#SephirothxMasamune

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Ultimate ship: Sephiroth

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - They already lasted almost two decades together, might as well keep it rolling

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took awhile since it was more of a slow burn into ‘Oh god I think I love them!’ and continues on from there

How was their first kiss? - Simple yet one they’ll remember, it was Masa who asked what kissing was like and things escalated from there.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Sephiroth

Who is the best man/men? - Angeal, Buster, Genesis, Zack, Kunsel and whoever else they can think of

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Rapier, Cissnei, and maybe Scarlet

Who did the most planning? - Those hired to plan their wedding

Who stressed the most? - Neither, Shin-ra was the one stressing about the money. Though Sephiroth did stress about the attention that this was causing

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (Shin-ra paid for everything so you know they needed to do the best of the best for Sephiroth)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Hojo

Sex:

Who is on top? - Sephiroth

Who is the one to instigate things? - Depends on the situation so either one of them

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Both have stamina like hell so quite awhile

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Pretty much

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None

How many children will they adopt? - Does Zack count? If possible then perhaps 1

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Masamune

Who is the stricter parent? - Sephiroth

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Sephiroth but he encourages them to do an activity of equal value where they won’t be hurt equally as much

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Sephiroth

Who is the more loved parent? - Masamune

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Neither

Who cried the most at graduation? - Neither of them

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Masamune more likely

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Sephiroth

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Sephiroth

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both of them

How often do they bake desserts? - Seph has a secret sweet tooth so often and claim it’s more for masa but really for him

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Healthy diet but leans more towards meat

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Masamune

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Masamune but occasionally Sephiroth

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Masamune, Seph doesn’t let him cook ever.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both of them

Who is really against chores? - Every so often it’ll be Masamune

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both of them

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Masamune if he can get away with it

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Sephiroth a small bit

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Masamune

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - It’ll vary between the two

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - If by Zack then both of them

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Not often but Sephiroth does appreciate the decorations when it’s not over the top.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To be themselves and be supportive of one another. For masa though, protect the other no matter what.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - If possible and on rare occasions, they both will

Who plays the most pranks? - Masamune but Sephiroth is know to do some here and there.