop #one piece #op #one piece x reader #roronoa zoro x reader #vinsmoke sanji x reader #zoro x reader x sanji #zosan #frobin #namivivi

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matrim-cauthons-hat · 1 year ago

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i think that fact that the sororitas are not just nuns-with-guns, but actual soldiers, is severely under utilised. like, surely there's only so much time they can pray. i mean, they're humans after all, they would want to play around. like imagine a sister helping to run a maintaince check on her paragon warsuit, and two bored sisters have sidled up next to her warsuit, one on the other's shoulders, copying her movements. a squad of sororitas playing word games while out on patrol because they have already swept this area like ten times and its under constant auger surveillance. the same squad complaining about their sleeping conditions because, as militaries throughout history are prone to do, someone had screwed the pooch and not only ordered unsufficent ammunition but they're are also being bunked in a show block

#40k #warhammer 40k #adepta sororitas

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titleleaf · 1 year ago

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Various Wills Graham & The Man Your Haunted Eideteker Could Smell Like

I promised you a really long-winded post about why the "ship on the bottle" aftershave exchanges don't work for me in the TV show and I am here to deliver. Thoughts on Will and Clarice's respective ~*~*~*signature scents~*~*~* in the novels, how the scent motif gets updated for the NBC show, and the smells I want 2013 Will Graham to smell like. Come with me on an olfactory journey.

(That second ad: dude, ew.) Gird your loins because there is so much corny sailing imagery to come.

In The Books

Dr. Hannibal Lecter lay on his cot asleep, his head propped on a pillow against the wall. Alexandre Dumas’s Le Grand Dictionnaire de Cuisine was open on his chest. Graham had stared through the bars for about five seconds when Lecter opened his eyes and said, “That’s the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court.” “I keep getting it for Christmas.” Dr. Lecter’s eyes are maroon and they reflect the light redly in tiny points. Graham felt each hair bristle on his nape. He put his hand on the back of his neck. “Christmas, yes,” Lecter said. “Did you get my card?” “I got it. Thank you.” Dr. Lecter’s Christmas card had been forwarded to Graham from the FBI crime laboratory in Washington. He took it into the backyard, burned it, and washed his hands before touching Molly. [...] “Your hands are rough. They don’t look like a cop’s hands anymore. That shaving lotion is something a child would select. It has a ship on the bottle, doesn’t it?” Dr. Lecter seldom holds his head upright. He tilts it as he asks a question, as though he were screwing an auger of curiosity into your face. Another silence, and Lecter said, “Don’t think you can persuade me with appeals to my intellectual vanity.”

(Red Dragon, Thomas Harris, 1981)

Will is in his mid-to-late 30s circa s1 of the NBC show, airing in 2013; his book counterpart is ~40 at the time of Red Dragon (at least prior to some later timeline shuffling? I think?) which would make him ~34-35 at the time of his briefer encounter with Lecter in that continuity. The substantial difference is when they're born -- the early 1940s rather than the late 1970s. Show Will's Gen X. Book Will isn't even a baby boomer, he's Silent Generation! These generational cohorts don't mean very much but in some things, like fashion and marketing, they flag differences in how certain products are marketed and how they're viewed.

(all my Old Spice bottle images in this post come courtesy of OldSpiceCollectibles)

The aftershave lotion with a ship on the bottle that Hannibal is bitching about is almost certainly Old Spice -- the OG Old Spice, as formulated in the late 1970s. This was a golden era for aftershave in gift-giving (witness the dozens and dozens of different collectible Avon bottles) and while the classic Old Spice bottle very much does have a ship on the bottle, Willy might have given his stepfather any number of novelty bottles designed for gifting, all of them with roughly similar early-Americana/nautical themes. Ship's wheels, ship's lanterns, ships in general, scrimshawed whale teeth, binoculars, basically anything you could possibly want. (I'd wager this is at least in part to keep up with similar collectibles coming out of Avon, but I might have that the wrong way around, or be completely off the mark altogether.)

http://www.oldspicecollectibles.com/Bottles/novelty bottles.html

The fragrance inside the bottle is a spicy floral with resinous basenotes, what for decades has been called an "oriental" fragrance. (Mercifully some parts of the industry seem to be beginning a shift toward less racist language, and I hope that shift continues, I'm seeing people float "ambrée"/"amberesque" and other language to evoke the spicy, warm profile of some scents.) It's an alcohol-based aftershave lotion, so it stings like a mother when you put it on freshly-shaven skin, and it's not great for hydration.

For cultural context, most of this will probably be stating the obvious, but I think it's interesting with the book's themes around social class, family -- Will's little family, Dolarhyde's family of origin, Dolarhyde's victims' family -- and masculinity.

In 1981, Old Spice is already positioned firmly as a highly accessible men's fragrance in the US -- available pretty much anywhere at the drugstore level, with a coordinating line of toiletries like shaving cream if aftershave isn't enough for you. For a wide swath of people of a certain age, it carries associations with dads and grandfathers, or the transmission of rituals around masculinity and coming of age from father to son. (This is weird for me as a person who came of age during the whole "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" campaign, which aimed at revamping Old Spice's product line and aiming it toward a younger demographic, in competition with Axe. That Old Spice revamp was probably my intro into men's fragrances and it's so fucking embarrassing to say that -- it seemed very transgressive and butch to me to be wearing men's deodorant with my Catholic schoolgirl 'fit every weekday.)

It's chronologically feasible that Will's dad also wore Old Spice, and it makes sense as the kind of gift you'd give your new stepdad -- it's an impersonal gift, reflecting a fairly conservative, mainline, American masculinity. The unease many American men still felt about using scented products — even deodorant, which remained a squeamish topic — could be mitigated by the association with shaving the face as some distinctly male ritual and one taught by fathers to sons as part of their entrance into adolescence.

