#Sean def fits the uncle part more but I like to think Hayden thinks of himself as an uncle to Eugene since he's been a ghost for longer

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I found both games recently, so here's my first contribution to the fandom

An incorrect quote that doesn't fully makes sense with the timeline but it fits well enough (magnus protocol spoilers?)

River, to Eugene: Oh yeah. We're a real family.

River, pointing at herself: I'm your cool sister.

River, turning to Charlie who flips her off: Charlie's your uncool sister.

River, gesturing at Boss: Boss is your emotionally distant father.

River: Hayden's the uncle that just got another job. (he works at an animal rescue shelter too now. don't ask how.)

River: And Joan is the family's grumpy old war veteran!