#Shitscript Crowley shaming
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Shitscript!Crowley has showered exactly once. During this shower he used 13 in 1: shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, peanut butter, Gatorade, milk, tin foil, tennis shoes, dental floss, eye drops; an abomination against humanity that he miracled into existence, only seen before or after in the dreams of those unlucky enough to be effected by it’s curse.
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Shitscript!Crowley animated the first Sonic the Hedgehog trailer.
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Shitscript!Crowley thinks "ok boomer" is a slur.
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Shitscript!Crowley created the dieting industry.
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Shitscript!Crowley thinks good hygiene makes you gay.
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Shitscript!Crowley has been a victim of Bidoof's law over 10 times.
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Shitscript!Crowley is an anti-vaxxer.
#shitscript crowley shaming#shitscript#1992 crowley#good omens#crowley#i am so sorry that they did this to you Crowley
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Shitscript!Crowley only likes Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars.
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Shitscript!Crowley eats cold pizza with a knife and fork.
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Shitscript!Crowley believes in trickle down economics.
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Shitscript!Crowley parks in the accessible handicap spot for "quick" errands.
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Shitscript!Crowley thinks Ross from Friends is a role model.
#side burn Ross#1992 omens#good omens 1992#1992 crowley#good omens#shitscript crowley#shitscript#shitscript crowley shaming
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Shitscript!Crowley tries on clothes in the accessible stall.
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Shitscript!Crowley sues copyright on fanfiction.
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Shitscript!Crowley demands a manager when they don't accept his three decade old coupon.
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Shitscript!Crowley doesn't tip waiters.
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