Have another incredibly corny print ad from 1970:

(the text is tiny here, but the gist is: hey, all these different dudes love Old Spice! Grandpa Hal! Uncle Fred! Jack! Dave! Even that goofball Pete! Just a whole bunch of guys.)

So Hannibal's remark has layers -- he's needling Will about the fact that he knows (or suspects) that Will now has a wife and child, which he likely didn't have when they last encountered each other. He's taking a swipe at his social class and his lack of sophistication — for someone with a dainty nose and a decidedly bitchy sensibility (especially in RD) Old Spice is very much déclassé. And in a narrative level, the fact that Hannibal is distinguished by his aesthetic refinement and a certain degree of fussiness as well as viciousness sets him and Will in opposition, two different modes of masculinity. I have… a lot of thoughts about how Thomas Harris uses aesthetics and sensory pleasure and refinement — certain fabrics, certain garments, certain styles of penmanship — to frame social deviance in these books but that’s for a different post I’m definitely not going to make.

This moment gets a fun parallel to Hannibal's first meeting with Clarice in The Silence Of The Lambs (1988):

“Now,” Lecter said, sitting sideways at his table to face her, “what did Miggs say to you?” “Who?” “Multiple Miggs, in the cell down there. He hissed at you. What did he say?” “He said, 'I can smell your cunt.”' “I see. I myself cannot. You use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today. Today you are determinedly unperfumed. How do you feel about what Miggs said?” “He's hostile for reasons I couldn't know. It's too bad. He's hostile to people, people are hostile to him. It's a loop.” “Are you hostile to him?” “I'm sorry he's disturbed. Beyond that, he's noise. How did you know about the perfume?” “A puff from your bag when you got out your card. Your bag is lovely.”

This is definitely a different tone than he takes with Will Graham, both because he has a very different past history with Will and because of Clarice's position as a woman, placed in front of him as an object for scrutiny. L'Air du Temps is also an old school fragrance (premiering in 1948) and had been popular for several decades by the time the novel's set — a warm floral with the kind of powdery iris note that gets really annoying people on perfume review sites fighting over the words "old lady". (FWIW I own multiple bottles of L’Air du Temps and all but one are from estate sales. The one that isn't, I... uh... bought because I was thinking about Clarice Starling a lot at the time.) This one was and is a ton of women's signature scent, and there's nothing juvenile about it. Clarice wears it, and her mother might well have worn it too. That shit is iconic but for different reasons than Old Spice is for men.

(This little '80s spray is not what any of my bottles look like. If you want more on the various ways this one's been formulated over the years, check out the PerfumeShrine piece I linked above or this blog post on how to identify its different bottles and flankers.)

Someone on Fragrantica compared L'Air du Temps to the olfactory version of a pair of pearl earrings or a cashmere sweater — conveying polished, (small-c) conservative femininity. The inside of Clarice’s handbag is the recipient of scent here, not her body (that part's conveyed through the remark about her hand cream) and the indirectness of the detail under observation is what conveys the keenness of Lecter’s senses and how closely he’s paying attention to his visitor. He also huffs her business card because of course he does.

All of these elements of class and restraint are set in opposition to the crassness of Miggs’ unwanted commentary on Clarice’s body. With her good bag and her cheap shoes Clarice is faking a certain degree of maturity and presenting herself in the most palatable way possible for this interview ("determinedly unperfumed" and all the things that can mean; pretty but serious; feminine but not too feminine; performing the right social class, all along in flight from her "common" origins) but she’s still facing virulent misogyny from damn near every direction. The book doesn’t have quite the same pointed sense of a Theme(tm) around misogyny that the film manages, though that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have plenty going on with regard to gender, but I think the differences around how Hannibal identifies these two perfumes, and what the reader is meant to gather from each allusion or name drop, are telling and very fun.

Hannibal then goes on to give Clarice advice about how to zhuszh up her add-a-bead necklace with some semiprecious stones in order to best set off the color of her hair and eyes, which… again, I do not have time to get into that, but I’m obsessed with it.

In The NBC Show

Hannibal stands behind Will, his NOSTRILS FLARE as CAMERA SLOWLY PUSHES IN on the back of Will’s neck. WILL GRAHAM Did you just smell me? HANNIBAL Difficult to avoid. I really must introduce you to a finer aftershave. That smells like something with a ship on the bottle. WILL GRAHAM I keep getting it for Christmas. HANNIBAL Have your headaches gotten any worse lately? More frequent? WILL GRAHAM Yes, actually. HANNIBAL I’d change the aftershave. (s01e05 "Coquilles")

Love the mention of the back of Will's neck, already intimating that it's not his aftershave Hannibal's huffing here. This is something I just can't fanwank for the television show's remixed timeline -- if Will doesn't have a partner and child in his life, or really anyone else in his life in a position to be giving him presents, this recontextualized snippet about getting the offending aftershave for Christmas doesn't make a lot of sense. It works on the level of "hey, I recognize that bit!" and it establishes for the viewer (or reminds them of) Hannibal's highly developed sense of smell, but it doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

INT. HANNIBAL LECTER'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT Hannibal comes into the dark room. Moves toward the refrigerator. Stops. Lifts his nose to the air. HANNIBAL The same unfortunate aftershave. Too long in the bottle. Hannibal opens the refrigerator door and the light illuminates a gun pointed at his head, Will Graham behind it. - (s02e07 "Yakimono")

HANNIBAL LECTER. He lies on his cot, asleep, his head propped on a pillow against the wall. Alexandre Dumas's Grand Dictionnaire de Cuisine is open on his chest. Eyes still closed, he takes a long slow breath through his nose, smelling the current of air that the CAMERA traveled. He opens his eyes. HANNIBAL That's the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court. - (s03e09 "…And the Woman Clothed with the Sun", very directly drawn from Red Dragon)

What’s the modern-day analogue of the original Old Spice in 1981 — ubiquity, maturity, connotations around class and gender? I don’t know if there is one. In 2013 Will's more likely to be wearing Old Spice deodorant, post-rebrand, still with a ship on the packaging but called Fiji or Denali. Or Bearglove, or Wolfthorn. No doubt Hannibal would find that offensive, but offensive in a different way than his book counterpart way back in the Reagan administration.

