#Shadowheart + Astarion + Lae’zel concocting the most ruthless of mockeries while Wyll is taking notes in the bg | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

detectiveneve · 1 year

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think the whole gang should visit emrys’ tiny village on the way to baldurs gate so they can witness how every village girlie was obsessed with her a bit and how she’s clearly flustered but also goes right back into the mode of kissing hands and bowing respectfully and offering flowers to old ladies and everyone asking her to carry stuff so she does. village butch hunk style.

#and also so they can blaspheme in the tiny temple she was raised in. perhaps embarrass her deeply in front of some priests #if I was a Fair Maiden I too would fluster and giggle as she passes in her armor #and sweats while carrying firewood or what have you #she doesn’t have baldurs gate city swag but she DOES have village hunk status #Shadowheart + Astarion + Lae’zel concocting the most ruthless of mockeries while Wyll is taking notes in the bg #she also definitely has a few ex girlfriends she’s ducking into corners to avoid & I think that’s even FUNNIER #oc. emrys

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