There's no shortage of drugstore-y scents in 2013, highly accessible fragrances for a person giving a generic Male Gift at an accessible price point, or habitual buys for a guy who mostly wants to smell like he's at least attempting to be a put-together human being: D&G Light Blue, Davidoff Cool Water, CK One, CK Eternity. (Or their body spray equivalents, if you really want Hannibal to suffer, and I do, every day of my life.) But in general there's a* lot* more diversity in fragrance worn by American men in 2013 than there was circa the events of Red Dragon or at whatever age book!Will might have started using fragrance. There's no one scent that stands in for such a broad section of gender and class as Old Spice aftershave would have in the 1970s.

It seems doubtful that in 2013 Will's using whatever he's using primarily for its shaving benefits, not least of all because he's a bearded king. (Presumably he cleans his beard up from time to time and trims his neck and whatnot, but bear with me here.) True aftershave is still available in many drugstores, including some venerable names — Aqua Velva, Skin Bracer, Pinaud Clubman — but they’re no longer the arena of younger men unless they're curious budding fragheads. And you can still be an outdoorsy dude in 2013 wearing Old Spice, but it's a bit more of a self-conscious put-on at that point, either someone's buying Will tongue-in-cheek dad cologne to go with his house full of boat engines and dog statues, or Will's bashful about his own taste for tongue-in-cheek dad cologne.

What might Will be wearing in 2013? This depends on which aspect we’re trying to reflect. For modest budget and ubiquity I can see him going for the OG Polo Green or one of its flankers. (There's a great piece of NBC Hannibal perfume meta by Genufa that I swear I only encountered after I already chose this, and it mentions Polo Classic in tandem with Will, so I'm glad we're in agreement here.) For stuff in an amber-spice neighborhood, CK Obsession For Men maybe? Still retro (premiered in 1986) but not 1930s retro.

What’s a step up? If I was out here somehow tasked with buying this man a nice smelling gift, what would I choose? If Will wanted to treat himself with something under that broad constellation of selling points — a single fragrance for steady wear, something unflashy and congruent with his presentation of himself -- I would be really tempted to put him in something slightly more niche, but not a lot more niche.

I am a huge fan of Etat Libre d'Orange Fat Electrician, a really fun creamy vetiver that's sexy in a clean soft-butch kind of way. It's not spicy in the least but as the scent's subtitle of a "semi-modern vetiver" indicates it has a nice timeless quality, warm and clean-smelling but not soapy. (And a very subtle gourmand aspect -- chestnut cream or marrons glacés.) Or something from DS&Durga, Mississippi Medicine, or Bowmakers, or Burning Barbershop -- there's a whole slew of "vintage barbershop"-inspired scents that might scratch the same itch for someone who wears a fragrance out of habit and to feel grounded in a solid, put-together masculinity. (Maybe especially when he's not feeling otherwise particularly grounded or put-together.)

For different ways of evoking Will's kind of dignified no-fuss outdoorsman thing, Profumum Arso ("Cedar leaves, incense, leather, pine resin") maybe, or Fumidus, though it sounds like peaty hell to me -- Will seems to be a bourbon guy and not a scotch dude. For something a little more glamorous and a little more established, maybe Guerlain Habit Rouge, idk.

What’s the next step up from these -- the equivalent of Bella's Bolt Of Lightning? If someone (with a bankroll on par with Hannibal, or Bedelia, or Jack, or Bella) were to introduce Will to a still pricier class of fragrance, what might that look like? It's hard for me to say, since this isn't a type of perfumery I engage with, like... at all. I like my indie oils, I like niche perfumers, I love decants, but I don't have a cool $800 to drop on a whole bottle of... anything. Once you reach a certain level you can shop pretty differently from normal people, up to and including getting something one-of-a-kind commissioned for your boytoy/crime gimp/ex-husband's ex-husband/etc. (And as a gift for someone else -- since none of these people barring possibly Bella has a remotely normal relationship with Will -- it'd say as much about their intentions with the gift and their perception of Will as the reality of who Will is.) So I'm going to have to mull that a while.

Absolutely none of this gets into the bonkers Farmacia di Santa Maria Novella sequence in Hannibal, which... has a lot going on, idk. ("Starling, then. Clean, and rich in textures. Cotton sun-dried and ironed. Clarice Starling, then. Engaging and toothsome. Tedious in her earnestness and absurd in her principles. Quick in her mother wit." Please, sir!) Like basically every other element of the series, the smell stuff gets ratcheted up to 11 for that book, and it seems like its own separate thing to unpack. Hannibal fucking loves shopping in that book and I love reading about his weird little ass shopping.

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I have a random, crack-fueled, and generally odd idea relating to Hibari. Namely, that Van Augur is her uncle. Her mother was his older sister, and, going into further theories, she was a sniper, inspiring her daughter and brother to follow in her footsteps. (Also, there was a pretty large age gap between her and her brother.) After all, we don't know much about Van Auger's backstory. This idea would make Van Augur's reaction to Akainu coming with the warship after Marineford kind of funny; "Oh Christ, it's my brother-in-law! I'm screwed."

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Earth Augers: Essential Tools for Groundwork

Augers are one of the classic mechanical tools used for different purposes like agriculture, landscaping, mining, and construction. They are earth-digging machines capable of drilling, digging, or boring into soil or other surfaces with precision.

With massive rural development, and increase in urban construction projects, there has always been a growing demand for equipment that balances power with efficient handling. When choosing Earth auger machines in India, you need to consider the capacity of the equipment to work on diverse and challenging soil conditions. Let’s take a look at why these machines are considered an essential for groundwork:

What Is An Earth Auger?

Earth augers are a rotatory drilling tool that is used for boring the ground uniformly. Its design consists of a spiral screw blade that keeps rolling till it reaches the level of the shaft. Owing to the soil conditions in India, an earth auger machine is specially designed to operate in rocky terrains on the hills or on deep soils in the plains.

Why Choose An Earth Auger?

Earth augers offer a number of benefits over other drilling and digging methods. Let's get into some key reasons why you should go for an earth auger for your next digging project.

Time-Saving and Labor-Efficient: Earth augers save time by quickly making holes in an accurate way as compared to manual digging practices. This directly reduces labor costs and speeds up the process of meeting project deadlines.

Versatility Across Industries: These augers find their application in different industries, like agriculture and construction. The use of appropriate attachments make them perfect tools for drilling into rocks or concrete.

Accuracy and Depth Control: Modern augers have the facility of adjusting drilling depth and diameter. This is required to dig accurately according to varied applications such as plantation pits or roadside lamp posts.

How to Select the Best Earth Auger Machine considering the environment of India

Project-Based Selection: In India, earth auger machines are available in manual, gas-powered, and electric versions. If you’re drilling into tough surfaces such as rocks, choose a gas-powered heavy-duty auger. And if you are working on a softer soil, then an electric or hand-held earth moving auger model would suffice.

Operator Comfort: Make sure that the auger machine has an ergonomic handle and is comfortable to operate, especially when constructors have to work for long hours.

You may also like: How to locate a reliable Yanmar excavator dealer?

Bottom Line

Earth auger machines in India have revolutionized the way in which groundwork operations are done. Be it for farming, fencing, or other construction purposes, these earth-moving machines are a smart investment for modern-day excavation. So, if you are searching for a good earth auger, contact a trusted supplier who can provide you with the right equipment to get the job done.

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Manual Meat Grinder: The Classic Kitchen Tool for Fresh, Custom Ground Meat

In today’s world of convenience and technology, the manual meat grinder remains a timeless kitchen tool that continues to serve home cooks, hunters, and small-scale food enthusiasts with dependable results. Whether you're looking to craft gourmet burgers, homemade sausages, or just prefer to control the quality of your meat, a manual meat grinder is a valuable addition to your culinary arsenal.

What is a Manual Meat Grinder?

A manual meat grinder is a hand-operated device designed to grind meat without the use of electricity. Typically made from stainless steel, cast iron, or high-grade plastic, this simple yet effective machine consists of a few core components:

Hopper: The top opening where you feed meat into the grinder.

Auger (or screw): A spiral mechanism that pushes the meat toward the blades.

Cutting Blade: Slices the meat as it's pushed through the grinder.

Grinding Plate: A perforated disk that determines the final texture of the ground meat.

Crank Handle: Allows the user to manually turn the auger.

Clamp or Suction Base: Secures the grinder to your work surface.

The entire process is straightforward: you place pre-cut, chilled meat into the hopper, turn the handle, and freshly ground meat exits the front.

Why Choose a Manual Meat Grinder?

There are several reasons why home cooks and professionals alike opt for manual grinders over electric models:

1. Full Control Over Meat Quality

When you grind your own meat, you know exactly what’s going into your food. You can choose the cuts, control the fat content, and avoid unwanted additives, preservatives, or fillers often found in store-bought ground meat.

2. Better Texture and Taste

Store-bought ground meat is often overly processed, resulting in a mushy texture. Grinding meat at home gives you a coarser grind that holds up better in burgers and meatballs, delivering superior mouthfeel and flavor.

3. Cost-Effective

Manual grinders are generally inexpensive, with many reliable models priced under $50. They also reduce waste by allowing you to make use of meat trimmings and less expensive cuts.

4. No Electricity Needed

Manual grinders are perfect for use in locations without electricity—ideal for camping, hunting lodges, or during power outages. They’re also quieter and more portable than electric models.

5. Easy to Maintain

With fewer moving parts and no motor, manual grinders are easier to clean and less prone to mechanical failure.

How to Use a Manual Meat Grinder

Using a manual meat grinder is simple and safe if you follow a few key steps:

Step 1: Prepare the Meat

Trim off excess fat, sinew, or bones.

Cut the meat into 1-inch cubes for easier grinding.

Chill the meat in the freezer for 20-30 minutes to firm it up. Cold meat grinds more cleanly and reduces smearing.

Step 2: Assemble and Secure the Grinder

Make sure all parts are clean and dry.

Assemble the grinder according to the manufacturer’s instructions.

Clamp or suction the grinder securely to a clean, dry surface to prevent slipping.

Step 3: Start Grinding

Feed the meat into the hopper slowly.

Turn the crank handle steadily and consistently.

Use the provided pusher (never your fingers!) to guide the meat.

You can grind the meat once for a coarse grind or twice for a finer texture, depending on your recipe.

Step 4: Clean Up Thoroughly

Disassemble all parts immediately after use.

Wash with warm, soapy water and a brush to remove meat residue.

Dry thoroughly to prevent rust, especially with cast iron models.

Lightly oil the blades and metal surfaces before storing to extend their lifespan.

Tips for Best Results

Use Cold Meat: Warm meat can clog the grinder and smear fat.

Alternate Fat and Lean: Mixing as you feed helps with even grinding.

Keep Blade Sharp: A dull blade makes grinding harder and affects texture.

Grind Twice for Sausages: First with a coarse plate, then fine.

Common Uses for Manual Meat Grinders

Manual meat grinders are versatile and can be used for more than just meat:

Sausage Making: Many grinders come with stuffing attachments.

Vegetables and Nuts: Some models allow for grinding cooked veggies, nuts, or even cheese.

Pet Food: Prepare raw or custom pet meals.

Breadcrumbs or Pasta Dough: Certain models support non-meat grinding with additional attachments.

Choosing the Right Manual Grinder

When shopping for a manual meat grinder, consider the following:

Material: Stainless steel and cast iron are most durable.

Ease of Cleaning: Look for models with dishwasher-safe parts (if applicable).

Size and Portability: Smaller models are easier to store but may require more effort for larger batches.

Accessories: Some include sausage stuffers, multiple grinding plates, or pasta attachments.

Conclusion A manual meat grinder may seem old-fashioned, but its value in the modern kitchen is undeniable. It offers an unmatched level of control, quality, and freshness that even some electric grinders struggle to deliver. Whether you're a culinary hobbyist or someone simply seeking healthier, fresher food options, investing in a manual meat grinder can elevate your cooking and provide long-term benefits.

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Ground Anchor Systems in Modern Construction

Ground anchors are vital gadgets in different applications, providing security and safety by safeguarding frameworks and tools on the ground. In this thorough recap, we will look into the world of ground anchors, focusing on their kinds, applications, elements to think about for picking the best ones, planning approaches, and maintenance techniques.

We'll likewise consider specific uses such as garden anchors, ground anchors for swing sets, and ground anchors for trampolines.

What is the Best Ground Anchor?

Picking the most effective ground anchor includes thinking about countless components, consisting of the particular application, soil type, load capacity, and ecological conditions. Ground anchor systems use a variety of options tailored to these requirements. Let's explore the top choices:

Earth Auger Anchors: Planet Auger anchors are useful and shine in numerous earth styles. They use durable resistance to both upright and straight forces, making them superb for shielding big frameworks like exterior outdoor tents and covers.

Screw-In Ground Anchors: This anchors are work well in different soil kinds and are appropriate for anchoring yard frameworks, exterior furnishings, and playground equipment.

Concrete Deadman Anchors: Concrete deadman anchors contain burying cinder blocks or slabs linked to a lot through a chain or band. They are a trusted selection for protecting watercraft docks and maintaining coastlines.

Arrowhead Anchors: Arrowhead anchors have a pointed style that streamlines penetration right into the ground. They are commonly used for anchoring playground tools, ensuring security, and can likewise enhance systems involved in diaphragm wall construction.

Duckbill Planet Anchors: Through increasing wings, duckbill anchors offer amazing holding power. They are superb for soil erosion control applications, including retaining walls and inclines.

Garden Anchors

Garden anchors play a vibrant role in safeguarding garden structures and tools. Right here are some common uses:

Backyard Trellis Anchors: Ground anchors, like screw-in anchors, help in maintaining backyard trellises, using aids for climbing plants such as creeping plants and blooms.

Pergola Anchors: Anchoring pergolas are risk free and secure, even in gusty conditions, generating a risk free and reliable exterior space.

Arbor Anchors: Ground anchors keep grass arbors firmly ready, stopping them from toppling over and increasing the grass visual charm.

Ground Anchors for Turning Sets

When it involves swing collections, safety and security are extremely important. Correctly anchored swing collections supply stability and reduce the threat of mishaps. Piling contractors frequently recommend trusted anchoring techniques for lasting safety. Consider these anchor choices:

Concrete Deadman Anchors: For swing sets, concrete deadman anchors are a durable choice. They are buried deep right into the ground, providing considerable stability.

Screw-In Swing Set Anchors: Screw-in anchors are straightforward and proper for swing collections. They firmly hold the swing's established legs in place, guaranteeing safe movement.

Ground Anchor Systems for Trampolines

Trampolines require protected anchoring to avoid tipping and maintain stability. Ground anchor systems are an efficient remedy for this function.

Screw-In Trampoline Anchors: They can be comfortably twisted right into the ground around the trampoline's legs, supplying trusted support.

Concrete Deadman Anchors: These anchors are appropriate for bigger trampolines. Hide concrete blocks attached to the trampoline's structure to slow down safely.

Aspects to Think about for Picking Ground Anchors

When selecting ground anchors, several variables enter into play:

Soil Kind: The sort of soil at your installation website considerably affects the selection of the anchor. Soft dirt might require longer or specialized anchors for better security. A professional soil & rock anchoring service can help identify the most effective service based on ground problems.

Loads Capacity: Analyse the tons that your anchor requires to sustain. For frameworks with hefty tons, such as huge outside tents, opt for anchors with greater load capabilities.

Installation Method: Think about the convenience of installation, particularly if you plan to manage it yourself. Screw-in anchors are commonly sought after for their user-friendly setup.

Environmental Elements: Make up outside factors like weather and potential soil erosion, as these can influence the effectiveness of your chosen anchor.

Setup & Upkeep

Proper installation and normal upkeep are crucial for ground anchors' efficiency and durability.

Setup: Clear the setup area of elements and walls, guaranteeing a clean, level space for anchor placing. Adhere to the maker's instructions for anchor installation.

Maintenance: Regularly evaluate anchors for indicators of damage, rust, or wear. Change damaged anchors without delay and tighten up connections as needed. Lube moving parts to prevent corrosion and keep the procedure smooth for screw-in anchors.

Conclusion:

Ground anchors are essential devices in different applications, from backyard structures and turn sets to trampolines. Picking the appropriate anchor and complying with proper installation and upkeep treatments are vital for ensuring security.

Whether you're anchoring a yard trellis, protecting a swing collection, or stabilizing a trampoline, one of the most effective ground anchors gives reliability and comfort. As a relied-upon top down building supplier, at Bhagwati Machinery, we comprehend the relevance of high-quality anchoring in every project to ensure building safety and security, protection, and sturdiness.

FAQs for Ground Anchor Systems

Q1. What are ground anchors & why are they important?

Ground anchors are developed to secure frameworks and equipment to the ground, providing security and safety. They are crucial for stopping frameworks from toppling over because of wind, motion, or external pressures.

Ground anchors are required for numerous applications, including protecting lawn structures, transforming collections, trampolines, and far more. A reliable top down construction contractor might additionally use ground anchors in intricate architectural jobs needing precision and support.

Q2. Exactly how do I pick the best ground anchor for my application?

Picking the ideal ground anchor involves considering factors such as soil type, tonnage ability, installation technique, and ecological problems. Various anchors function much better in specific scenarios. Concrete deadman anchors are suitable for hefty tons and tough soil conditions.

Q3. What are some common uses for yard anchors?

Garden anchors provide diverse objects in the plot and outside locations. They are used to sustain lawn trellises, pergolas, arbors and other grass structures.

Q4. What are the most reliable methods to anchor a trampoline?

Screw-in trampoline anchors are a favoured choice. These anchors can be conveniently transformed right into the ground around the trampoline's legs to supply reliable support. For larger trampolines, think about using concrete deadman anchors, which entail hiding concrete blocks attached to the trampoline's structure.

Q5. Specifically, how do I ensure the correct installation of ground anchors?

To make sure of proper setup, clear the installation location of debris and challenges. Produce a fresh level surface for anchor sitting. Follow the provider's installation guidelines sensibly, as they might vary liable on the anchor type.

Q6. Can I recycle ground anchors for different applications? Recycling ground anchors for diverse uses may be feasible, depending on the anchor's problem and compatibility with the new application.

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Auger bits are spiral-shaped drill bits frequently used to drill deep holes in wood, plastic, and other strong surfaces. They are versatile tools that increase the efficiency and accuracy of your DIY projects, like creating a bookshelf, building a fence around the garden, repairing and maintenance, and many more.

Learn more about how auger bits can help you in your DIY projects.

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China Auger Screw Feeder Hopper

Looking for a dependable Chinese Auger Screw Feeder Hopper? Xinxiang Sanyuantang Machine offers high-quality and long-lasting feeders to fulfil your requirements. Choose us for efficient feeding solutions! Contact for more information @ +86-186-3909-5165

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How to Properly Secure Canopy Tarps for Windy Conditions

Canopy tarps are versatile and reliable for outdoor protection—whether you’re covering equipment, hosting events, or creating shelter in unpredictable weather. However, windy conditions can pose a serious threat to the integrity of your setup. Improperly secured tarps can tear, come loose, or worse—become airborne hazards. To protect your investment and ensure safety, it’s essential to know how to properly secure your canopy tarps when wind picks up.

Below, we’ll walk you through five crucial strategies to safeguard your canopy tarps in windy weather and ensure long-lasting performance.

1. Choose the Right Tarp for the Job

Before you even think about anchoring, the first step is selecting a tarp that can withstand wind stress. Not all tarps are created equal—lightweight tarps may be cheaper, but they’re prone to tearing or flapping in the wind.

Look for these features when buying a canopy tarp:

Heavy-duty polyethylene or vinyl materials

Reinforced edges with heat-sealed seams

Rust-resistant grommets placed every 18 to 24 inches

UV resistance and waterproofing for added durability

A strong tarp is your first line of defense. If you're setting up in a particularly wind-prone area, opt for tarps with a higher mil thickness (e.g., 10 mil or higher) and ones designed specifically for canopies or long-term outdoor use.

2. Use a Sturdy Frame or Structure

A tarp is only as secure as the frame supporting it. Wind can easily collapse a weak frame or pull it apart. To avoid disaster, invest in a durable canopy frame made from steel or heavy-duty aluminum. These materials provide the strength needed to withstand wind gusts without bending or breaking.

Tips for choosing or reinforcing your frame:

Avoid plastic connectors or PVC pipes—they’re prone to cracking under pressure.

Use guy lines and extra poles to reinforce the frame’s corners and center.

Anchor legs with weighted sandbags or ground stakes.

The sturdier your base structure, the less strain will be placed on the tarp during windy episodes.

3. Secure the Tarp Tightly to Minimize Movement

Loose tarps flap in the wind, increasing the risk of tearing and noise. Keeping your tarp taut is crucial for longevity and wind resistance.

Follow these steps to secure your tarp effectively:

Use bungee cords, ratchet straps, or ball bungees to connect grommets to the frame.

Avoid over-tightening—this can stress the grommets and lead to tearing.

Tie off all corners first, then move inward to ensure even tension.

If your tarp has built-in reinforced edges, make use of them by lacing through multiple grommets or tying off along the full perimeter. This distributes pressure more evenly and reduces stress on individual points.

4. Anchor the Tarp and Frame to the Ground

Even if your tarp is perfectly stretched over a strong frame, wind can still lift the entire structure if it’s not anchored securely to the ground. Ground anchoring is one of the most critical steps in windy conditions.

Effective anchoring methods include:

Auger-style ground anchors: These screw into the soil and provide superior hold.

Concrete or sand weights: Great for hard surfaces where stakes won’t work.

Heavy-duty tent stakes or rebar rods: Ideal for grassy or soft soil areas.

Anchor each leg of the canopy and consider using cross ropes at diagonal angles to prevent lateral movement. The more contact points with the ground, the better your canopy will perform during gusty winds.

5. Add Windbreaks and Sidewalls for Extra Protection

Windbreaks help to reduce wind pressure on the tarp by deflecting gusts away from your canopy setup. This reduces the risk of structural failure and improves comfort beneath the tarp.

Windbreak strategies include:

Installing tarp sidewalls or panels on the wind-facing sides.

Positioning your canopy near fences, buildings, or natural windbreaks like trees.

Staggering multiple canopies to block prevailing winds.

When using sidewalls, ensure they are also tightly secured and tied at both the top and bottom. Leaving flapping side panels can undo all your hard work by acting like sails in high wind.

Conclusion: A Little Preparation Goes a Long Way

Canopy tarps are built to shield against the elements, but wind requires extra caution. The key to proper tarp security lies in a combination of quality materials, a strong frame, tight fastening, solid anchoring, and smart placement. Whether you’re setting up for a weekend event or creating a semi-permanent shelter, following these best practices will help you avoid damage, keep your tarp in place, and stay protected no matter how the wind blows.

With the right techniques, you can feel confident that your tarp will hold firm and perform reliably—even when the forecast turns rough. Don’t let the wind catch you off guard—secure your canopy tarps the smart way.

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Why the Torus Solo Gen2 Cold Press Juicer Is Australia’s Best Value Premium Juicer

Cold press juicing has surged in popularity across Australia as health-conscious consumers seek nutrient‑rich, flavourful juices without the heat and oxidation of traditional centrifugal machines. Among the myriad of options on the market, the Torus Solo Gen2 stands out as the ultimate combination of performance, durability and affordability. In this article, we explore why the Torus Solo Gen2 is Australia’s best value premium cold press juicer, and how it can transform your daily health routine.

Premium Design Meets Powerful Performance

At the heart of the Torus Solo Gen2 is a robust 100% copper motor engineered for longevity and efficiency. Unlike many budget juicers that rely on plastic or lower‑grade materials, Torus has upgraded to a pure copper winding in Gen2, ensuring a stable, torque‑rich operation that can handle both soft fruits and tough, fibrous vegetables. This premium cold press juicer features two speed settings—low speed at 40 rpm for delicate greens and high speed at 80 rpm for harder produce—plus a reverse function to clear blockages.

The dual‑speed design gives you precise control over texture and yield, optimising nutrient extraction from every ingredient. Whether you’re looking to extract chlorophyll‑rich wheatgrass shots or hearty beetroot blends, the Solo Gen2 maintains consistent pressure and minimal oxidation. At less than 55 dB in operation, this slow juicer runs quietly, making it ideal for early‑morning routines without waking the household.

Advanced Juicing Technology for Maximum Yield

What sets the Torus Solo Gen2 apart from other cold press juicers in Australia is its direct‑flow, horizontal anti‑clog sieve. Traditional vertical or screw juicers often suffer from pulp build‑up, but Torus’s design pushes fibre laterally across the sieve, effectively self‑clearing and preventing blockages. This innovation not only reduces fuss but also boosts juice yield by up to 20% compared to standard models.

Celery—a notoriously fibrous vegetable—clogs many juicers, yet the Solo Gen2 handles celery strings with ease, pressing and ejecting fibres cleanly. The generous 50 mm feed chute accommodates whole carrots and apples, minimising prep time. While some competitors tout oversized hoppers, they often compromise on extraction efficiency. Torus has rigorously tested various hopper designs and chosen the optimal size to balance convenience and performance.

Effortless Assembly, Disassembly and Cleaning

Ease of use is paramount for busy Australians seeking to integrate juicing into daily life. The Torus Solo Gen2 features a one‑button hopper release, allowing the entire feeding unit to detach swiftly. After juicing, simply use the specialised cleaning brush provided to sweep away any remaining pulp and residue. All components are BPA‑free and dishwasher‑safe, ensuring hygienic operation and straightforward maintenance.

Compact in design, the Solo Gen2 fits neatly under most kitchen cupboards and on benchtops without dominating the space. Suction‑cup feet anchor the juicer securely, preventing “walking” or vibration during use. A built‑in child lock offers peace of mind in family homes, keeping little hands safe even when the unit is switched on.

Unmatched Versatility for Every Kitchen

The Torus Solo Gen2 isn’t just a juicer—it’s a multifunctional nutrition system. With its robust auger and anti‑clog sieve, you can make cold‑pressed nut milks, such as almond or cashew milk; simply soak nuts overnight, juice to create a concentrated milk, then dilute to taste. For wheatgrass enthusiasts, the low‑speed setting extracts precious chlorophyll without overheating or damaging delicate shoots—just add a sliver of celery or a dash of water to improve flow.

Dreaming of homemade sorbet or ice creams? The Solo Gen2’s slow‑crush action breaks down frozen fruits into a smooth, creamy consistency, ready to serve. Whether you want an energising green juice, a replenishing nut milk or a guilt‑free dessert, this premium cold press juicer delivers endless recipe possibilities. Download the complimentary recipe book to explore seasonal blends and expert juicing tips tailored to Australian produce.

Durability, Warranty and After‑Sales Support

Investing in a juicer is a long‑term commitment, and Torus understands the importance of reliability. The Solo Gen2 is backed by a 5‑year warranty on the motor and a 2‑year warranty on the complete machine (excluding tamper and jugs). Overload protection safeguards the motor against undue strain, extending the lifespan of your cold press juicer.

Torus maintains a comprehensive stock of spare parts—augers, sieves, hoppers and more—so you can replace worn or damaged components easily and cost‑effectively. Parts are priced competitively, ensuring you avoid inflated middleman costs. With Torus’s responsive Australian customer service team based in Sydney, any queries or concerns are addressed promptly, giving you confidence in your purchase.

Australian Brand, Direct Distribution and Value Pricing

Since 2012, Torus has been a proudly Australian appliance brand, selling directly online to remove the extra costs of retail mark‑ups. By controlling the entire supply chain, Torus offers premium cold press juicers at prices competitive with entry‑level machines from other brands. This direct‑to‑consumer model enables Australians to buy a high‑performance juicer like the Solo Gen2 without paying inflated prices.

Top ratings on Australian Product Review attest to customer satisfaction, with real‑world users praising the Solo Gen2 for its yield, quiet operation and ease of cleaning. A 30‑day money‑back guarantee allows you to trial Torus Solo Gen2 risk‑free, ensuring you’re fully satisfied with your cold press juicer purchase.

How to Buy Your Torus Solo Gen2 in Australia

Ready to upgrade your health routine with the Torus Solo Gen2 premium cold press juicer? Simply visit the Torus website to place your order. Take advantage of free shipping offers across Australia and begin enjoying nutrient‑packed, fresh juices within days. With secure online payment and flexible delivery options, it’s never been easier to buy a cold press juicer online in Australia.

Whether you’re new to juicing or upgrading from a centrifugal model, the Torus Solo Gen2 is the best value premium slow juicer on the market. Its combination of upgraded Generation 2 design, high yield, quiet operation and Australian customer support makes it the clear choice for health‑minded Australians. Don’t miss out on this exceptional cold press juicer—order your Torus Solo Gen2 today and taste the difference of true cold‑pressed nutrition.

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thegutcoptyltd · 19 days ago

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Why the Torus Solo Gen2 Cold Press Juicer Is Australia’s Best Value Premium Juicer

Premium Design Meets Powerful Performance

Advanced Juicing Technology for Maximum Yield

Effortless Assembly, Disassembly and Cleaning

Unmatched Versatility for Every Kitchen

Durability, Warranty and After‑Sales Support

Australian Brand, Direct Distribution and Value Pricing

How to Buy Your Torus Solo Gen2 in Australia

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pilingexpert · 20 days ago

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What Should You Know Before Starting Piling In Sydney?

Building strong structures starts with a stable foundation, and in a city with such varied ground conditions, that often means professional piling in Sydney. Whether you're planning a new home, an extension, or a commercial build, understanding piling and its local context is essential. Let’s explore what piling is, why it matters in Sydney, and how to get it right from the start.

Why Is Piling So Important in Sydney?

Unpredictable Soil TypesSydney’s geography includes sandy soils, clay, shale, and rock—each needing a specific piling approach to ensure stability.

Growing Urban DensityWith narrow blocks and tight access, especially in inner suburbs, piling systems allow for deep foundations without large excavation.

Weather Impacts on Ground MovementFrequent rain, drought, or groundwater issues can shift foundations—piles go deeper to reach stable strata.

Basement and Multi-Storey BuildsPiling supports the heavier loads of modern structures, including basements, retaining walls, and townhouses.

Council and Engineering RequirementsMany local building approvals require engineered piling solutions to ensure compliance and safety.

What Are the Different Types of Piling Used?

Screw PilesGreat for residential builds and sites with limited access, these are quick to install and cause minimal disturbance.

Bored Piles (Bored Piers)Used for larger structures or poor soil conditions, bored piles offer strong, deep-set support with steel-reinforced concrete.

CFA (Continuous Flight Auger) PilesPerfect for noise-sensitive areas, CFA piles combine drilling and concreting in one motion for efficiency.

Driven PilesIdeal for large-scale or commercial projects, these are hammered into place and provide excellent load-bearing strength.

Mini PilesThese compact piles suit tight or tricky locations like under existing buildings or on small lots.

When Should You Consider Piling Over Standard Foundations?

Sloping or Uneven BlocksWhen the land isn’t level, traditional slab foundations may be risky—piling ensures stability on inclines.

Poor or Reactive SoilIf the soil shifts with moisture, piling prevents movement and long-term damage to your structure.

Deep Foundations RequiredIf stable soil isn’t found near the surface, piling can reach deep enough to secure your build.

Proximity to Other StructuresPiling allows you to reinforce without undermining neighbouring buildings—a common issue in Sydney's tightly packed suburbs.

Specialised BuildsBasements, retaining walls, and split-level homes benefit from the extra support piling provides.

How Do You Choose the Right Piling Contractor?

Local Experience MattersContractors who understand Sydney’s conditions can provide smarter, safer, and more cost-effective solutions.

Check Credentials and LicensingEnsure your piling team is licensed, insured, and experienced in both residential and commercial work.

Detailed Site AssessmentA reputable team will begin with soil testing and engineering evaluations to choose the right piling system.

Transparent Quotes and TimelinesAvoid vague pricing. A good contractor will explain what’s included and stick to realistic schedules.

Post-Installation SupportThe best teams provide compliance certification, progress updates, and advice for future phases of the build.

What Is the General Process for Piling Projects?

Initial Consultation and Soil TestingThis step evaluates ground conditions, site access, and project type to determine the best piling approach.

Engineering and PlanningDesigns are tailored to your site’s needs, factoring in load-bearing requirements, soil type, and access limitations.

Installation of PilesUsing machinery suited to the location, contractors install piles efficiently while minimising disruption to the site.

Reinforcement and Concreting (if applicable)For bored or CFA piles, steel reinforcement and concrete are added to maximise strength.

Final Checks and CertificationA structural engineer inspects the work and provides a compliance certificate for your records and future construction stages.

Conclusion:

Strong, lasting structures begin beneath the surface, and that’s why expert piling in Sydney is crucial. With the city’s complex ground conditions and growing development demands, choosing the right piling method and contractor ensures your project starts on solid ground and stays that way for years to come.

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